Saturday, December 31, 2005

Just keep working working working... What do we do we work...

H'ok, so... as the title says, I've been a-workin' a lot, but it paid off a wee bit, made about $300 in a week. Saweeeeeeeeet. As far as black monday went, I went shopping early, I was one of the first people in Target, however, the early-ness made me a dumbass. I found some really good smellin' Method handsoap/candel gift sets for about $2 each and I only bought 1. I do not know what I was thinking. But the scent is soooo delightful, it smells exactly like the old TicTacs they used to have that were bigger than the regular ones, anyhoo, the scent is peppermint vanilla. I love Method, by the way, they have the best smelling stuff, I mean, what company has grapefruit flavored handsoap? I bought some other random stuff, including a new scarf and gloves (they are soft AND pink, come on) and they were on sale. I had to work @ 4:30, which was alright, since I was working with Court & Scott. I had to work Tuesday as well, I almost killed everyone that day, I was in a pissy mood because they would not shut the hell up. Wednesday I had a slumber party with my girls, it was good times. We watched some old school Nickelodeon, I'm talking GUTS and Legends of the Hidden Temple. Sweet stuff. Then we watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. All in all, it was a pretty fun night. Got some X-mas presents from Cat & Cooper, a nice little kit with all I would ever need if I ever went anywhere toiletry set from Cat, but I'm told she knit/"crotcheted" something for me too :). I got a crazy little voodoo doll, a cute keychain and a Starbucks gift card. The next day Cooper stayed until... fucking 4:00, but we had fun. Then I just chilled at my house for the rest of the day. Friday I went to work at 6:30, then realized that I didn't have to work, so I did what any sane person would do and went shopping. I got some more work scrubs, then I went to Meijer's and bought myself a sweet coat for $65 dollars on clearance. It's flippin' sweet. Then I went to work around 4:00. Went out to Starbucks last night. Hotness. The I went to work this mornin'. Shitty. Then I came home and took a bath because my feet stunk. Sorry for sharing, but damn. I played some poker with the parents, Texas Hold 'Em. I won... but I'm sure I cheated somewhere in there.... I have to go to bed before next year, damn, I want to watch the ball drop agonizingly slow.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

I love Christmas

I had a loooooooong day today, but it was worth it I think. I worked at the Village from 6:15am to 3:30pm, did a little over time on top of time & a half! Love it. So, I love Christmas again, the family didn't rip eachother's heads off too much this year... well, a little, but what ev'. So, I got a diamond & sapphire ring from Jill and Jennifer... I have to get it resized for my stumpy little fingers :) , but it is AWESOME!!! I LOVE IT. I got a $20 Target giftcard from Trevor, $50 from Nana... I think that's it. But don't yell at me if I'm wrong because it's late and I've been awake for a million hours. Tired now, going to sleep to prepare for "Black Monday" power shopping.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

So yeah...

I haven't posted in about 9 days, I been busy. I drove home on Friday. Sweet. I've worked since last Saturday, 50 hours total. But it's worth it, thats about $450! Woot. So, I don't remember what I've done in the last week, but it's mostly been about pureed foods. And washing dishes. I vaguely remember going shopping and making cookies with Cooper and going to Trevor's band concert.

Anyways, today we had our little Christmas get together with Jason & Becky on my break from work. Donna, my supervisor, gave me an extra half hour on my break, which was awesome. And I still got done with all of my work early, just because I'm special. I am getting sick of the residents from Capman hall, they are all ornery and rude. But hey, they're old... what ev'. I got a buncha cool presents; mom & dad gave me some Magno (25.5 oz. of delicious Spanish soap), a 1.7 oz. bottle of Obession, some cereal (weird, I know) & $75 Target gift card. Jake got me some interesting Gingerbread smellin' soap, a hot pink loofah, Christmas flavored Jelly Bellies, a $25 Applebees giftcard, a cute little stuffed animal & his old palm pilot. I also got a really cool scarf/hat/glove set from Becky, wild colored stripes, just my style... & $25 from Ms. Bauer. I'm excited about tomorrow, I get to see the family after I get offa work, I go from 6:30am to 3:00pm, I'll get to hang with Trev! Woot! I'll prolly get to see Jill & Jenny too. Then I'm going super shopping on the day after Christmas, until I have to go to work @ 4:30. Later for now, I gotta go to bed so I can get up for work in the mornin'. Oh oh oh! I passed all of my classes with a B or better, not too great, but I can bring it up in the following semesters.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I hate Mount Pleasant in the snow...

Argh... I hate Michigan, I hate snow, I hate Mount Pleasant, but most of all, I hate being in Mount Pleasant when I don't have to be. I can't drive home today because there is going to be a snow storm approximately when I'll be driving home. Sooooooooooo... I get to stay in the big MP tonight and hopefully leave tomorrow. Fucking fuck. It hate the snow. Did I mention that yet? I think I need to create a new background for this blog, I really like the green, but its very generic, just a template that I picked up. I think I'll try to make a cool one, maybe I'll just modify this one. But right now I have to go move my car before my meter runs out. Saluti!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

No more exams-ish

Yay! I'm finito with exams, except my performance exam in ASL, which will be tres simple. I have not been on my computer since Sunday night when I last blogged. That is a new record, if I do say so myself. I noticed that I've had such an effed up sleeping schedule lately.

Studied French from 6:30 to about 11:00 on Sunday, then I went to bed around 2 or 3, to wake up around 9:00 for my French exam. Then I studied for my Psychology exam and took it at 2:00. That one wasn't too bad, I don't think. Then I went to the library at about 4 and didn't leave until 1 am. It was major studying time with Benjamin. Then I fell asleep around 2 am.

Woke up around 7:00 am and ate breakfast, whilst studying for my Economics final. Finished that final, went back to my dorm & took a shower, then I went to sleep from about 10:30 to about 3:30. At about 5, Ben and I went to Phil & Aarons to meet them, as well as Jenny & Dave. We at dinner and hung out there until around 11:00, then Dave, Jenny, Ben & I went to Nick & Jenny's. We met Shamoan (I can't spell that cat's name to save my life). Us, along with Nick, went back to Phil & Aaron's and started watching the Ellen DeGeneres stand up thing. Then they started drinking some alcoholic beverage and the minors (aka Ben & I) left. Got home around 1:15 and surprisingly Cat was still awake, so we talked for about an hour, then she fell asleep and I read Jenny's book and The Week. Fell asleep around 3:30.

I woke up at 10:30 when my mom called me, then I ate brekkie and watched the new Charlie & The Chocolate Factory movie. CREEPY. Willy Wonka is a crazy bitch in this movie. 'Nuff said. Then I went back to my room and cleaned up random stuff, then Cat & I went with Lia on a little road trip to KFC and Target. Good fun. It is now 5:28 pm and I am so nauseous, it's not even funny. Okay, it's a little funny. I may eat dinner, I may not. Tonight I'm going to see RENT! I'm so excited. I love that movie.

Oh, so the aforementioned book that Jenny gave me to read is called Straight Women, Gay Men. It was very funny. I gotto go for now though.. Later.

Sunday, December 11, 2005


I am suffering from serious ADD at the moment, I cannot study. I keep looking at facebook and checking my email. I did realize something funny though, since I've been @ CMU, I've met more famous people than I have in my entire life combined: Bowling For Soup, Anna Nalick, Jim Gaffigan, CT & David from random Real World seasons, Bill Nye the Science Guy & Larry Joe Campbell. I don't think that I've met anyone else famous before CMU... Oh no, I met a random member of the Detroit Shock Basketball team & I almost met Michael Phelps... I will marry that boy. Not that famous people are better than regular people, just weirder. Bowling For Soup was drunk, as were CT & David & Bill Nye was an ASSHOLE.

I'm on a Mancala bender... you know that game where you move the marbles... okay, you probably don't, but its addicting. As are Tang and Fresca, together or apart.

I typed that sentence, then went and played Mancala for an hour. I have to study now.

I have to start studying again...

I don't wanna! I don't wanna study! So, I went to bed at 4:00 am this morning and I was up by 10:30, I think that's pretty good. I am going to fail the French exam like no other, that's just a fact of life apparently. I think I'm gonna have to switch from French to Psychology and back again... It's all so boring. Ugh. Okay, I'm done for now.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Eh.. 2 am should be considered part of the previous day

Today was quite interesting. I decided around 2 o'clock that I would do my laundry, only the necessities of course. So I put the stuff in the wash, then I fall asleep ten minutes before the load was to be done in the wash, luckily I woke up. After I finished my laundry, I went to Merril to get Ben so we could go get his white elephant gift for the gift exchange that was about seven hours ago. We went to various stores and bought stuff, including some hair dye for him so that we could dye it before the party. We arrived fashionably late at 7:36. His hair looks really good, by the way, although it is "mahogany" so it is a little redder than we intended. Neither of us caught the word mahogany whilst chosing the dye. Anyways, the party was fun, I ended up with the gift of Choxie chocolates, which are delicious. Then we played a variation of the game "I never". It was good fun, I learned stuff about my friends that I really don't think I needed to know, but it was damn funny. Let's just say more than one of my friends have participated in an orgy of five or more people. Kinky ;).

Around 10 o'clock, we left and went to my dorm to watch Kinsey, which is a really good movie, its kinda like the psychology of sex... Yes, I know, WEIRD. But it is very interesting. I had to drive him back to his dorm around 1:40 ish. I looked like a crazy bag lady, let me tell you. I had on my capri pajama pants and a coat and boots and crazy lady hair and my glasses on. And I had to check myself in to the dorm via the front entrance, so everyone saw my crazy bag lady impersonation. That was a one time showing, by the way.

Upon examination of my arms, I have decided that I have uber amounts of hair growing on them, its like dog hair growing out of a human. How sad. Eh, I'll get over it.

I think I want to open up a gift wrapping store, screw Health Administration, I love wrapping presents way more, I could do it all day every day, for the rest of my life. But I won't. Shit. I think its time for bed, I only come up with hair brained schemes when I'm over tired, and since I've had five hours of sleep in the past fourty-two hours, that seems like a wonderful idea. Sweet dreams my lovers.

Friday, December 9, 2005

Fucking fuck

I have bronchitis again. God damn mother fucking fuck. Okay, no more swearing. Let's see, this week was a long damn week. I don't remember much from Monday or Tuesday though, because my brain is too full of studying. Ha. Oh, Tuesday night I had my medical terminology exam and I got an A!!! Because I kick ass.

Went to class and stuff and I didn't get to do my presentation in French because some people took a really long time. Then I went to my last Intro to Psych class. Not all that exciting, I hope the rest of my psychology classes are a bunch more fun than that one was. Then I went and met with my major advisor and signed my Health Administration major. Woot! Then I stopped by the GSA office and hung out for a minute. I went to the UC to attend a lecture, then I realized I didn't want to attend it at all. Walked back to the office and Benjamin and I went back to my dorm to hang out and eat dinner. Craziness ensued. We ended up in his dorm room, trying to plot ways to freak out his roommates. We thought of good ways after leaving the dorm. It coulda been good. Then at the GSA meeting, we played a game called Mafia. Its splendid, although I cannot really remember the rules, but I do remember one thing. KY jelly kills people.

Woke up and realized that I had bronchitis. Sexy stuff. Then me and my sexy phlegm had to give a French presentation, I sounded like a frog. It was hot. Then I went to ASL for our receptive exam, which was pretty good. But the best part of the day was most definitely the Anna Nalick/Rob Thomas concert. It was soooo cool. We got to meet Anna Nalick and I got her CD autographed. It was good times.

After the concert, I went to Phil's with Jenny & Dave and a few other people, it was good fun. We watched 2 episodes of Desperate Housewives, which was delightful. Then we pretty much sat there and giggled for an hour, then around 4 am, we left and I went to bed. It was a long day.

I woke up this morning to Cat talking to Lia with my phone. It was strange. And it was early. Well, it was 9:30. Anyways, Lia took me to go get my car, which was hot, because I hate walking to it. My door, however, was frozen shut. Took a few minutes to pry it open, but I'm sweet like that, so it worked. Then we went to Gerontology, which was boring as ever, thankfully it was the last one for the semester. After class, I went back to my dorm and ate breakfast (12 pm) and Cat and Lia left. So this weekend should be very interesting, indeed.

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Loooooooooong weekend

Okay, so this weekend totally kicked ass. By the way, this weekend started on Thursday night. Thursday night, Cat, Lia & I decided to have a girls night and watch movies... I'm sure we fell asleep early, I know I did. I think we watched Love Actually. I love that movie.

So, let's see. Friday we woke up and remembered that we had to go to the Midland Mall to get my contants. We made a damn day of it. But let's not forget that the roads were kinda crappy where I decided to drive. I definitely rear ended an elderly Native American guy, but it was so totally not my fault, I did everything you're supposed to do with icy roads, I went slow, pumped my breaks and nothing worked, but I have absolutely no damage on my car at all. The old man was driving a van, so the bumper was lower, his car got a little dent or two, but I was going no more than a few miles per hour. I'm happy that didn't set the tone for the rest of the day though, it was awesome. So, at the mall, I decided that I would only be communicating in sign language, because I could, since Lia is in my class and Cat hangs out with us enought to pick it up. It was so cool to do, I didn't speak for at least four hours, minus the few minutes that I had to be in DOC to take care of my contacts. But yeah, it was sweet. I did get a lot of looks though, which was annoying, but to be expected. I got presents for Trev & Auntie M, as well as Nana and Unka P. And I got some sexy ass buttons. It was definitely a good day. Then we did drove back to Mount Pleasant and stopped at the sex shop, primarily because we could. We did the slumber party thing again on Friday night and watched some of the movie Kinsey. I love that movie, its so obscure. We also dyed Lia's hair, well, it was more of a red tint, but it looks awesome.

Saturday morning, I woke up bright and early at 11:00... HAHA! Okay, so I woke up and got a shower and stuff, then Tami straightened my hair. It was sexy. Then I went to Somerset with Kyle, Ben, Jenny, Sam & Jayme. It was a blast. Kyle drove Ben and I and we listened to the RENT soundtrack, among other things. We got to the mall. It was humongous. Absolutely humongous. I want to live in the Crate & Barrel and the Williams Sonoma stores. They are magnificent. Anyways, Ben and I walked around for about 5 hours, then Jayme joined us because Kyle and Sam were leaving. I ended up buying an awesome purse from Pac Sun. Then we rode back with Jenny. That was possibly the most hilarious car ride of my life, it was non-stop laughter. And Benjamin is a pervert, nuff said. Then we went to Lil Chef with Phil & Aaron, which was fun. After Lil Chef, we went to Phil's house to watch a movie. Ben and I were asleep within 5 minutes. But it was Gremlins, not like we were missing anything. Then around 5 am, I went back to my dorm and went to bed. Catherine was awake when I got there... weird. That was my long ass day.

Umm... Sunday I'm pretty sure Lia & Cat and I went Christmas shopping again, I'm done with everyone except my parents and some of my friends. I will finish, I swear.

Thursday, December 1, 2005

Rabbit Rabbit!

Support World AIDS Day

Today has been a long and tiring day, but I'm wearing my red ribbon, so there. I'm in the office right now because I am awesome. And hi to mom and dad, who like to be mentioned in the blog.

I'm totally ADD right now, it's past 1:00

I'm super awake and I have class at 8:00 am... it's past one o'clock already. I'm screwed. I got rainbow this week again because my people love me. Yay. So, I figured out my class schedule for next semester, 18 credit hours of bliss, it's delightful:

3:30 - 4:45 -- Community Health
5:00 - 5:50 -- Service Learning In Gerontology

11:00 - 12:15 -- Nutrition
12:30 - 1:45 -- American Sign Language
2:00 - 3:15 -- Developmental Psychology
3:30 - 6:20 -- Recreation For Senior Citizens

3:30 - 4:45 -- Community Health

11:00 - 12:15 -- Nutrition
12:30 - 1:45 -- American Sign Language
2:00 - 3:15 -- Developmental Psychology

No Classes !!

This means that if I wanted to, I could go home on Thursday afternoon & go to work, then come back to school on Monday morning. I love this schedule more than life itself.

I've decided to live on campus next year, it's too much hassle not to at the moment. I wanna figure out how to get a parking permit for North Campus now, since I'll be a sophomore next semester anyways.

Oh, I've become a loser: I dropped out of Alternative Breaks for the year, I realized finally that I'm putting way too much on my plate and expecting to be perfect. Not gonna happen. On a better note, I'm going to see the movie Rent tomorrow-TODAY. I'm excited, primarily because it's freeeeeeeee! I love free things, therefore I love Rent. Sadly, the concert Program Board was supposed to have on Friday is now moved back to February, though we are having a smaller free concert in it's place, which I'll still help with. Good news though, Everclear will be free in February, for Sibs Weekend. Sweet, although I personally wanted Rufus Wainwright or Franz Ferdinand. Eh, shit happens.

Oh oh oh! Lia and I have our presentation written for ASL and it's awesome! We practically have it memorized. Because we're awesome. As of now, I only have 2 humongus things to worry about before studying for exam week: French presentation and Gerontology final paper. And I'm screwed. I also have to learn all the rest of med terms before next Tuesday, when I take my final. If I do better on my French final than I did in the class overall, that means that I get the grade on my final for my grade in the class... isn't that wonderful? I thought so. Okay, seeing as how I'm not going to get any sleep, I'm going to go study Med Terms. Damn nap in the middle of the day confused my sleep habits. RABBIT RABBIT.

Monday, November 28, 2005

...strung up by it's hind end...

Okay, super traumatic event last night! We were on our way back to school & we were on US 10, held up by an auto accident. We were sitting there for approximately 45 minutes and moved about 40 feet. Then traffic began to move. Then we saw it. A horse trailer had been rear-ended. And the door was all concave. The horse definitely died in the accident and it was strung up on a tow truck by it's back legs. It was so upsetting. I'm not entirely sure why I wasn't crying, because it was so sad, but I held strong. Yeah, I be you're all proud of me for not crying for once.

On to better news. I came into contact with the IKEA catalog. I want to live in IKEA land. And everything will be wonderful. I love IKEA, I can't wait until the one in Canton opens up... I smell a field trip! At this precise moment, while I'm supposed to be doing homework and studying, I am creating my very own IKEA kitchen.

I'm in such a weird music mood lately. I've been listening to Blackeyed Peas, Gwen Stefani, Franz Ferdinand, Rufus Wainwright, Black Sabbath & The Killers. Strange, I know. I'm listening to "My Humps" by Blackeyed Peas. It's hilarious.

My finals shouldn't be too bad, I don't have one in Gerontology and my Med Terms one is next week. Then on the following Monday, I have French & Psych, then Economics on Tuesday, & ASL on Thursday afternoon. Damn ASL, I would be home by Tuesday afternoon otherwise.

Now I must... study for med terms & read the week & write a story for GSA & write 4, 1 page papers for Alternative Breaks & write my life history for gerontology & find a class in place of French. It should be good times. But right now, I'm going to see a reformed Neo-Nazi because our school is trying to form a Neo-Nazi club. Fucking Idiots.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

I'll get back to blogging regularly... if you're lucky

Okay, so yeah, slap me on the wrists, I haven't blogged in like 2 weeks, I'll try to stay regular now, give my blog a little fiber if need be. I can't even remember what's happened in the last few weeks, so I'll just do the past week. Well... Cooper came home on Friday, and we decided that she was gonna go up to Central with me for a few days. It was crazy fun. Sunday I had the GSA potluck dinner, so I made stuffed shells, they were delicious. And Cooper did her best to make everyone there think we were a couple, but she failed. Haha. I learned some naughty sign language. I heart ASL. The three of us just hung out for a few days, it was quite a blast. Then on Wednesday night, I went out for coffee with Maggie & Cooper. Tried Chai Tea. Love it. It's pure heaven in a cup.

I'm trying to learn how to copy dvd's, but I suck at that sorta thing. I'm learning, I swear. I have all the programs, just have to make them work.

Thanksgiving was actually a nice family gathering this year, instead of the hell feast that it always has the potential to be. The family started showing up around 11 and everyone was gone around 4. The food was fantastic, thanks to dad. He want's me to learn how to cook Thanksgiving Dinner. Damnit. Oh oh oh! Unka Price gave me my Christmas present early this year, its a poster of the L stops in Chicago, sounds dorky, but its REALLY COOL. It's the envy of the entire family, an heirloom really. I <3 Chicago. Then I worked at the Village on Friday, 6 am until 8 pm. Whoa Nelly. It was a long ass day, then I worked again Saturday morning, but I refused to work a double, although, thinking about it now, I could have. But whatever, I got to chill, I took a three-ish hour nap. I love naps. I fell asleep right after eating the lasagne that Bean made. Now that is some delicious Italian food, you know its good when it knocks you out, it's like she put Benadryl in it or something.

Today has been a lazy day so far. I went to Nana's and set up her phone for her, then I went to Starbucks, my mom wanted to try a Chantico, or as I like to call it, Sex In A Cup. Then I came home and now I'm blogging. I'm leaving for school in like 75 minutes. Damn. I don't wanna drive, how can I make Cat drive? Hmm...

Oh, I think I want to make a myspace, it looks like good clean fun and its something else to waste my time on besides facebook and homework.

EVERCLEAR CONCERT FRIDAY NIGHT! Y'all best be there. Okay, I have life to do.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I know, I know... I haven't blogged in forever

Okay, so I haven't blogged in about two weeks, I promise I'll try to do better. Umm... Last night I met Bill Nye!! He was kinda persnickety... but it was all good. The show went off pretty well, it was completely packed and a lot of people had to stand up as well. And there were a lot of non-students there as well. Umm... I went home this weekend and I was supposed to go to the HRC dinner, but I was a wee bit too sick to go. I ended up not being able to go to sleep for a very long time on Saturday night because my jaw and head were aching like no other. Oh, and my class on Friday was cancelled, so I came home Thursday evening. Then on Friday, I went out to the mall area and got myself a new fleecie and had Panera and then I stopped by Jill's for a while and chilled with my favorite aunts. Then I went home and hung out with my dad and we may have watched a movie, but I was schleepy. Then Saturday came and I went to the mall again with my mom and got me some winter boots. Good times.

This week has been alright, but I'm sick at the moment, so its not so great. I have a mid term in med terms today, shouldn't be too hard. I gotta go for now.

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Oh what I night... I've got Franki Valli stuck in my head

So... It's been a few days... I've been taking med terms tests like no other, there's so many to do. Umm... I've been busy? A little, I got a USAA investment account! I'm so excited, I can finaly (hopefully) make money on my money. I've been hanging out a lot in the GSA office because that's where the cool kids are. Oh oh oh oh ! At last night's GSA meeting, I was awarded the "rainbow triangle diva, jr. our out, proud, bisexual, gender queer dog." Because I guess I've been doing a good job in GSA. Anyways, what a long name that puppy has.

Tuesday I went and worked out and skipped the Program Board meeting in part because I had a fucking asthma attack. I hate asthma, make it go away. Wednesday, I went to the SAC with Amanda, Courtney & Cat and swam/sat in the hot tub. It was good, then I went to GSA smelling like a pool with wet hair and wet sandals... I'm sure it was cute. Today I went to class and felt like shit, shock me, I've got a cold that's kicking my ass. I went to dinner with Ben, not breakfast Ben, another Ben. Anyways, we went to Hunan's Chinese Buffet. It was okay, but the sweet and sour sauce was pig's blood red. We had good dinner conversation, seems that we have a lot of the same ideas, I heart like minded people. Then I went to Timmy's with Lia and she let me download some music.

I'm totally in love with Rufus Wainwright. Gonna kill Ben for that one. His voice is so soothing. Oh, mom & Jill, I downloaded the Joss Stone/Melissa Etheridge song, its awesome. I'll make a copy and bring it home this weekend if I remember. Now I'm up here chillin at my computer, trying to procrastinate taking a shower... but I really shouldn't procrastinate too long, I'm tired.

Oh.... Hooray for Cooper's first hockey game this weekend!!!! Good luck. And happy birthday to Aaron Philips, which facebook kindly reminded me of. Night night.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Hahaha... I had an awesome weekend

Well... our last honors class was on Friday. Woot. Now when I want to go home, I can leave at 12:00 instead of 4:00. On to more fun things. I got home and chilled with my parents, then Saturday morning I went to the mall with my mom. I exchanged the pants that I got last week because they were too big, then we went to Mongolian Barbeque. It was delicious. I heart soy sauce. Then we went home and I decided that I was going to be Elton John at Jill's Halloween party. I'll post a picture when I get one, it was hot. And I kept up a British accent for at least 2 hours. I guess that I was in contention for the prize for best costume, but I had to leave early. I was competing with my mom for winning :) That's my idea of a fun day. Then I went home and went to sleep.

Today was special. Didn't do a whole lot, but it was still good. I'm watching Greys Anatomy and it just made me cry. Damn show.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Now I have time for the people who really matter, my lovely readers!

Okay, so its been a week, lemme tell ya. I think my last actual post was last Thursday and it's definely Wednesday. I'm going to hell, I realize that I haven't posted and its BAD. Okay so, Friday morning I went and got my car because I had to go visit The Laurels, a townie nursing home. It was good. Then I had to park my car at some meters for about four hours. Fucking 2 dollars I'll never see again. Then I went to my alternative breaks interview, which I think I passed with flying colors, I wonder where I'm gonna be going... Went to Honors, which was boring, shock me. Then we went home. Yay.

WE HAVE DIGITAL CABLE AGAIN!!! That means I can watch Degrassi: The Next Generation! And Six Feet Under. And a million other shows that I like and never get to watch. Woot. I sound pathetic, but I don't ever get to veg out infront of the TV.

This weekend was good fun, I chilled with the family. I went shopping with my MOM, who I'm talking to on the phone right now, so she's really really cool. And I love my mommy. Saturday night I went out for "coffee" with Steph. Neither of us got coffee, but Starbucks is delighful anyways. My use of quotation for the word coffee... makes it sound like we did saucy things, we didn't, you pervs. I discovered that there is a drink called Chantico and its delicious. Nuff said. Then I grabbed a coffee for my mom and took it too her at Patty's house for cards. Good thing I did, there was no coffee. Then I went home and watched "The Blob" with my dad. Which was dumb. But I still got to hang out with dad, even if it was an extremely retarded movie.

Sunday morning I went to the Village to do my interview with Betty. Then I stopped in the kitchen and saw Sarah and Paula and Stephanie. It was good fun. I went to Ms. Quinn's house and sat and talked with her for a little bit and she sent me home with a bag of cookies and candy. The cookies tasted exactly like belly buttons from Stahls. Then I went to Nana's and installed her VCR and we watched the first episode of Six Feet Under and I think she liked it! Woot!

Then we came back to school and watched Grey's Anatomy. The bestest show ever.

Monday I went to class and the GSA office. Didn't do much else except studying and such.

Tuesday I went to class and stuff. Real boring and yet productive. Then I watched "I Love The 80s: 3D" Great show. Then I went to sleep and slept for nine hours last night. And I know that I couldn't breathe for part of it, strange, eh?

Today I didn't do much, just kinda straightened my shit because it was getting messy. Tonight I have a GSA meeting, should be good fun. Then I get to do homework. YAY! I'm so excited and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Whoa, kill me now.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I'm busy busy busy...

Okay, I don't know what I actually do to make me so busy, but I'm never online anymore. But its fun stuff. I'll post after I get home, which should be around 3-ish. I promise I'll post.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

I'm so tired...

I am so freakin' tired today. I woke up and was tired because I had a crazy mofo of a dream and it kept my brain on all night. It was a cross between Pirates of the Caribbean, Spy Kids & I was Hilary Duff. Oh, and I saved a little kid that the pirates were trying to smuggle out of the country...she was in a gigantic box of cherries. How weird is that? I'm so tired now though. The day is looking up though, I'm going to dinner with Phil tonight and he's fun, so it should be good. Today was boring. Although I absolutely love sign language. It is the coolest class... ever.

Damn it, I can't sleep in tomorrow, I have to go get my car at 10:00am and pick up some girl that I don't know and take her to a nursing home called "The Laurels" for our gerontology class. I really don't want to go. I've been to enough nursing homes to last me a life time. So yeah, I have to wake up around 9:30... which is too damn early. I know, shoot me... its early if you don't sleep. Then I have an interview with Alternative Breaks at 1:20, then class at 2:00...for which I still need to do my homework. Oh poop. I'm so tired, I think I'm gonna take a nap before dinner.

I'll post tomorrow night when I'm at the house! Yeah, I said it, I'm gonna be home this weekend.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

What Else Is There To Do But Blog?

Well, at the moment, I have not a thing to do except post... I'm supposed to be taking a test, but the website that I'm supposed to be taking it on is being an asshole and not letting me on. So I'm not taking a test. I'm so excited right now, I get to pick my classes for next semester on October 24th... this coming Monday, because honors students get priority registration. How sexy is that? Very sexy I must say. I already know that classes that I'm taking:

FRN 202 - Intermediate French II ( I know I said I was done with French, but the prof I have now is teaching it again and I heart him, he's easy to learn from) (4 cr)

HEV 370 - Nutrition (Prerequisite for Geriatric Nutrition... WOOT!) (3 cr)

ASL 102H - Beginning American Sign Language II (I love sign language and its usefull) (3 cr)

PSY 202H - Developmental Psychology (Prerequisite for PSY 325 and works towards my Psych Minor) (3 cr)

ACC 201 - Concepts of Financial Accounting (Eh, I need it for Health Admin.) (3 cr)

GRN 248 - Service Learning In Gerontology (One day a week, 50 min class... Heck yes) (3 cr)

I'm excited... 19 credit hours again, but I'm not worried, I think I can handle it. Oh, and I got 125/129 on my first ASL exam. Which is pretty damn good. Muchos huevos, which I learned translates to many eggs in Spanish, means big balls :)

Sunday, October 16, 2005

I think I've lost my virginity to the damn horse

Well, I've had an eventful couple of days... that's why I've been to busy to post, I know, I'm a horrible person. Thursday night I went to a play called "Five Women Wearing The Same Dress". It was written by Alan Ball, the same guy that wrote "Six Feet Under". Needless to say, I loved it. Friday was special... I went shopping and got myself some fun slippers that have painted toenails. Then I went to the drag show. It was marvelous. I pretty much hung out with Ben the entire night, he's a cool kid. I got kissed by a drag queen ;) . Later that night I went to the casino and saw Jill & Jenny & some other random people. It was good fun.

Saturday I woke up around 9 am and drove up to Jill's hotel and had brekkie with them, then I went down to Grand Ledge to go horseback riding with Jake & Becky. I also found out that there's a Village somewhere around here! I'm so excited! Anyways, I had a blast horseback riding, its a lot of fun. Then, last night, we had our silent auction/improv event. It was very very funny. Oh, and I won a Mountain Dew windbreaker & shirt for $7.00. Woot baby, woot. It was a pretty good weekend, I must say.

Today was my lazy day. I woke up around 11 and went to breakfast. I ate with Drew. It was fun, we talked about Alan Ball. Then we watched Roswell for about an hour and a half, then I dragged Cat to the play. It was freaking awesome, I absolutely love that play. It's about these 5 bridesmaids; the brides to 2 "best friends", her younger angry at the world sister, her cousin and the sister of the groom. Anyways, none of them like the bride. Hilarity ensues. I can think of a few people that that will most definitely happen to, not gonna name any names though ;).

Anyhoo... now I'm doing laundry and shit. Should be good fun.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

At the moment, I am only wearing a towel

Well, I've been busier than hell. Nuff said. First, lemme say that the weekend was a lot of fun. I LOVE COURTENAY COOPER. It was a blast. Although the company could've been better, not gonna name any names, the important people know. Second, I want a love sac. Cooper's friend Kiersten has a love sac and I want it. It's like a huge bean bag that wants to engulf you in its lovelyness. Anyhoo, I met Coops friend Chelsea, she's pretty damn cool.

This week has been quite eventful, I've been so fricking busy with GSA because its Coming Out Week. It's been a lot of fun though. It's been a good week.

I'll post tomorrow.

Oh and... I LOVE YOU DAD!

Friday, October 7, 2005


I'm in a funky mood right now. I'm really tired, and yet I don't want to go to sleep, so I find myself at the computer for a while. My computer has an effing virus that I got from Jeff Payne, that he got from someone else. Damnit. It runs all slow and shit. ARGH! I'm definitely studying med terms tomorrow on the way to RIT. Yay. I'm excited to see my favorite Cooper.

Today was awesome. I did National Lampoons Reality Show casting call... no, I didn't try out, I worked. It was funny to watch, people made complete asses of themselves. I worked 9-11, then went to Mind Alert for Gerontology. I was just gonna sign my name and leave so my professor knew that I showed up. THEN SHE SAW ME. Which meant that I had to stay for the class hour. Then back to National Lampoons. It was a grand ole time.

Then I had Honors. It sucked. Nuff said.

Oh, and I hear that I'm quite a bitch. Hmm... that sucks. Anyhoo, I'll hafta post Sunday or Monday. LATERS!!!

Thursday, October 6, 2005

I'm procrastinating on my homework...

Yeah, I really don't feel like doing the Honors homework. Why you might ask? Because its utterly pointless and I don't wanna, that's why. I've got so much to do, I'm going to have to study the entire way to RIT. Damnit. But I could be doing worse things, like not studying at all. I mainly have med terms to take care of. Which is pretty crappy, I was so excited about the class, but it really does suck ass.

Oh... before I forget, Beaner, I got you 2 of those "=" stickers... grabbed 'em right outta the office. I'll leave them at my house for you.

Anyways, I gotta go do stuff. But there's a Texas Hold 'Em tournament tonight @ 9:00 and we've got Roswell on at the moment. Should be a good night. Laters amigos.

Monday, October 3, 2005

Slap me on the wrist

Ahhh... I didn't know there were no words on theis post! I posted words, I swear! But they disappeared.

Okay.... so, this weekend was awesome.

I went home on Thursday night and completely skipped class on Friday. It was good for me. But I had to meet JUDY CUNNIFF! Because she's awesome... Yes, Judy Cunniff is awesome. She brought me the coolest thing ever. Its a Rocky Horror flag/tapestry thing! It is 24 years old. And its awesome. And it survived through a hurricane or two. Oh, and I went to a swim meet. The only good thing there was coach... and a select few swimmers, you know who you are. But all in all, I would have rather not gone, I kinda hate the girls swim team.

Friday I went shopping with mom and Judy. POTATOES!!!!!! And I had some saucy ginger beer that burnt the hell outta my throat. Then we had a family thing. It was special. I met Nancy, she was cool. The fam was over for a few hours & Trev spent the night and we played video games.

Saturday I took Trev home and didn't do much, didn't do much on Sunday either, come to think of it. Drove home, sang Savage Garden and Lia got us lost. Good times.

Monday I didn't do much at all... went to class, yada yada yada.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

ADD to DEAD in 1 hour flat

Okay, not to focus on the fish forever, but Jack, the ADD fish, was fine at 2 when I left for psych, then when we returned, he was dead. WTF? I'm so confused. These fish have got to be diseased. Laters.

We have more fish

Yay... the other day, we got 2 more fish from Meijer... they better not die. Anyways, their names are Will & Grace, the natural choice since we already have a Jack, that seems mildly ADD. Anyhoo, I'm coming home this weekend, so anyone who wants to get together, gimme a call. I hear there's going to be a surprise guest at my house this weekend when I return, I wonder who it could be. I'm trying to think what I've been doing the last few days, but I haven't done much.

Monday-- I didn't do jack shit, I think I went to class and did homework. End of sentence. Okay... and Cat French braided my hair and it turned out sexy.

Tuesday-- Long ass day. Ummm... started by going to Economics really early and not falling asleep, then I had brekkie with Ben. After that, I went to French, then I came home and took a nap because I've been feeling like crap. Then I went to ASL. Then I came home and took another nap. Then I went to a Psych experiment that took exactly 4 minutes, then I came home and "did homework", ie AIM, Facebook, etc., then I actually did do homework. Then came dinner, then we stuffed safe sex kits, which I was very proud of my folding capabilities. THEN we had program board. It was good fun. Then I came home and did my homework and was in bed by 12. Oh, and Cat French braided my hair again. So its all curly today.

I think I'm going to go play Mario for 45 minutes, then go poster in Ronan for Program Board, then actually go to class @ 2:00. Hooray for Psychology! Oh, today, I lost one of my contacts, I thought that I just completely forgot to put it in, but it wasn't in its case. I suck at life and I couldn't see until I got home from lunch. Je suis pathetic.

Monday, September 26, 2005

This fishie has two mommies...

Well... Yesterday, Cat and I adopted two goldfish, a black one and a regular one. The black one died overnight... his name was Jose... and he was my fish. Damnit. Anyhoo, Jack is the regular one and he's a happy fish. I got a comforter for 5 dollars yesterday, I was so excited, IT'S HOT PINK!! But yeah... I have to go to psych, so I'll continue laters. Muah.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

I Know This Was A Waste Of Time


001. What is your name? Samantha Terese Underwood

002. Spell your name backwards: doorednU esereT ahtnamaS

003. Date of birth: 09/03/1987

004. Male or female? Female

005. Astrological sign: Virgo

006. Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, Spud, Samanthawulf, Samisa, Samamantha Under... I'm sure there's more

007. Occupation: Dietary Aide at the Village & Counselor at Rec

008. Height: 5'3.5"

009. Weight: Fuck off

010. Hair color: Brown

011. Eye color: Hazel

012. Where were you born? Mt. Clemens General Hospital

013. Where do you reside now? CMU Larzy 319 / New Baltimore, MI

014. Age: 18

015. Screen names: scutta32 & Samamantha Under

016. E-mail addy:

017. What does your screen name stand for? Scutta32 - Part of family's hometown in Italy + My lucky number Samamantha Under - an odd nickname that caught on

018. What is your LJ name? Excuse me, LJ? No LJ here.

019. What does your diary name stand for? No Diary either.

020. Pets: My 4 year old black cat, Woody

021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthdaycake? 9

022. Piercings? One in each ear

023. Tattoo's? Nope

024. Shoe size: 11

025. Righty or lefty? Right

026. Wearing: Cropped Hawaiian PJ bottoms, Central Longsleeve shirt, light blue bra & pink striped underpants

027. Hearing: Sugar We're Going Down

028. Feeling: Tired

029. Eating/drinking: A sip of Pepsi ten minutes ago

~Friends Stuff~

Which one of your friends is the....

030. Craziest? Ashley Ellerbe

031. Loudest? Stephanie

032. Nicest? Allison Deeb

033. Bitchiest? You know who you are

034. Life of the party? Stephanie

035. Jock? Cooper

036. Prep? Lia

037. Rebel? Amy

038. Cutest? Dex

039. Best friend of the same sex? Cat

040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Dave Shelley

041. Most popular? Stephanie

042. Rudest? Stephanie

043. Most shy? Michelle

044. Ditziest? Lia

045. Smartest? Cat

046. Weirdest? Andy

047. Has the best hair? Cat

048. Best personality? Cat

049. Most talented? Ben Bourlier

050. Most ghetto? Megan Leech

051. Most spoiled? Lia

052. Drama queen? Amanda Fackler

053. Pain in the ass? Cat

054. Funniest? Cooper

055. Best advice giver? Cat

056. Druggie? I don't wanna say...

057. Most likely to join a cult? Kelley ;)

058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? Ben Bourlier ( I love you!)

059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Amanda Fackler

060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 69

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~

061. Have you ever been in love? Nope

062. How many people have you told "I love you" and meant it? Family & Bestest Friends

063. How many people have you been in love with? None

064. How many people have you kissed? 3

065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Just a friendly peck on the cheek... no lesbian lovin' for me

066. How many people have you dated? 3

067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? personality

068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality... that's a bold faced lie... his eyes.

069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? The ones who's personalities work with mine

070. Do you have a bf/gf? Nope

071. If so where did you meet them? eh...

072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? eh...

073. Do you have a crush right now? Yep

074. If so who is it? Shyeah right

075. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in like at first site... love comes later

076. Do you remember your first love? I hope so

077. Who is the first person you kissed? John

078. Do you believe in fate? Nope

079. Do you believe in soul mates? Yeah, why not.

080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? Hopefully

~Sex Stuff~

081. Are you a virgin? Yes

082. If not when/at what age did you lose your virginity? haha...

083. Who did you lose it to? haha...

084. Do you masturbate? You make me wanna throw up a little bit in my mouth

085. Have you ever had an orgasm? No sex, no orgasm

086. Ever used food during sex? A tablespoon of sugar

087. Have you ever videotaped a sex session? I'm the next Paris

088. Favorite sexual position? Reverse Cowgirl

089. Number of sex partners you've had? Nada

090. Ever sleep with someone you don't know? Will you think less of me if I say yes

091. Name a sexual fantasy you have actually acted out: SPOONING

092. Do you talk dirty during or before sex? I'm gonna fart in your mouth

093. Do you like to be spanked? Only on my birthday

094. Are you a tease? Depends on who you ask

095. Are you kinky? Duh...

096. Do you like bondage? Whips and chains are my life

097. Do you go down? Town?

098. Ever have sex with your best friend? Only in my dreams... ok, NO

099. Ever have unprotected sex? Nope, wrap it in foil before you check my oil

100. Ever had an STD? nope

101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would itbe? Brad Pitt. End of story.

102. Are you pregnant right now or think you may bepregnant? I hear Immaculate conception is on the upturn right now

103. Have you ever had an abortion? Not to my knowledge
~Family Stuff~

104. How many siblings do you have? 1

105. What are your parents names? Sue & Glenn

106. What are your siblings names? Jason

107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3

108. How many siblings does your father have? 2

109. Where are your parents from? The United States

110. Is your family close? We put the fun in dysfunctional

111. Does your family get together for holidays? Sometimes

112. Do you have a drunk uncle? Yep, my daddy's brother

113. Any medical problems run through your family? Got an hour or two to kill?

114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? God, I hope not

115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No, Jason Daniel Underwood, I expect some soon though

116. Are your parents divorced? Nope

117. Do you have step parents? Nope

118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Possibly

119. If so for what? Don't ask

120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Umm... YEAH. Italy and like 46 million other countries, I'm a freakin' mutt.

~Music Stuff~

121. What song do you swear was written about you or yourlife? Yep, that one by Gwen Stephanie "Don't Speak", and a few others

122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? BOY GEORGE

123. What's the best cd you own? There's too many to decide, all my CDs kick ass

124. What song do you absolutely hate? RAP

125. Do you sing in the shower? Who doesn't

126. What song reminds you of that special someone? I'll have to look into that


152. Color: Hot Pink

153. Food: Spinach Salad

154. Song: Elton John "Funeral For A Friend"

155. Show: Grey's Anatomy

156. School subject: Psychology

157. Band/singer: Savage Garden

158. Animal: My kitty

159. Outfit: My work scrubs

160. Radio station: 96.3

161. Movie: Rocky Horror, Big Eden

162. Pair of shoes: Adidas Sandals

163. Cartoon: Popeye

164. Actor: Eric Schweig & Kevin Kline

165. Actress: Katherine Heigl

166. Potato chip: Je n'aime pas

167. Drink: Cranberry Juice (4 oz cups)

168. Alcholic drink: Yeah, I'm a wimp

169. Holiday: Fourth Of July

170. Perfume/cologne: Obsession

171. Pizza topping: Pineapple

173. Lunch meat: Turkey

174. Board game: Scrabble

175. Video game: Mario 3

176. Website:

177. Book: Harry Potter

178. Computer game: Jeopardy, Sims

179. Number: 32

180. Cereal: Golden Grahams

181. Comedian: Dane Cook

182. Dessert: Chocolate

183. Disney character: I'm not a Disney person

184. Clothing store: Old Navy

185. Pasttime: Reading

186. Teacher: Mrs. Len

187. Childhood toy: Super Teddy

188. Carnival game/ride: Scrambler

189. Candy bar: Take 5

190. Magazine: The Week

191. Salad dressing: Vinegar & Oil

192. Thing to do on the weekend: Sleep... Study... Fuck around

193. Hot drink: Hot chocolate

194. Season: Summer

195. Sport to watch: Swimming & Men's Gymnastics (Olympics Baby)

196. Person to talk to online: COOPER!

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

197. What color are your sheets? Blue & Orange

198. What color are your bedroom walls? Sterile White

199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes

200. If so of what? Rocky Horror, Anatomy Of The Brain, Kissing The War Goodbye, An Insanely Large British Flag

201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yep

202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3

203. What do you normally sleep in? PJ pants & a shirt

204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: warm comfy pjs

205. What size bed do you have? Twin

206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Bunkbed

207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No

208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Not usually

209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I got held liable for an elderly patient dying in the elevator

210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not no more, dad made me leave super teddy at home

211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? I'm a kicker... so 1 or 2

212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? however I fall asleep

213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Kinda

214. Do you snore? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie here

215. How about drool? When I'm real sick

216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yeah

217. What color is the carpet in your room? Blue

218. What's under your bed? Wires

~This or that~

219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi

220. Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels

221. Day/night: Day

222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: West

223. Heaven/hell: Hell will be more fun, all my friends will probably be there anyways

224. Make love/have sex: Fuck

225. Coffee/tea: Tea

226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Neither

227. Rap/rock: Rock

228. Britney/Christina: Neither

229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss

230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World

231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys

232. Silver/gold: Silver

233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas

234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell

235. Sweet/sour: sour

236. Punk/emo: Punk

237. Hot/cold: hot

238. Winter/summer: Summer

239. Spring/fall: spring

240. Operas/plays: Plays

241. Read/watch tv: Read

242. Cd's/tapes: CDs

243. Dvd's/vhs: Dvds

244. Old/new: It depends

245. Shorts/skirts: skirts

246. Pink/red: PINK

247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Depends on the photo

248. Meat/vegetables: Vegetables

249. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican

250. Commercials/infomercials: You can't like 2 asinine things

251. Scary movies/comedies: All in the mood

252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: One piece for fatties

253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals

254. Dogs/cats: Dogs... until we got Doris... So now cats

255. Unicorns/fairies: Unicorns

256. Water/land: Water

257. Sugar/spice: Sugar

258. Black/white: White

259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons

260. Chicken/beef: Chicken

261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white christmaslights: White

262. Cars/trucks: Cars

263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Bond, James Bond

264. Popcorn/pretzels: Neither

265. Hip/hop: I didn't know there was a difference

266. Passionate kiss/peck: Duh... passionate kiss

267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: ew

268. Back rub/foot massage: Back

269. Picture frames/photo albums: Albums

270. Pens/pencils: pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

271. Eminem: Once In A Chile

272. Virgins: I'm the president of the club

273. God: Eh...

274. The Osbournes: Mildly retarded

275. Reality TV: Survivor!!

276. J.Lo: Playas Gon' Play

277. Religion: Who needs to be told what to do by a million year old book?

278. Emo music: Je ne sais pas

279. Valentine's Day: Pretty cards

280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: huh?

281. Homosexuals: I'm in the GSA, what do you want?

282. Abortion: BAD!

283. Inter-racial relationships: Yeah, I don't care

284. Murder: She wrote

285. Death: Ahhh... The next big adventure ;)

286. Obesity: Umm.... I don't care

287. Pre-marital sex: Fuck like bunnies

288. Terrorism:Your mom likes terrorists

289. Pornography: Gimme some poorn and pancakes

290. Fortune tellers: THEY LIE

291. Threesomes: Menage Trois

292. Prostitution: An honest way to get herpes

293. Politics: Let's dump everyone on an island and start over

294. Country music: My dog got hit by a car in a hurricane and then he flew into the broken fence in our back yard, I went out there to help him, but he dug a big hole and jumped in to it and died....

295. George W. Bush: Fucking asshole

296. Cloning: Stem cell research all the way

297. Britney's boobs: An economical substitute to life preservers

298. Gas prices in America: Ahhhhhhhh...they suck ass

~Name Game~

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...

299. Jack: & Jill

300. Tiffany: Lamps

301. Ben: Bourlier

302. Maria: Santos? is that a person

303. Jennifer: Aniston

304. Nicole: foot ass bitch

305. Amy: Kelley & Michelle

306. Adam: Adamo Ruggerio

307. Richard: Simmons

308. Justin: SHEILDS

309. Arnold: Palmer (who is he?)

310. Tom: Thomas Tomatoes

311. Melissa: King

313. Harold: Heraldo

314. John: eh..

315. Joel: Nicole, Ashley & Josh

316. Vanessa: Penis

317. Michelle: Culbertson

318. Kevin: England

319. Brent: Amanda's Cousin

320. Jake: Jake 'N' Bacon

321. Billy: Willy

322. Sarah: umm...

323. Natalie: Imbruiglia

324. Christy: PIPER!!

25. Nick: Hick

326. Linda: The Village

327. Taylor: Street

328. Jordan: Tennis Shoes

329. Jamie: Lia's little brother

330. Adrian: My latin lover ;) HE'S A BOY

~Have You Ever....~

331. Mooned anyone? Possibly

332. Been on a diet? yeah

333. Been to a foreign country? England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales & Canada

334. Broken a bone? Not a one

335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Yeah, swallowed a tooth

336. Swear at a teacher? Not in class...

337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instantmessages? No LJ

338. Got in a fight? A friendly spat never hurt anyone

339. Dated a teacher? Ummmmmm.... NO

340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Not that I recall

341. Thought about killing your enemy? YES

342. Gone skinny dipping? Not yet

343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? No LJ

344. Told a little white lie? My life is one big fat white lie

345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No comment

346. Stolen anything? Accidentally stole $.69 plastic bowls from meijer...

347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? You fuck ass

348. Been on tv? YEP

349. Been on the radio? Quite Possibly

350. Been in a mosh pit? nope

351. Been to a concert? Boy George, KD Lang, Bowling For Soup!

352. Dated one of your best friends? Nah, not gonna date Cat or Cooper, no matter how many times they ask

353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No

354. Deceived somebody close to you? Not on purpose

355. Broken the law? I don't think so...

356. Been to a rodeo? Yes!

357. Been on a talk show? Nope

358. Been on a game show? No

359. Been on an airplane? A million times

360. Got to ride on a firetruck? I can't remember

361. Came close to dying? Yep, thanks to the damn Asthma

362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No way Jose

363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? hundreds

364. Terrorized a babysitter? No, I was a good kid

365. Made a mud pie? Yeah and some of it got into Drunk Uncle's orange juice, which he drank unknowingly

366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? Yes

367. Snuck out of the house at night? I plead the fifth

368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No

369. Had an eating disorder? Nope

370. Felt like you didn't belong? Duh

371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes, and I don't like it at all

372. Smoked? No

373. Done drugs? No

374. Been arrested? No

375. Had your tonsils removed? No

376. Gone to camp? Engineering Camp & Rec

377. Won a bet? Sure thing

378. Written a love letter? Nope

379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? I dunno

380. Written a love poem? No

381. Kissed in the rain? Eh... don't think I have

382. Slow danced with someone you love? My dad & I pull a mean swing dance...

383. Participated in cyber sex? Possibly

384. Faked an orgasm? OOOOoooohhhhhhh Ahahhhhhhhh HARDER FASTER HARDER FASTER

385. Stolen a kiss? I'm not sure

386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? not really

387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? I don't think so

388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? Nada

389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Almost

390. Done jail time? No

391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes

392. Won a trophy? Yeah

393. Thrown up in public? Yes... In Second grade... and third grade... and almost at Bay Rama

395. Failed/got held back? Not So much

396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? No way

397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yeah

398. Taken ballet lessons? I wish

399. Attempted suicide? No

400. Cut yourself? On accident

~Childhood Stuff~

401. Did you play with Barbies? the question is, did my barbies wear clothes?

402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No

403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Yes

404. Did you play Simon? YES!!!

405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Nope

406. Did you wet the bed? When I was wee :)

407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Under my bed and in my closet a ghostie lived

408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? I always wanted to

409. Were you shy? Until third grade

410. Were you spoiled? A little... but not horribly

411. Were you abused? No

412. Did you go to the circus? Once and I hated it

413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah

414. Were you in a car accident? Yeah, on the way up north when I was three years old, then I didn't want to go because I thought that happened EVERY time we went up north

415. Did you build snowmen? We built a snow pig once

416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Probably

417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I don't have any close older cousins... maybe like 3rd

418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Shyeah!

419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in thesewer? Yes sir I did

420. Were you afraid of the dark? Still am

421. Did you have slumber parties? Heck yes I did

422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains,sleeping bags, dolls, and pajamas? No

423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Not so much

424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ andthe Tooth Fairy? Yeah, until my parents told me the truth


425. Do you believe in aliens? I'm sure they exist somewhere

426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: My printer, cell phone charger & pictures

427. Do you have any hidden talents? I can wiggle my ears... and various other weird things

428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I don't really watch videos

429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of moviewould it be? Romantic comedy

430. What would your movie star name be? Samantha

431. Do you play any sports? yeah

432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Forgotten :)

433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Meet Joe Black

434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I Heart Huckabees

435. Do you drive? Yeah

436. What is your dream car? Yellow Jeep Wrangler

437. Do you think you're good looking? How do I judge that?

438. Do others think you are good looking? I don't care

439. Would you ever sky dive? If the mood strikes me

440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No

441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 10

442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Hells no

443. Do you believe in God? No comment

444. Do you believe in Satan? No, not really

445. Do you believe there is a heaven? I don't know

446. Do you believe there is a hell? I don't know

447. Do you own a pooltable? No

448. Do you have a pool? Poor kids don't have pools

449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yeah

450. Do you like chocolate? Sure

451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? Rocky Horror

452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Somewhere around 35

453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Yeah

454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Penguin

455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Nope

456. What is your weakness? People I love

457. Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep

458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, intelligent, compassionate

459. How many kids do you want to have? three or four

460. Future daughters names: Mia, Melanie & Elizabeth

461. Future sons names: Nicholas, Kevin & Jacob

462. What is your ideal way to die? I try not to think about that stuff

463. How do you release stress? Tourettes

464. Are you a trendy person? If you wanna call it that

465. Are you an artisitic person? Kinda

466. Are you a realistic person? I think so

467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No

468. Are you a strong person? Yes

469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes

470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? My aunt Jill

471. Who is the last person to IM you? Maggie Johnston

472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes

473. Are you a deep sleeper? Not really

474. Are you a good story teller? No

475. What do you believe is your best quality? Giving advice...?

476. What is your greatest accomplishment? I have no idea

477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Neither

478. Do you do yoga? Mmmhhh... I don't know

479. Do you have your own credit card? debit card

480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? I would donate money to St. Judes & medical research. I would design the coolest house ever. I would give money to my family.

481. Do you have a check book? Yes

482. Do you like your driver's license picture? Yes

483. Do you tan easily? No, not really

484. What color is your hair naturally? brown

485. How many fillings do you have? I million, damn soft teeth

486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? One

487. Worst feeling in the world? Royalling Fucking something up and not being able to do anythign about it

488. Best feeling in the world? Helping people

489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full

490. Last thing you downloaded? Fall out boy, sugar we're going down

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your reallife? OMG

492. What do you think people think of you? That I'm... funny?

493. Are you a likeable person? I'd like to think so

494. Do you need therapy? No

495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No

496. What's the best way to be proposed to? However my guy is gonna do it will be fine

497. What kind of movie would you star in? Romantic Comedy

498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it? F - Ups

499. When are you moving? College

500. What's your favorite phrase? Your mom

Kevin and Stephanie are doing it. Are you?

Okay, I apologize for not posting, it's been a busy few days. And I've been sleeping... A lot. But anyhoo, nothing too interesting has happened lately. Umm... Thursday, we wore our GSA shirts, "Kevin and Stephanie do it. Do you?" Which is a straight ally thingie. It was good fun, got a lot of funny looks for our shirts, because they didn't know what they meant. But the presentation at the Park Library Auditorium was pretty good, we had an alright turnout.

Okay.... Friday? I tried to call Ben Bourlier's mom because it was Ben's birthday. I'll try to get a hold of him today, I love that kid. Gerontology was cancelled, so that was hot and sexy... we got our cars and I parked at a meter until 4, then we can park anywhere. The honors class was really boring, we took a group picture and as the camera man counted, I felt a sneeze coming on... when he said "THREE!" I sneezed really loud and the whole (400+) class laughed at my perfect timing.. but hey! We were facing the sun, what do they expect. Cat played mario all day long yesterday... I did most of my four year plan, with Cat's help... Then we played piano and watched Coyote Ugly. I found out something really strange last night when Cat was teaching me how to play piano... I can only play correctly when I'm focusing on something else. I screw up when I actually pay attention, so I started watching a movie that was on the tv. Good fun.

Today... Well, my Stephanie Johnston is at CMU today, so I'm going to the football game with her, it should be fun, I miss her! Then we have our show tonight, Want To See Something Funny?, Jim Gaffigan and some other funny people will be there! Woot.

Okay, its breakfast time, I'm starved. Laters.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Do you feel that you cannot control your sexual urges?

That was a question I had to answer at this psych study that we went to yesterday. It was pretty much the most random stuff ever. But it was worth the three points! Woot. Umm... I'm sitting in my room eating some cereal at the moment, the cereal is delicious though. I think this is the first morning that I've woken up and really not wanted to go to class. I really don't want to go. REAL BAD. I'll get over it, I have to go to French. I think I'll go log a few office hours today at the Program Board office today, we're having our show this weekend, BE THERE. That is if you actually live around here... otherwise, nevermind, I don't expect you to drive forever. But anyhoo, its at the Plachta Auditorium... at 8:00 pm this Saturday. It'll be marvelous. Well, I'm excited anyways. Let's see whats on the agenda for today:

French - ten to eleven
Gerontology - eleven to twelve
Program Board - twelve to one thirty
Psych - two to three fifteen
Psych Experiment - three thirty to three fifty-five
GSA - eight to God knows when...

Should be a long day, but I live on that... hmm... I kinda wanna go to the SAC today, damnit. Big Kisses.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

How could I forget?

I saw Corey and my latin lover, Adrian the other day! It was wonderful, I love those guys. Anyhoo, I realize I haven't posted in a few days, just been super busy. I have exaclty 6 minutes to post this, then I'm going down to breakfast with my buddy Ben from the terrace. Let's see, the ride back to CMU was great, we sang Savage Garden. When we returned, Amanda drove followed us to the parking lot and drove us back so we could get to swing dancing on time. THANKS AMANDA !!! Swing dancing was a lot of fun, I was forced to be a lead for a little bit, then I begged some girl to switch with me so that I didn't have to, because I didn't really know how to lead. But I got to dance with some guys that actually knew what they were doing, which is always an event.

Yesterday, I didn't have to get up until 8:00 to go to breakfast with Lia, then I came back and fell asleep until 10:00 because I didn't have to go to French class until 1:30, for a test that I probably bombed. Gerontology was interesting as always, but not notable. Then I had a psych test, which was pretty good. I'm really really liking psychology. A lot. Then Cat and I played Super Mario 3 after dinner. YAY! I love Mario. We sucked ass though. We walked up to the SAC and I ran 4.5 miles, plus however far it was to walk to the SAC, so I worked them legs... I got to take a shower right when we came home, then I went to bed, because I've been feeling like shit, so sleep is wonderful. I did have the weirdest dream last night. It was about me working in a nursing home and I helped this old lady, named Sarah Lynn, into the elevator, then went to get her purse, then she died in the elevator while I was gone for 30 seconds... needless to say, I feel like I didn't sleep at all... I gotta go get some brekkie now, laters.

Saturday, September 17, 2005


Okay, I am completely sick of people complaining to me about my friends, they are my friends and I love them, so shut your damn mouths. End of story. We're through. Done. Finito. Au revoir. Sayo-fucking-nara. Okay, now that I'm done with that rant, let's continue.

Today has been lovely, I went to El Walmarto. It was crappy. I hate Walmart a lot. I did get a thingie for my key chain though, its like a fake rappelling clip. But I like it. Then I saw Ashley Ellerbe and Amy Culbertson. Which was delightful as always. I may go to Starbucks with my Starbucks buddy, if our schedules allow it, but I got some major studying to do tonight and tomorrow before I leave. And I have an interview with my Betty tomorrow morning at 10:30 at Lesbyterian Village. I'm excited. I don't have much else to report, so I'll leave you with one last comment. I LOVE YOU!!! And you. And you too.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Yeah Super Mario 3 !!!!

I love super mario 3... it is the absolute best one & Cat and I just played it for like an hour and a half. It was hot and sexy. Soo... yeah, not much going on, I do have a fun picture to though. Umm... today, I'm going home around 4 o'clock... YESS!! Fried Chicken tonight! I'm so excited for home cooking. I have absolutely no homework this weekend, just a little bit of studying to do for some tests next week, but that shouldn't be so bad. I've finally got my meal plan down to a science, I know exactly when I can and cannot eat so I have the right amount for the week. It's very exciting.

Did anyone notice that it was so damn cold last night? I slept like a rock, apparently I was out at 12:20 when Cat got outta the shower and I didn't get up till about 9:30, so it was a good sleep. I'm really excited to go home and do laundry too, I've been saving up all week for it.

Oh, the absolute best way to spend a morning is playing hardcore Super Mario for a good hour and a half, I love that game more than I love life itself, it's so engaging, although I do get scared when I'm getting chased by those damn little ghosts with teeth, those are frightening. A few people stopped in our room just because they heard the familiar Mario music, it was quite fun. Well... I eventually have to get dressed and now is as good a time as ever, so I'll have to talk at y'all later. Big kisses.

Thursday, September 15, 2005


Well, last night, we tried to watch Sling Blade, one of my all time favorite movies... but then I turned it off to watch MTV's Sweet Sixteen show, which has these completely obnoxious people, usually girls, whoring it up for their sweet sixteen, where at least a few thousand dollars are thrown into, if not more, I'm sure every one of them could pay off my tuition for the next 7 years and still have enough money for a kick ass party. Those whorey assed bitches. <-- Exceeds the swearing quota, eh?

Today was special, as usual, I was up at 7 and I ate the last of my Golden Grahams. They were delicious. Then I went to Economics, which I hate with a passion. Duh. It was boring, as usual. Then I went to French and we pretty much discussed, in French of course, all of the stories that we've read so far. I love that class. In Ms. B's class, not that I didn't love it, because Cooper would hit me real hard if I said that, but we didn't learn any French, we did like one story per year, whereas in this class, we've already read like ten. Then I came home and we had lunch. Beautiful. Then off to my favorite class, ASL. Today, we discussed, in detail, the film that I was talking about in my previous post. It was quite a discussion, let me tell you.

I'm feeling very odd today... I've been super giggly all the damn day. It's probably as strange to experience as it is to watch. I dunno, ask Cat, she caught the wrath of the giggles today. Tonight is Tourettes and Survivor in 117 with Courtney, Amanda & Lia. Should be a fun time. I'm gonna do all of my homework tonight and tomorrow until 2 so that once we are done with HON 100B, we can leave and be home by 7-ish. Whoopie. I'm excited to go home. Gotta get more cereal. I need more cereal. I cannot live without more cereal. I'm really tired right now, it's like I'm having a sugar crash, super happy, then super tired within minutes. Its pathetic, really.

I have nothing all that interesting to say... Oh! I do! I went to my first GSA meeting ( I'm a straight ally babes, sorry ) I know y'all want me. Anyways, I really like the group of people that I hung out with, and I kinda knew a few of the people before I joined, and there's this really nice guy from my French class there, he's a sweetie. We went sidewalk chalking last night and it was fun, but I had to be alone for a little bit, so I called Cat to come keep me company and help me out. My awesome 12 year old cousin Trevor did something so cute last night though, first off, he kept calling me during the meeting, so I called him after, he thought that something was wrong with our nana because she wasn't answering her phone, turns out she lost it. Anyhoo, I told him that I was outside (it was about 10:00 pm), and he was like "ARE YOU ALONE???" and I told him I was, but Cat was coming to keep me company, then he was like "Is it a well lit area?" and I told him it was and he was all gruff and said "good". Needless to say, we stayed on the phone until Cat came to rescue me. It was so cute.

Aight, I gotta go, got some last minute stuff to do before Tourettes! I know, you're jealous. But don't fret, we'll have a Rocky/Tourettes party either on Thanksgiving or Christmas break, or both... something to look forward to, eh? Okie dokie, I'm gonna get offline now, I'm tired of vegging on the computer. I'll give ya a big ole smooch when I see ya.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005


I've fallen absolutely head over heels for that damn VJ day picture of the strangers smoochin'. I don't know why, but now its popping up everywhere. Yay. Yesterday, I forgot to post and I apologize sincerely, but I was a busy one. Let's see... I awoke around 7 o'clock to go to Economics, which I'm sure I forgot to mention that I hate that class... with a burning passion. Then I came home for two minutes, I had to go take care of my damn financial aid, they were trying to overcharge me by about 1200 dollars. Eff that. (Yes Cooper, I stole "eff"... I'm trying to at least cut down on the swearing in the blog.) Then I went to Francias, which was pleasant as always, we spoke a little French, got a little confused & I finally remembered the name of the girl that I sit next to every morning.

ASL was completely infuriating. We watched this film "For My Deaf Son". It was absolute crap. These parents couldn't decide whether or not to teach this kid sign language or oralism, so at the age of four, he could barely communicate beyond yelling and very fragmented phrases. They were so freakin' selfish, it was disgusting. The mom didn't want to teach the kid sign language because she wanted to teach him English, but he can't really understand what people are saying because his hearing aid doesn't unscramble the words. So the kid knows barely any sign language and barely any English, so he can barely communicate. ARGH!!! You'd think that these parents would at least teach him sign language to begin with so that he could have a base of a language.

I have to go to class now, I'll post more laters.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Yeah! I Changed The Boring Blog!

I know, I'm awesome. I really love that picture, I read something about it a few weeks ago in The Week magazine and bam! I love it. Anyhoo, today was pretty much the usual, boring-ish, but tolerable all the same. Gerontology is a very enjoyable class. This teacher is completely insane. I don't know if I've mentioned, but I absolutely love my Psychology class, it is pretty much the most interesting thing ever. We have the most insightful discussions in that class, like what is consciousness. Its so damn cool.

I went to the SAC again tonight, I keep loving it more and more. I think I finally figured out what runners high was, because I didn't wanna stop tonight. I ran 4.3 miles in 45 minutes... and I'm so proud of myself, it's disgusting. But that's a step up from barely being able to run a mile, I figured it out though, I can't run outside because of the allergens in the air, ie my stupid grass and tree allergy. But inside, its all good. I'm so happy, I wanna work up to ten miles, I know it sounds crazy, but I think I can do it.

I have to go do my French homework. Goodnight my loves.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

I <3 The SAC

I've fallen madly in love with the SAC. I wanna be there all the time. Yesterday I ran a mile and biked five miles, then I just did some strength training. Yeah, I know running a mile is nothing special, but I'm proud of myself, I'm not much of a runner. I found a couple of machines that I'm absolutely loving, they're mostly for working your legs, but there's this one that's really cool, I can't describe it though. Anyhoo, yesterday, I woke up and went to breakfast, then came home and studied, I accidentally fell asleep, but only for an hour and a half ;). I got back to the studying, so all I have to do today is read a little more psychology, a quick french exercize and I'll probably end up doing some med terms work. I can name all of the abdominopelvic regions! Right Hypochondriac, Epigastric, Left Hypochondriac, Right Lumbar, Umbilical, Left Lumbar, Right Iliac, Hypogastric, Left Iliac! Yess! I totally win at life.

I might do some laundry today, it seems like a good idea. I'll prolly end up going back to the SAC today as well, there's prolly not a lot of people there on Sundays. The first swing dancing lesson is today too! I'm so excited. OH! I have to return Meet Joe Black too. Well, I get to leave campus today! That's an exciting development. Well, I'm off to study psych. Yay.

Aww...damn, I just remembered that it was September 11.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Blubbering FOOLS

Yesterday was quite an interesting day, lemme tell you. I got up around 9 and went down to breakfast with Cat and Lia, which was delightful, as always. Then I came home and took a shower and went to Gerontology. Here's a quote from Prof. Malonebeach, pretending that she was an elderly man visiting his doctor:

"I can't have sex with my wife anymore because my little teeny peeny is teeny!"

So, anyways, after Gerontology, we went to lunch and then off to the Honors Convocation, where yes, I was wore a skirt. And then we had to sit in the grass, combine that with a white skirt and an allergy to grass, and you have quite an experience. But I enjoyed myself, there's a guy in my group who's from Fair Haven and he seems pretty cool. After the Honors thing, I hung out in the dorm for a while, getting homework and studying done. Which I still have more to do today and tomorrow. I hung out with Amanda & Courtney downstairs a little, then went back and watched The Notebook with them around nine. It was an absolute mess. We were crying like wounded puppies, but whenever Courtney would start crying, she would get really loud, so Amanda and I would start laughing whilst crying. I kinda wish someone woulda seen that one, it was beautiful. I hung around there for a bit and we laughed our asses off until about 12:00, when I decided that I needed to go to bed, because I was laughing like I do when I get really tired and I had the most enormous headache that you could imagine.

Today I'm gonna study, probably talk online for a little bit and get my rear end over to the SAC to work out. Leave me some saucy lovin'.

Friday, September 9, 2005

Well... Last night was an interesting one. Lauren Irwin came over and told us scary things about New Baltimore that makes me not wanna go home again and furthermore I don't ever wanna see the film they make about Morrow Road... Seems a wee bit to scary for me. Anyhoo, yesterday was a crazy one, let me tell you. I went to class and fell asleep in economics because I was so damn tired, I was writing notes and fell asleep in the middle of a word, I was rubber necking it throughout the entire class. French was marginally better, no sleepies. ASL was good as ever, we did pantomime, which was a lot of fun.

Around 4 yesterday, Lia called with the realization that we had a film review for gerontology and it was due this morning at 11:00. So we dashed up to the video store and rented Meet Joe Black for 50 cents. It was a really long movie and I cried because the ending was sad. Then Cat and I watched Fried Green Tomatoes because its the best movie ever. In the whole world. And I turned Cat into a Fried Green Tomatoes lover. Yay.

Now it is time to shower, so while I'm gone, ponder just how awesome I am.

Thursday, September 8, 2005


I am so fucking tired right now, I don't feel as if I can drag my ass across the parking lot and into my seat in economics. Mother fucker. I wanna nap, real bad.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Spreading The Love

I got a 100% on my test! I win at life. Anyways, about Tourettes, the way I see it is if everyone who knows how to play, teaches a group of their friends how to play and so on and so forth, the entire world will know how to play it in a generation or two. I want to spread the immense joy of Tourettes, its the biggest stress reliever that I can think of. And when I say people should teach others how to play, I mean you people at different schools, so we can all spread the joy. This means you, Cooper, teach all of your NY friends how to play... they'll like it. Then it will be famous... I know it. Wow... I love that game, its a scary obsession.

Okay, done with that tangent. I just wanna thank Jill & Ferzy for coming up and doing the futon and shopping and the casino, it was a blast. Oh!!! I got your card today, Unka! It was pretty cute...and pink... that's the only way to a girls heart is pink... atleast this girl's heart. I love pink.

Goooooooooooooooooooood Night!

Tourettes, coming to a dorm near you...

Okay, we introduced Tourettes to our roommates and Lia's roommates tonight. It was awesome. And we played with the door open because we are rabble rousers. It was a fucking blast... I know you're all jealous, but it can't be helped. Today was rather uneventful, went to classes then to the SAC to work my fat ass out. It was schweaty, but boy did it feel good. I think I wanna live at the SAC, its so great.

I'm gonna take a med terms quiz online, then I'll post more. Wish me luck.

It's been a good few days, we got back Monday night and Cat threw a mini surprise birthday party for me! We had cupcakes, which were delicious (Thank's Cat's mom). Cat got me this AWESOME closet shelfy thing & some little storage boxes, where I keep my drugs. Lia got me a cute backpack thing too.

Well, classes yesterday were fine, then around 3, Jill & Jenny came up with the futon & I helped them put it together. Then we went to Target & Walmart to get crates & stuff, then off to the casino to eat and lose my ass gambling. The food was okay, I'm just not a buffet person. Then I played quarter slots with Aunt Jill's money for a few hours, won some, lost a lot. It was good, it just proved to me that I never ever want to enter a casino again.

I got home and felt like fuck, I had been inhaling smoke and old people for hours on end, I smelled like a vanilla cigar. It was nasty. I felt like I was gonna hurl, but I didn't. I put up the crate/shelves & they look hot. Then I showered my stinky cigar flavored ass and went to the hall council meeting. It was boring as fuck, but I'll probably go every week. Then I came home and talked online while rearranging my crap onto the shelves. It was good for me. I finally went to bed around 12:20. This morning I woke up, brushed my teeth and went to breakfast and now I'm sitting here relaying my life's events to you fine people. Later my loves.

Sunday, September 4, 2005

Well, as y'all know, yesterday was my birthday... but it was just pretty much any other day, I went shopping with my mom & stuff. I didn't even do anything that you can't do until you're 18. I will though, I swear. We stopped at Jill's house & that was fun, then we got home and Jake & Becky were there. Jason got me a really funny Harry Potter shirt, that only Harry Potter fans would appreciate. It says "Dumbledore dies on page 596". Only a true nerd would get it. Umm... Last night, Ashley Ellerbe & I went to Starbucks. It was delicious.

Oh! Thanks to everyone who called/messaged me with happy birthday, it really did make my day :) :) :) When I typed messaged, it reminded me of massaged, which reminded me of a sensual massage. Someone try to figure out my brain.

Anyhoo... I've got a lot of shit to do, so I'll be going now.

Friday, September 2, 2005

Hola mis amigos

I recently (2 seconds ago) realized how to turn the comments back on, so you all better start leaving them, I'd feel very bad about myself if I didn't get any. I'm sitting in my living room, in the big NB, bored shitless. Well, I'm watching Six Feet Under and bored shitless. It is a delicious show. And I can't fall asleep because I'm excited, I turn 18 in about 15 minutes! Woot! But I'm not doing anything for my birthday because I'm a loser, I do get to see my brother tomorrow, which I'm excited about, since I haven't seen him in at least a good month or so.

Cat and I made the 3 hour-ish trek home today, stopping for 10 minutes at Birch Run so I could get a back pack for cheap. It's sexy & green. I don't understand why I all the sudden like green, but I do... a lot. Anyways, I gouged my finger on my cell phone holder thing and a nice chunk of skin fell off... it was only a few minutes from home though. Got home around 4. It was sexy, I immediately left and went to Selfridge with Nana and my mom. That was good fun. I saw an awesomely named cereal there, "Mini Frosted Spooners", which prompted me to call Cooper because we have a running spooning joke. You wouldn't understand. Sorry.

Anyhoo, I got some cereal, granola bars, dish soap, tampons, white out and other random junk. It was a good trip to the base. I heart tax free shopping. Oh, by the way, I want to marry Birch Run. It's simply unbelievable. Everything is constantly on sale.

I gotta go to the village this weekend to start a series of interviews with a person over 70 for my gerontology class and I know just the right person to interview, she's my favorite resident and has an interesting perspective on life. I'll prolly do that tomorrow over a nice cuppa Timmy's.

I have so much shit to do in this almost 4 day weekend. We coulda been home yesterday around 7 pm, but I had a gerontology class today from 11:00 until 11:50, I had to stay for a 50 minute class, which I could have completely blown off, but didn't because I paid for it. Damnit. I assume that I will blow it off occasionally, but only to get home to do an interview, so it is an acceptable reason. I swear its a good reason, don't pick on me.

I came home to 6 CDs that I had ordered offa BMG, they're tres sexy: Kelley Clarkston -- Breakaway, Modest Mouse -- Good News For People Who Love Bad News, Lifehouse -- Lifehouse, Counting Crows -- Films About Ghosts, Graham Colton Band -- Drive, & Fall Out Boy -- From Under The Cork Tree. Wooooooooooooooot. That's sexy, the only unsexy thing is that I have to bring them back up to school to put them on my laptop, which I really don't want to do, but I'll live. I just see myself losing the CDs... and I don't wanna, I love CDs. Speaking of, I have a whole bunch of CDs to put on my computer still, maybe I'll bring them all up this time and hide them in my trunk so I can't lose them. Maybe.

I have to remember to bring a cable splitter and a long cable cord up to school. Maybe if I put it on my blog, someone will remind me to do it. Oh! Jill & Jenny are coming up to Mt. Pleasant on Tuesday ( I could say just to visit me, because I'm awesome, but they're up for the casino). It should be a spectacular time, I get to go play the quarter slots! I also have to register to vote, which I'm uber excited about.

One last thing: Do not let boys come into your room to use your toilet, they WILL poop in it. No matter what. Especially the ever odd Donny Reinhard. The room smelled for an hour. And I'm out.

Thursday, September 1, 2005

Ugh... Rabbit Rabbit!

Oy freaking vey, I'm tired and its only 2:25, but I started at 7:00 this morning. I still stand by the idea that macroeconomics is boring as all hell. It sucks ass. But I'm done with classes by 2, and I have breaks in between, so it doesn't suck that much. I'm definitely in love with the Gorillaz right now. They're sexy... speaking of, I forgot to get Cooper to send me the song "Feel Good Inc." I love it... but I swore that I wouldn't make her send me anything else.

Yay, I'm coming home this weekend... and I'm so watching the entire 4th season of Six Feet Under with my mom and dad. I love that show. It's ultimately sexy.

My mom called my cell when I was in the middle of Economics class today. She sucks. And she didn't even call for anything important, just to rabbit rabbit me. Don't even ask what it is, if you know, you know, if you don't, you're not missing anything. Damn Ms. Vloet. Rabbit Rabbit kinda sounds like Rabid Rabbi. Which could be a little un-kosher, if you know what I mean.

It makes me mad when people drive to class. Argh, they're dumb.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Long day #2

Well, this morning at 7, Cat and I went down to breakfast and then I went to Principles Of Macroeconomics. That class seems very boring. End of story. The teacher admitted to giving a shitload of notes on things that weren't very important. I'm so excited. Then I went to French at 10. I understood a little bit today, but the homework tonight took a long time, Ms. B never emphasized being able to read stories that were grammatically correct...that slut. But I got it done eventually. I had my first ASL class today. It's fucking awesome. It is so damn cool, I can't even believe it. We sit in a circle and aren't allowed to talk, we just have to learn by immersion. YUSS!

So, I got home today around 2 and had the worst fucking headache that I've had in a while, it was one of those that if I was in a bad mood, it would've made me cry because it hurt so bad. So I started reading my psych chapter for tomorrows class, then on page 9, I fell asleep. Apparently Cat thinks its very funny when people fall asleep with books in their hands, because she gave me a very spirited view of what I was doing whilst being asleep. I woke up and the book was still in my hand AND my headache was gone. I read the rest of the chapter and then nerdily did all the review questions because I plan on acing this course. I really really hope that I do. Its sa-weet.

OH! We went down to the absolute farthest point from our dorms today, the intramural baseball fields, for a Program Board party, to get introduced to everyone. It was a lot of fun and we played extreme kickball. Its a good game, I made an out! Yeah, I know you're jealous of my enormous ball catching skills. The meetings are every Tuesday at 8 o'clock, I'm so joining. It's gonna rock my freakin' socks. I love the high intensity of it all, its like WHOA! I love it...did I mention that I love it? Because I really do love it. Speaking of RSO's (student orgs), I'm not entirely positive which ones I'm joining yet, but I'm positive about this one and the Gay-Straight Alliance, because there's just not enough people that love gay people like I do. But seriously, I just want to help spread the equality, especially since I know so many gay/bi people & love them to pieces. I would really like to join the S.A.P.A group, which is a kind of crisis line for rape victims, but I don't trust myself not to go out and kick every one's ass who does something bad. I think it would be a good idea to join hall council, it might give me a good chance of getting to be an RA next year. Hmm... could I be any more school spirited?

Sam has left the building.

I lied, I lied... I LIED, okay, you caught me

Okay, so I know I was supposed to post yesterday, it just turned into a long day and I didn't get a chance. Let's see.. I had my first French class, which was okay, I understood the teacher, but not completely. Then I had Gerontology... All I can say is j'aime the class is awesome, the teacher is mildly new age, but she's cool and the class is gonna be awesome. Lastly, I have Intro to Psychology honors. I love it. Yay. It's gonna be super cool. The teacher has got to be like 30, tops. Its gonna be awesome.

So I get home yesterday and Cat is freaking out about her Calc II class because it isn't what she thought it would be, so I calmly told her to "Calm The Fuck Down" and she switched into my Intro To Psych class instead, which she's a lot happier with... and now I have a psych buddy. Yay. Umm... I have ten minutes to get from one end of campus to the other end between French & Gerontology. I'm not at all excited about that, it's about a 9.5 minute walk, so I'm really pushing it. I got there right on time yesterday. It should be a good class though.

Then, last night, we had a dumb Larzelere Hall meeting. And we had to leave the dorm to go to it. How much sense does that make? NONE. Anyways, it was boring and we came home and went to bed. How much fun.

Cat just humped her bed.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Oh My Effing God...

It was an interesting day. It started with waking up around 8:30 and fucking around on my computer with pictures... by the way, I uploaded a lot today on webshots, but I had to create an overflow album to store the rest, so it's under scutta33... I know, original. Anyhoo, we went rollerblading for a bit, then came back and had brunch with Ben, just a nice guy that we kept running into. It was good fun, he's a centralis freshman... that's awesome, that means full tuition and room & board paid for. Damn. Then we wasted time for a few hours and went to Mainstage. It's super fun. I'm planning on joining a few clubs, namely S.A.P.A, GSA, a volunteer program and Program Board. Which sounds like quite a load, but really isn't.

Well, at mainstage, we went on the scrambler, then we made the fatefull decision to go in a vat of bubbles. Let's just say they don't taste that good. I got tackled quite a few times, let me tell you. By 6:30, I was bubblicious. Lia drove us back to the dorm and we took lightening fast showers and shot back up there to get to the Bowling For Soup concert. We got there and another band, Changes, was playing. They played until 8, then around 8:30, Bowling For Soup came on. I went and talked to one of the girls who was working for Program Board, the group that put the show on. Half an hour later, the chairperson came up to me and asked if I wanted to start today & work backstage. Whoa! Hell yes I will work backstage. So I was on gate duty, which means you open the gate for asshole crowd surfers to get back into the crowd. This one guy escaped from some of our people and got onstage, then he accidentally hit the chairgirl that I was talking to, in the nose, so as I was ushering him outta the gate, I gave him a little help getting out, ie a nice punch square in the kidney. And yes, it was good for me.

So, after the show, we stuck around and eventually met and got autographs from the entire band. It was awesome. All four signatures on a dollar bill because I had nothing else to get them on. Fucking stupendous night.