I Know This Was A Waste Of Time

~*~General~*~

001. What is your name? Samantha Terese Underwood

002. Spell your name backwards: doorednU esereT ahtnamaS

003. Date of birth: 09/03/1987

004. Male or female? Female

005. Astrological sign: Virgo

006. Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, Spud, Samanthawulf, Samisa, Samamantha Under... I'm sure there's more

007. Occupation: Dietary Aide at the Village & Counselor at Rec

008. Height: 5'3.5"

009. Weight: Fuck off

010. Hair color: Brown

011. Eye color: Hazel

012. Where were you born? Mt. Clemens General Hospital

013. Where do you reside now? CMU Larzy 319 / New Baltimore, MI

014. Age: 18

015. Screen names: scutta32 & Samamantha Under

016. E-mail addy: scutta32@gmail.com

017. What does your screen name stand for? Scutta32 - Part of family's hometown in Italy + My lucky number Samamantha Under - an odd nickname that caught on

018. What is your LJ name? Excuse me, LJ? No LJ here.

019. What does your diary name stand for? No Diary either.

020. Pets: My 4 year old black cat, Woody

021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthdaycake? 9

022. Piercings? One in each ear

023. Tattoo's? Nope

024. Shoe size: 11

025. Righty or lefty? Right

026. Wearing: Cropped Hawaiian PJ bottoms, Central Longsleeve shirt, light blue bra & pink striped underpants

027. Hearing: Sugar We're Going Down

028. Feeling: Tired

029. Eating/drinking: A sip of Pepsi ten minutes ago

~Friends Stuff~

Which one of your friends is the....

030. Craziest? Ashley Ellerbe

031. Loudest? Stephanie

032. Nicest? Allison Deeb

033. Bitchiest? You know who you are

034. Life of the party? Stephanie

035. Jock? Cooper

036. Prep? Lia

037. Rebel? Amy

038. Cutest? Dex

039. Best friend of the same sex? Cat

040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Dave Shelley

041. Most popular? Stephanie

042. Rudest? Stephanie

043. Most shy? Michelle

044. Ditziest? Lia

045. Smartest? Cat

046. Weirdest? Andy

047. Has the best hair? Cat

048. Best personality? Cat

049. Most talented? Ben Bourlier

050. Most ghetto? Megan Leech

051. Most spoiled? Lia

052. Drama queen? Amanda Fackler

053. Pain in the ass? Cat

054. Funniest? Cooper

055. Best advice giver? Cat

056. Druggie? I don't wanna say...

057. Most likely to join a cult? Kelley ;)

058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? Ben Bourlier ( I love you!)

059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Amanda Fackler

060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 69

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~

061. Have you ever been in love? Nope

062. How many people have you told "I love you" and meant it? Family & Bestest Friends

063. How many people have you been in love with? None

064. How many people have you kissed? 3

065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Just a friendly peck on the cheek... no lesbian lovin' for me

066. How many people have you dated? 3

067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? personality

068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality... that's a bold faced lie... his eyes.

069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? The ones who's personalities work with mine

070. Do you have a bf/gf? Nope

071. If so where did you meet them? eh...

072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? eh...

073. Do you have a crush right now? Yep

074. If so who is it? Shyeah right

075. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in like at first site... love comes later

076. Do you remember your first love? I hope so

077. Who is the first person you kissed? John

078. Do you believe in fate? Nope

079. Do you believe in soul mates? Yeah, why not.

080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? Hopefully

~Sex Stuff~

081. Are you a virgin? Yes

082. If not when/at what age did you lose your virginity? haha...

083. Who did you lose it to? haha...

084. Do you masturbate? You make me wanna throw up a little bit in my mouth

085. Have you ever had an orgasm? No sex, no orgasm

086. Ever used food during sex? A tablespoon of sugar

087. Have you ever videotaped a sex session? I'm the next Paris

088. Favorite sexual position? Reverse Cowgirl

089. Number of sex partners you've had? Nada

090. Ever sleep with someone you don't know? Will you think less of me if I say yes

091. Name a sexual fantasy you have actually acted out: SPOONING

092. Do you talk dirty during or before sex? I'm gonna fart in your mouth

093. Do you like to be spanked? Only on my birthday

094. Are you a tease? Depends on who you ask

095. Are you kinky? Duh...

096. Do you like bondage? Whips and chains are my life

097. Do you go down? Town?

098. Ever have sex with your best friend? Only in my dreams... ok, NO

099. Ever have unprotected sex? Nope, wrap it in foil before you check my oil

100. Ever had an STD? nope

101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would itbe? Brad Pitt. End of story.

102. Are you pregnant right now or think you may bepregnant? I hear Immaculate conception is on the upturn right now

103. Have you ever had an abortion? Not to my knowledge
~Family Stuff~

104. How many siblings do you have? 1

105. What are your parents names? Sue & Glenn

106. What are your siblings names? Jason

107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3

108. How many siblings does your father have? 2

109. Where are your parents from? The United States

110. Is your family close? We put the fun in dysfunctional

111. Does your family get together for holidays? Sometimes

112. Do you have a drunk uncle? Yep, my daddy's brother

113. Any medical problems run through your family? Got an hour or two to kill?

114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? God, I hope not

115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No, Jason Daniel Underwood, I expect some soon though

116. Are your parents divorced? Nope

117. Do you have step parents? Nope

118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Possibly

119. If so for what? Don't ask

120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Umm... YEAH. Italy and like 46 million other countries, I'm a freakin' mutt.

~Music Stuff~

121. What song do you swear was written about you or yourlife? Yep, that one by Gwen Stephanie "Don't Speak", and a few others

122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? BOY GEORGE

123. What's the best cd you own? There's too many to decide, all my CDs kick ass

124. What song do you absolutely hate? RAP

125. Do you sing in the shower? Who doesn't

126. What song reminds you of that special someone? I'll have to look into that

~Favorites~

152. Color: Hot Pink

153. Food: Spinach Salad

154. Song: Elton John "Funeral For A Friend"

155. Show: Grey's Anatomy

156. School subject: Psychology

157. Band/singer: Savage Garden

158. Animal: My kitty

159. Outfit: My work scrubs

160. Radio station: 96.3

161. Movie: Rocky Horror, Big Eden

162. Pair of shoes: Adidas Sandals

163. Cartoon: Popeye

164. Actor: Eric Schweig & Kevin Kline

165. Actress: Katherine Heigl

166. Potato chip: Je n'aime pas

167. Drink: Cranberry Juice (4 oz cups)

168. Alcholic drink: Yeah, I'm a wimp

169. Holiday: Fourth Of July

170. Perfume/cologne: Obsession

171. Pizza topping: Pineapple

173. Lunch meat: Turkey

174. Board game: Scrabble

175. Video game: Mario 3

176. Website: http://community.webshots.com/user/scutta32

177. Book: Harry Potter

178. Computer game: Jeopardy, Sims

179. Number: 32

180. Cereal: Golden Grahams

181. Comedian: Dane Cook

182. Dessert: Chocolate

183. Disney character: I'm not a Disney person

184. Clothing store: Old Navy

185. Pasttime: Reading

186. Teacher: Mrs. Len

187. Childhood toy: Super Teddy

188. Carnival game/ride: Scrambler

189. Candy bar: Take 5

190. Magazine: The Week

191. Salad dressing: Vinegar & Oil

192. Thing to do on the weekend: Sleep... Study... Fuck around

193. Hot drink: Hot chocolate

194. Season: Summer

195. Sport to watch: Swimming & Men's Gymnastics (Olympics Baby)

196. Person to talk to online: COOPER!

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

197. What color are your sheets? Blue & Orange

198. What color are your bedroom walls? Sterile White

199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes

200. If so of what? Rocky Horror, Anatomy Of The Brain, Kissing The War Goodbye, An Insanely Large British Flag

201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yep

202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3

203. What do you normally sleep in? PJ pants & a shirt

204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: warm comfy pjs

205. What size bed do you have? Twin

206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Bunkbed

207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No

208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Not usually

209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I got held liable for an elderly patient dying in the elevator

210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not no more, dad made me leave super teddy at home

211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? I'm a kicker... so 1 or 2

212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? however I fall asleep

213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Kinda

214. Do you snore? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie here

215. How about drool? When I'm real sick

216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yeah

217. What color is the carpet in your room? Blue

218. What's under your bed? Wires

~This or that~

219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi

220. Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels

221. Day/night: Day

222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: West

223. Heaven/hell: Hell will be more fun, all my friends will probably be there anyways

224. Make love/have sex: Fuck

225. Coffee/tea: Tea

226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Neither

227. Rap/rock: Rock

228. Britney/Christina: Neither

229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss

230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World

231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys

232. Silver/gold: Silver

233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas

234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell

235. Sweet/sour: sour

236. Punk/emo: Punk

237. Hot/cold: hot

238. Winter/summer: Summer

239. Spring/fall: spring

240. Operas/plays: Plays

241. Read/watch tv: Read

242. Cd's/tapes: CDs

243. Dvd's/vhs: Dvds

244. Old/new: It depends

245. Shorts/skirts: skirts

246. Pink/red: PINK

247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Depends on the photo

248. Meat/vegetables: Vegetables

249. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican

250. Commercials/infomercials: You can't like 2 asinine things

251. Scary movies/comedies: All in the mood

252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: One piece for fatties

253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals

254. Dogs/cats: Dogs... until we got Doris... So now cats

255. Unicorns/fairies: Unicorns

256. Water/land: Water

257. Sugar/spice: Sugar

258. Black/white: White

259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons

260. Chicken/beef: Chicken

261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white christmaslights: White

262. Cars/trucks: Cars

263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Bond, James Bond

264. Popcorn/pretzels: Neither

265. Hip/hop: I didn't know there was a difference

266. Passionate kiss/peck: Duh... passionate kiss

267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: ew

268. Back rub/foot massage: Back

269. Picture frames/photo albums: Albums

270. Pens/pencils: pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

271. Eminem: Once In A Chile

272. Virgins: I'm the president of the club

273. God: Eh...

274. The Osbournes: Mildly retarded

275. Reality TV: Survivor!!

276. J.Lo: Playas Gon' Play

277. Religion: Who needs to be told what to do by a million year old book?

278. Emo music: Je ne sais pas

279. Valentine's Day: Pretty cards

280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: huh?

281. Homosexuals: I'm in the GSA, what do you want?

282. Abortion: BAD!

283. Inter-racial relationships: Yeah, I don't care

284. Murder: She wrote

285. Death: Ahhh... The next big adventure ;)

286. Obesity: Umm.... I don't care

287. Pre-marital sex: Fuck like bunnies

288. Terrorism:Your mom likes terrorists

289. Pornography: Gimme some poorn and pancakes

290. Fortune tellers: THEY LIE

291. Threesomes: Menage Trois

292. Prostitution: An honest way to get herpes

293. Politics: Let's dump everyone on an island and start over

294. Country music: My dog got hit by a car in a hurricane and then he flew into the broken fence in our back yard, I went out there to help him, but he dug a big hole and jumped in to it and died....

295. George W. Bush: Fucking asshole

296. Cloning: Stem cell research all the way

297. Britney's boobs: An economical substitute to life preservers

298. Gas prices in America: Ahhhhhhhh...they suck ass

~Name Game~

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...

299. Jack: & Jill

300. Tiffany: Lamps

301. Ben: Bourlier

302. Maria: Santos? is that a person

303. Jennifer: Aniston

304. Nicole: foot ass bitch

305. Amy: Kelley & Michelle

306. Adam: Adamo Ruggerio

307. Richard: Simmons

308. Justin: SHEILDS

309. Arnold: Palmer (who is he?)

310. Tom: Thomas Tomatoes

311. Melissa: King

313. Harold: Heraldo

314. John: eh..

315. Joel: Nicole, Ashley & Josh

316. Vanessa: Penis

317. Michelle: Culbertson

318. Kevin: England

319. Brent: Amanda's Cousin

320. Jake: Jake 'N' Bacon

321. Billy: Willy

322. Sarah: umm...

323. Natalie: Imbruiglia

324. Christy: PIPER!!

25. Nick: Hick

326. Linda: The Village

327. Taylor: Street

328. Jordan: Tennis Shoes

329. Jamie: Lia's little brother

330. Adrian: My latin lover ;) HE'S A BOY

~Have You Ever....~

331. Mooned anyone? Possibly

332. Been on a diet? yeah

333. Been to a foreign country? England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales & Canada

334. Broken a bone? Not a one

335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Yeah, swallowed a tooth

336. Swear at a teacher? Not in class...

337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instantmessages? No LJ

338. Got in a fight? A friendly spat never hurt anyone

339. Dated a teacher? Ummmmmm.... NO

340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Not that I recall

341. Thought about killing your enemy? YES

342. Gone skinny dipping? Not yet

343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? No LJ

344. Told a little white lie? My life is one big fat white lie

345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No comment

346. Stolen anything? Accidentally stole $.69 plastic bowls from meijer...

347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? You fuck ass

348. Been on tv? YEP

349. Been on the radio? Quite Possibly

350. Been in a mosh pit? nope

351. Been to a concert? Boy George, KD Lang, Bowling For Soup!

352. Dated one of your best friends? Nah, not gonna date Cat or Cooper, no matter how many times they ask

353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No

354. Deceived somebody close to you? Not on purpose

355. Broken the law? I don't think so...

356. Been to a rodeo? Yes!

357. Been on a talk show? Nope

358. Been on a game show? No

359. Been on an airplane? A million times

360. Got to ride on a firetruck? I can't remember

361. Came close to dying? Yep, thanks to the damn Asthma

362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No way Jose

363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? hundreds

364. Terrorized a babysitter? No, I was a good kid

365. Made a mud pie? Yeah and some of it got into Drunk Uncle's orange juice, which he drank unknowingly

366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? Yes

367. Snuck out of the house at night? I plead the fifth

368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No

369. Had an eating disorder? Nope

370. Felt like you didn't belong? Duh

371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes, and I don't like it at all

372. Smoked? No

373. Done drugs? No

374. Been arrested? No

375. Had your tonsils removed? No

376. Gone to camp? Engineering Camp & Rec

377. Won a bet? Sure thing

378. Written a love letter? Nope

379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? I dunno

380. Written a love poem? No

381. Kissed in the rain? Eh... don't think I have

382. Slow danced with someone you love? My dad & I pull a mean swing dance...

383. Participated in cyber sex? Possibly

384. Faked an orgasm? OOOOoooohhhhhhh Ahahhhhhhhh HARDER FASTER HARDER FASTER

385. Stolen a kiss? I'm not sure

386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? not really

387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? I don't think so

388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? Nada

389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Almost

390. Done jail time? No

391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes

392. Won a trophy? Yeah

393. Thrown up in public? Yes... In Second grade... and third grade... and almost at Bay Rama

395. Failed/got held back? Not So much

396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? No way

397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yeah

398. Taken ballet lessons? I wish

399. Attempted suicide? No

400. Cut yourself? On accident

~Childhood Stuff~

401. Did you play with Barbies? the question is, did my barbies wear clothes?

402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No

403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Yes

404. Did you play Simon? YES!!!

405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Nope

406. Did you wet the bed? When I was wee :)

407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Under my bed and in my closet a ghostie lived

408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? I always wanted to

409. Were you shy? Until third grade

410. Were you spoiled? A little... but not horribly

411. Were you abused? No

412. Did you go to the circus? Once and I hated it

413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah

414. Were you in a car accident? Yeah, on the way up north when I was three years old, then I didn't want to go because I thought that happened EVERY time we went up north

415. Did you build snowmen? We built a snow pig once

416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Probably

417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I don't have any close older cousins... maybe like 3rd

418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Shyeah!

419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in thesewer? Yes sir I did

420. Were you afraid of the dark? Still am

421. Did you have slumber parties? Heck yes I did

422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains,sleeping bags, dolls, and pajamas? No

423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Not so much

424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ andthe Tooth Fairy? Yeah, until my parents told me the truth

~Randomness~

425. Do you believe in aliens? I'm sure they exist somewhere

426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: My printer, cell phone charger & pictures

427. Do you have any hidden talents? I can wiggle my ears... and various other weird things

428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I don't really watch videos

429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of moviewould it be? Romantic comedy

430. What would your movie star name be? Samantha

431. Do you play any sports? yeah

432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Forgotten :)

433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Meet Joe Black

434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I Heart Huckabees

435. Do you drive? Yeah

436. What is your dream car? Yellow Jeep Wrangler

437. Do you think you're good looking? How do I judge that?

438. Do others think you are good looking? I don't care

439. Would you ever sky dive? If the mood strikes me

440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No

441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 10

442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Hells no

443. Do you believe in God? No comment

444. Do you believe in Satan? No, not really

445. Do you believe there is a heaven? I don't know

446. Do you believe there is a hell? I don't know

447. Do you own a pooltable? No

448. Do you have a pool? Poor kids don't have pools

449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yeah

450. Do you like chocolate? Sure

451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? Rocky Horror

452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Somewhere around 35

453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Yeah

454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Penguin

455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Nope

456. What is your weakness? People I love

457. Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep

458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, intelligent, compassionate

459. How many kids do you want to have? three or four

460. Future daughters names: Mia, Melanie & Elizabeth

461. Future sons names: Nicholas, Kevin & Jacob

462. What is your ideal way to die? I try not to think about that stuff

463. How do you release stress? Tourettes

464. Are you a trendy person? If you wanna call it that

465. Are you an artisitic person? Kinda

466. Are you a realistic person? I think so

467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No

468. Are you a strong person? Yes

469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes

470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? My aunt Jill

471. Who is the last person to IM you? Maggie Johnston

472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes

473. Are you a deep sleeper? Not really

474. Are you a good story teller? No

475. What do you believe is your best quality? Giving advice...?

476. What is your greatest accomplishment? I have no idea

477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Neither

478. Do you do yoga? Mmmhhh... I don't know

479. Do you have your own credit card? debit card

480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? I would donate money to St. Judes & medical research. I would design the coolest house ever. I would give money to my family.

481. Do you have a check book? Yes

482. Do you like your driver's license picture? Yes

483. Do you tan easily? No, not really

484. What color is your hair naturally? brown

485. How many fillings do you have? I million, damn soft teeth

486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? One

487. Worst feeling in the world? Royalling Fucking something up and not being able to do anythign about it

488. Best feeling in the world? Helping people

489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full

490. Last thing you downloaded? Fall out boy, sugar we're going down

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your reallife? OMG

492. What do you think people think of you? That I'm... funny?

493. Are you a likeable person? I'd like to think so

494. Do you need therapy? No

495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No

496. What's the best way to be proposed to? However my guy is gonna do it will be fine

497. What kind of movie would you star in? Romantic Comedy

498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it? F - Ups

499. When are you moving? College

500. What's your favorite phrase? Your mom