vital information for your everyday life

I don't have all that much to blog about today, but my mom told me today that she's gonna fly out to Seattle to surprise my dad in a few weeks. My mom and her friend out there have it all planned out, my dad is gonna go over there for dinner and my mom is just gonna be there......I wish I could go, just to see the look on his face. I don't even know what to blog about today, nothing really happened that was all that interesting, but I did finish my independent novel today. Here's something I got in an email today:

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?

Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

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The youngest pope was 11 years old.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar
was lunar based, this period was called the honey month...which we know
today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's
and Q's."

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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

does a girl have...........a mister?

I woke up on time today! Oh sorry, I guess that isn't exciting to other people. Before I forget, anyone who hasn't heard the song Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet needs to, I'm listening to it right now. I'm so happy that I'm reading Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood for my independent novel in Skankman's class, it's different from the movie, but it's really good. I got really freaked out in Government today, Perhaps was being eerily nice to me. Anyway, I'm wide awake right now, I know it's only 8:27, but that's late for me............wow, I lead a sad life. I'm gonna go to bed at like 12:30 because Matthew Perry is gonna be on David Letterman. Okay, the weirdest thing popped into my head just now, probably from thinking about Matthew (yes, we're on a first name basis now). Anyway, a guy can have a mistress, but what does a girl have...........a mister? On to the quotes:

1. Chris is my Sam's fug -- me -- yeah, as my mom would say, I hit the crack pipe a little hard

2. I do all kinds -- Cat -- I bet you all would like to know where that came from

3. I didn't know who was rubbing my back -- Cat -- WOAH!!!

4. We wen't fuggin' -- Cat -- definition of fuggin': the act of seeking out fugs

Oh, and here's a phone # I got from Amanda. If a creepy guy tries to get your number, give him this, it's really funny, I called it: 1-248-262-6861

51 things not to say

This weekend was a blast! We were gonna go bowling, but when we got there all of the lanes were taken, so we went to Tim Hortons and hung out for like an hour, but I'm glad we left when we did because we probably would have gotten kicked out if we had stayed any longer. Then we were driving home and whenever we could, we danced at people in the other cars. I don't have a whole lot of time to write, but I'll post the quotes. And by the way, Amy stole the quotes yesterday, so I couldn't post them, but she gave 'em back..........she's so lucky:

1. You should put it under wood -- Cat

2. There's no boobing! -- me

3. Do you want me to pick you up? -- Cat -- to Kelley, I won't even tell you guys what else she said to her

4. It's more fun on top! -- Cat -- seriously?

5. I got burnt by the apple fuzz -- me

6. I don't want people camped out in there -- Lia -- I bet you all want to know where...

7. Bagels? I thought we were talking about waterfalls -- Stephanie

8. How do you say bagel? -- Cat -- learn how to say the damn word already

9. And by the way, she did squirt me! -- Lia -- WOAH!!

10. She got me in the ass -- Lia -- how the hell did she do that?

11. My underwear was wet for 2 hours -- Lia -- just stop talking

12. You guys look guilty -- Cat -- to Stephanie and Michelle after leaving the bathroom at Tim Hortons

13. Okay, that's like violation of the third amendment! -- Cat

14. Fine, you're not sleeping in my house -- Lia -- in response to #13

15. No! I don't wanna wear pants -- Steph -- to my mom

16. No, I'm not wearing pants! -- Steph

17. Is that a conch? -- Lia

18. A shell or Michelle? -- Cat

19. You're just a flabby old woman! -- me

20. Let's fake orgasms -- Lia -- what the shit?

21. You're writing over the flabby old woman, aren't you? -- Lia

22. I did not say fake orgasm! -- Lia -- uh...yeah you did

23. I just said glot -- Cat -- btw, my mom read this and won't stop saying glot

24. I'm gonna sit in my room for a couple of hours and practice taking off my bra -- Lia -- way too much free time

25. Does anyone think it's weird that she's talking about enemas while taking off her bra? -- Kelley -- I do

26. They were dangling mercilessly -- Lia

27. Fah-Q -- Kelley

28. Kati is the reason I spent three days in a meat grinder -- Kelley -- Oh, yeah blame it on her

29. She would be walking down the street constantly having orgasms -- Cat -- I don't even know what to say to this one

30. If I was, I wouldn't have said I was hot, I would've had no pants on -- Cat -- it wasn't that kind of party

31. Ari said 'call me when you get devirginized' because she doesn't think I can do it -- Lia

32. Is that what you were talking about? Humping? Is that theraputic? -- Steph

33. Do you have pants on? -- Lia

34. Yeah, unfortunately -- Steph -- once again, I must emphasize that it wasn't that kind of party

35. It's built up sexual tension -- Cat -- what the shit?

36. And it needs to escape through your face? -- Steph -- finishing off Cat's sentence

37. Someone just spit in my ear -- Lia

38. Did you just say 'dammit I feel naked today'? -- Cat -- selective hearing

39. Is that my background sex music? -- Cat -- I don't even want to know

40. She pushed on it in a weird place and it popped open......that's how it works -- me -- I honestly don't know what I was talking about

41. I couldn't like, grasp it firmly with my right hand -- Lia

42. Oh, my toe is stuck in the hole -- me -- the hole in the blanket

43. It doesn't start out at the beginning -- Steph

44. Chris Paul sex -- Lia -- is that a fantasy of yours?

45. Chris Tampon -- Lia

46. That would be cool if that (Tampon) was his last name -- Amanda

47. It would be funny if that was your middle name, then you'd be Chris Tampon Hed -- Cat -- poor kid

48. We know what Catherine likes -- Lia -- she likes...............................

49. Mustard! -- me

50. SPERM!! -- me -- in a sing song voice

51. You're a feminist, aren't you? -- Lia -- to Cat

here's my sad excuse for a post

I got this off of Stephanie's Journal:

A is for - Age: 16

B is for - Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not right now

C is for - Career in Future: Architect

D is for - Dead person you would like to meet: Freddie Mercury (hehe), Raymond (my cousin)

E is for - Essential item to bring to a party: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

F is for - Favorite song at the moment: Sohniye (some weird ass, non-English song)

G is for - Guy/Girls you've kissed: David Green, David Green's brother, John Urbanchuck

H is for - Hometown: New Baltimore

I is for - Instruments you play: Recorder

J is for - Job title: Student

L is for - Living arrangement: Mom, Dad is in Seattle

M is for - Most memorable moment of the day: Lunch

N is for - Number of people you've slept with: None *mischevious grin*

O is for - Overnight hospital stays: One

P is for - Phobia[s]: windmills, water towers, sandbars, spiders, seaweed, the list goes on............and on...............and on.

Q is for - Quote you like: It's from Friends, Phoebe: Yes Chandler, you have homosexual hair.

R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: 3 years (I don't know if it counts though, but I *dated* David Green from first grade until fourth grade)

S is for - Scene from a movie: Ummmm, I don't know, how 'bout Frankie seducing Brad *another mischevious grin*

T is for - Time you wake up everyday: 5:49

U is for - Unique trait(s): breaking into British accents without meaning to

V is for - Vegetable you love: brocoli

W is for - Worst habit: biting my nails

X is for - X-rays you've had: Lungs

Y is for - Yummy food You make: stuffed shells

Z is for - Zodiac sign: Virgo

That was fun, now copy it and fill it out in my comment thing. NOW.

my finely tuned gaydar

I drove all over hell today, I had to go out to Randazzo's to get bread for subs, then I went to Kroger to get other stuff. Then when I got home my mom sent me to home depot. Anyway, I decided to put links to other people's journals on my blog because I had an extra 2 minutes to do nothing. I did the stupid government worksheet yesterday, it took me more than 2 hours. Today is gonna be so much fun, you guys are gonna see just how abysmal my bowling skills are. If anyone is watching Playing It Straight, I though Eddie and Chad were both gay and they were! Oh, and by the way, I think that Bradley is gay too. I can't decide what to read for Skankman's class, Devine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood or Misery. I've gotta get off the computer now, my mom has to do some stupid ebay thing.

hygiene is always good

I don't know what to write about today, but I finally got my CAD project finished. Oh, and if you didn't know already, my CAD teacher smells like a cross between the deepest, darkest, skankiest depths of hell and an ass. I got so grossed out today when I was staying after in CAD, dubbed Ass Class, the teacher was eating some pizza and she was helping me with something, so she put the pizza on my desk and started typing. I was ready to flip out. I went out driving alone for the first time legally today. I know, you don't have to tell me, I'm the shit. I don't really have anything else to report at the moment, so I must leave you.

you know that uncomfortable feeling when a stranger is walking around your house unattended?

Happy Birthday Trevor!!! I can't believe Trevor is 11 today, I remember when he was a baby. Anyways, Lia is so awesome, she brought me chocolate because I'm sick. Oh, and by the way, Skankman is a wanker, I heard that we have to do another independent novel, I'm sick of those already and we've only done one! On to other news, we had someone else look at our house today. I don't think the feeling of having someone wander around your house is ever supposed to be natural, it's very unnerving. I don't have any quotes again, but I do have the definative Rocky Horror web site. Have fun!

whoever created parallel parking better be in hell right now

Let me start by saying, Happy Birthday Uncle Price!!! I won't mention any numbers *coughforty-threecough*. So anyway, I feel like crap once again, I've only been awake for like five hours, I should be back to school by Wednesday. GUESS WHAT! Are you stumped? I got my license today, but I can't parallel park for crap. I think I found out what the most uncomfortable thing in the world is, at about 5:30, a realtor came over with a client and showed our house while we were sitting in the living room. I gotta go though, so bubbye for now.

crouching tiger, hidden drag queen!

Sorry, that's what Carson said on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy yesterday. Wow, I feel like crap today, I think I'm getting bronchitis again. Anyway, last night I realized that I'm really polite to my dog. I was laying on the couch watching TV and I told Sparky to get down so I could stretch my legs out, and when he did get down, I said thank you. It kinda makes me sad. I have a feeling that I'm not going to be in school tomorrow, but I'll be healthy for Saturday! I don't think I have any quotes today, so bye bye for now.

what the flippin' a?

Sorry, I wasn't in a blogging mood yesterday. May I just say that I love Skankman, though he is still a skanker. I don't know if he did it on purpose or not, but he got Steph and I out of trouble in Physics. Yay! Oh, I'm happy Ethan got voted off of Survivor last night, he's such a whiner. Playing It Straight is on tomorrow, I'm so excited, it's like I get to exercise my gaydar. Hehe. I found out something really funny yesterday. I was staying late in CAD, a.k.a. ass class, and I went into the office to see my mom's friend and she told me that a few of my teachers thought I had something to do with the lock down. Probably because I got called down to the office about 30 seconds after we were released to second hour. Then today in math, Mrs. Wilk made big deal about it, it was pretty funny. Anyway, here's the quotes:

1. Hard on the outside, mushy in the middle -- Cat

2. That chaps my ass! -- Amanda

3. What the flippin' A? -- Lia

4. Where the hell did you pop out? -- Amanda

5. Can you hand me thy thingie? -- me

6. It's aaaaarrrrrrrrh -- Cat

7. It's an angry ring -- me -- Cat had this weird ring on and it pissed me off whenever I saw it

8. Oh oh oh, that's the kid who gave me extra atomic balls! -- me

9. When I'm here, I'm never absent -- me -- self explanatory, isn't it?

wisconson: more boring than ever

By the way, I'm pissed at California, I just saw a commercail about *California Cheese*. As if they don't have enough already, why take all of Wisconson's fun?

my balls are going to the left

Yeah, I know, I'm a bad person for not blogging yesterday, but I was at school until 6:00, then I came home and studied my butt off yet again. Oh, and the pictures I was gonna post didn't come out too good because someone is retarded *coughCatherinecough*. So, I've got some catching up to do. Yee-haw! (don't ask, I guess I'm in a rodeo mood) A big nothing happened yesterday, but in Mr. Millers class, we were taking notes and he had a drawing of a wedge and it looked like a upside down guy in pants with a carrot aiming right for the crotch. He kept saying stuff like 'slamming' and other stuff that could be taken as innuendo. I couldn't stop laughing, so I hid behind the computer so I wouldn't get in trouble. Okay, so today Skankman wore the now infamous outfit. I think Cat, Lia, and I have the best luck ever, in Government there were three eligible groups to do thier presentations, and our group wasn't chosen to go! And now, the part you've all been wait for, quotes:

1. Oh, wait, I want to molest a chip -- Lia

2. Out of the weirdest pictures I will ever taste -- Cat

3. I'm going out on a vouch -- Lia -- she meant limb, I personally think she's crazy

4. I was so preferred -- Cat

5. My other ones are small and heavy -- me -- yeah, I don't remember

6. There was an "avec" in there, so it's something with his sausage --Cat

7. Oh damn, I tried to put it in the wrong end -- me -- once again I don't remember, maybe I have a slight case of amnesia

8. Homo-gay sounds fun....e -- me -- we were watching the show "Playing it Straight" and I was pondering the non-word of homo-gay and I meant to say funny, but I said fun instead

9. As opposed to what? Hetero-gay? -- Cat -- her reply to homo-gay

10. I love him...but not like I want to rape him or anything -- me -- I wonder who it is I love?

11. At least you don't sound like a fat man when you laugh -- Cat

12. Yeah, I want you to do me for ten minutes -- Lia

13. I'm doing Lia -- Cat

14. You're all sideways -- Cat

15. I won't touch anywhere near there ever again -- Cat -- I must say that the last few quotes were pretty questionable, Cat

16. Therasic-stick -- Lia

17. That's what Lia get's from summer institution -- Cat

18. Do you know where my fingers are? -- Lia -- may I be the first to say WOAH!!

19. It was a song about a threesome but I kinda like it -- Lia -- Ah-hem, WOAH!!

20. I was Cobb-sessed -- Cat

21. You can fed 'em popsicle style -- Cat

22. I'm gonna be on Porter today -- Lia

23. All my balls are going to the left -- me -- whenever I bowl, the ball veers to the left

24. I did you until 3:21 -- Lia -- Uhhh.....HOMO-GAY!!

25. I was standing there unhooking myself -- me -- I was unhooking my bra under my shirt and felt the need to tell everyone

Now that the quotes are done, you may discuss this topic among yourselves: Sandpaper Penis. Good you're finished. I had the history channel on today (yeah, I know I'm a dork) and apparently there are people who don't believe the Holocaust really happened. That put me in an instant bad mood. Now I've gotta go and eat dinner. Byebye.

pointless ramblings

I forgot, Cotton Eye Joe is the best song ever.

oh the wonders of being three

I think I studied my ass off last night. I attempted to anyway, my mom's friend came over last night, so I had to watch her 3 year old son. He's really cute, but he's so loud. He wanted to watch Shrek, so I put it on my computer, and then all he wanted to do was dance. Then he peed on my chair. I could have killed him, but he's too cute to be mad at. Oh, and by the way, I had a really good time cleaning it up. I'll put up some quotes later today, I have to find them, they're in my bedroom somewhere.

woah

Does this come off? -- Cat -- asking about the kimono on Lia's Japanese doll

those damn heavy balls

I am officially the worst bowler. We bowled two games, the first one, I got an impressive 66, however the second game I got 12 gutter balls, and my score was 46. I blame the balls, they're too heavy. I guess I'll post some pictures tomorrow.

i'm having a party inside my head

I don't think one funny thing happened today. Okay, so maybe I'm over-exaggerating a little, but on the whole, it was boring as hell. I had to watch The Count of Monte Cristo in French, but it was a really old and poorly acted version. Not of over-emphasize it, but the acting completely sucked. And none of the wigs fit right. Anyway, Government was unbelievably depressing, Mrs. Christopher had to explain what happened to Justin Mello to a guy who didn't live here at the time, then we started talking about all the people who have died this year at L'Anse Cruese(sp?). Lunch was fun though, I had to use up the rest of the film on my camera so I told Cat to go and take photos of random people. It was a blast. I think she took a picture of Allison Deeb's eye though......weird. I still haven't finished Skankman's research paper, I'm almost done though, maybe one more paragraph left. Speaking of Skankman, he wore the skank pants again today. I have a little party in my head everytime I see him wearing those. Wait, that sounded unbelievably wrong....Let me try and explain: Everytime I see him wear them, it makes me happy that I'll have something to blog about. I doubt that I'll ever hear the end of that one. I think I'm gonna go bowling with my brother tonight instead of watching Survivor, he's kinda depressed right now and bowling is the best answer to depression. Speaking of, my all time high score is 96. I'll leave you with one quote, then I must go and finish that ridiculous research paper. Fine it isn't ridiculous, just a pain in my ass. Oh, and I'm getting some pictures developed as we--as I speak, so maybe I'll put some up. Now you can have your stupid quote.

If I see a tongue, I'll freak out -- Mrs. Wilk

i wish i had a life

Oh my gosh!! I typed in a google search for this british show called 24seven and it took me to The Best Site EVER!!! I was laughing for about a half of an hour at this. Go check it out.

mystery meat

Oh, I forgot, today at lunch I had a strange *meat*, it really could have been anything.

frosty and the buddhas

Skankman is officially number 1 on the gay suspicion list. He used the word 'super' in a sentence, he calls me 'hun', and he said that Kyle Yost's hair was cute. Maybe he's the sweet transvestite. Anyway, I don't have much to say today, except that I was talking to Joel in physics and I had this hot pink (sorry, I couldn't resist using the best color ever) bracelet and we decided that it looked like snowmen and buddha's. Don't ask, we have a lot of time to ponder nothing. So then we went off on a tangent, which by the way is one of my favorite things to do, and decided that Frosty and the Buddhas would be a really cool band. I'd be the lead singer. Byebye.

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Yay, I fixed it!!

ich bin dumm

Oh how I loathe thee. I think I just deleted the comment thing.

once you go pink...

By the way this pink is HOT!! I don't think I can go back to blogging in black.

i am just a sweet transvestite

I have nothing to blog about right now, I guess that's lucky because my blog is being stupid anyway. Skankman is sorta freakin' me out though, he's being really nice to me, and I don't know why. Oh, and he said something about his husband today. Hmm.........I think he was joking, but that puts him near the top of the gay suspicion list. He he. He also said he wasn't black today, it was pretty random. Anyway, that's just about all for today, but I think Cat has a few 'stupid things Sam says' to post. In case anyone was wondering, I am just a sweet transvestite.

guys do have outfits

I can't believe I forgot, Skankman wore the skanker outfit again. Oh, and my brother said guys don't have "outfits". I beg to differ.

i apologize in advance

I don't have one thing to blog about today, I've had an eventless weekend. Oh, I went to Ashley's house to film our 1 act play and I actually didn't screw up my lines at all!! What has the world come to? And one more thing, my mom was watching Alias on dvd and she paused it to talk to me, then she looked back at the tv for about a minute until she realized that the people on the screen weren't moving, I think she was really tired. Bubbye.

survivor sucks ass

Wow, I didn't even sleep in this morning. I watched Survivor last night, what a waste of time. I would like to be the first to say that Sue Hawk is a big fat baby. Sure, I wouldn't have wanted Richard to hit me with Richard jr. on a small piece of wood that was holding three people on it, but I wouldn't have left the show because of it! Sorry, I had to get that one out of my system.

mars...the wet planet

Oh, before Stephanie kills me, she said that I give a whole new meaning to chicken breast! Anyway, I really hate English right now, I don't wanna do an essay and the stupid one act thing, I'm really not in the mood. I'm so excited, I wore my Frank'N'Furter shirt today, people kept asking me who it was and at one point, I looked down and saw his eye and it was looking up at me so I freaked out for about a half of a second. I think I bombed the math test today, I sorta stopped thinking after a mind numbing French class. Oh, and one more thing before the quotes, yesterday, Lia had me listen to this song by NoFX called Nubs and it was the funniest thing ever. Onto the quotes:

1. Is it hot, I mean hard -- Cat -- oddly enough, she was asking about the math test. It was very hot.

2. Catherine's giving him leg -- Lia -- I want to know what the hell giving leg is

3. Mars the wet planet -- CNN Student News -- that makes me think of bad things

4. I didn't know they were lips, I thought it was a couch -- Lia -- the next one immediately followed this one

5. Are you talking about trading spaces? -- Amanda -- no, we weren't talking about trading spaces

6. Amanda, you put the Asian in Caucasian -- Kriss

7. So you're poppin' out your own cousins? -- Lia

8. That's like being scared of your boobs -- Amanda

9. No, you're just going stupid -- me -- Cat is going stupid

10. I wonder who the first known gay man was, I mean who started all the gayness? -- Cat -- Legal???? If you're not Cat, disregard the last comment

11. That's me, unless he named his winky John -- John Abundis -- Winky??

12. I'm not going under Mr. Lisica (sp?) -- Joel Cunnings

13. Whoa, funny bone action -- Jessica Van Mourik

I must leave you all now, the dishes are calling my name. Don't go givin' any leg, and if you must, ALWAYS wear pants!!

rick oh shet!

I'm so frickin' tired right now, I just finished writing the paper for Skankman's class. I'm just awake enough to put some quotes from today up, oh and Cockney is a good word:

1. It didn't hurt in my mouth, but then my throat got a hold of it -- me -- I would explain it, but it's just such a fun one.

2. Make sure you get every last drop of it -- Lia

3. By golly gosh I've managed to bite it off -- Cat

4. Look at how long it is today -- me -- once again, I feel that this one is better left alone.

5. It's a progress in work -- Mrs. Wilk -- trying to sound smart but failing miserably.

6. What does ricochet mean? -- Siderella (sp?) -- But she didn't say ricochet like a normal human being, she said RICK OH SHET!

And I'm spent! Wait, not yet, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!! It's my brother's 27th birthday today.

why must people resort to throwing chicken?

I don't have much to write today, but I was pelted in the boob with a peice of chicken at lunch today. Here's the quotes:
1. If it don't fit in one hole, I put it in the other -- Melissa Anderton

2. This girl is so small and she had me pinned down -- Stephanie

Oh, and Richard Hatch from Survivor is nasty, he really needn't be naked. Bubbye.

blowing suck shit

Oh my God!! I said "lying sack of shit" and my mom thought I said "blowing suck shit"