Thursday, March 31, 2005

Chicago baby!

I'm going to Chi-ca-go! Yeah, you heard it, Chicago...Jealous? Tough nuggies, we all can't have awesome gay uncles, who by the way, live just paces from a Starbucks, now can we?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Hi Hi Hiya

Okay okay okay! I got a puppy! I'm so happy. I've had a pretty okay few days...I just haven't had the time to blog. Well...lets see...on Saturday, I went to Timmy's with Lia and did homework...for Easter...I waitressed...but that's a hundred dollar bill baby! On Monday, I waitressed again. Tuesday was interesting to say the least. Well...first, I went to the Rec to get my letters of recommendation from Kasy and I talked to Amanda, the girl I practically grew up with from ages 2 to 5, and I found out that she went to London over Christmas break. Awesome. Oh, and her mom, Kasy, found some old pictures of me and Cat from when we were like 6...but she didn't show them to me yet...she said that there's one of us playing in the mud in our bathing suits...Awww. So then, Cat and I went to Timmy's to do our extra credit project for History, then we went to her house to type it up. After that, we decided that we couldn't just let the beautiful day go to waste, so we decided to go out driving with the windows down and Savage Garden blaring. Then I decided that it was time for Cat to learn how to drive stick shift. She actually did really good...for being a retard. She went on the main road and everything! Then I found out what my graduation present is from my uncle. All I can say is woot! Then Lia, Cat and I went and saw 'Guess Who'...its was okay, but I thought it would be better, damn Bernie Mac. Then I went home and went to bed. Today I waitressed and it was uneventful until about 3:45, when my mom showed up with a brand new puppy!! We named her Doris...but it'll be Dori for short, cuz that's just cute.

Friday, March 25, 2005

1. I’ve never smoked a cigarette. (true)
2. I’ve never had sex. (true)
3. I’ve never tasted beer. (false) -- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!
4. I’ve never had straight A's. (false)
5. I’ve never been arrested. (true)
6. I’ve never been naked in a public place. (true)
7. I’ve never stolen anything. (false)
8. I’ve never been drunk. (true)
9. I’ve never had stitches. (true)
10. I’ve never given oral sex. (true)
11. I’ve never received oral sex. (true)
12. I’ve never gotten in a yelling argument with a teacher. (true)
13. I’ve never boughten a thong. (true)
14. I’ve never cried while listening to music. (false)
15. I’ve never kissed anyone of the opposite sex on the lips. (false)
16. I’ve never kissed anyone of the same sex on the lips. (true)
17. I’ve never been on a plane. (false)
18. I’ve never had to use a wheelchair. (true)
19. I’ve never written poetry. (false)
20. I’ve never tried to commit suicide. (true)
21. I’ve never cut myself. (true)
22. I’ve never had a sleeping disorder. (false)
23. I’ve never had a blood disorder. (false)
24. I’ve never had a mental or personality disorder, notincluding depression. (true)
25. I’ve never been depressed to the point of suicidecontemplation. (true)
26. I’ve never had a detention. (true)
27. I’ve never contemplated the meaning of life. (false)
28. I’ve never been camping. (false)
29. I’ve never had the chicken pox. (false)
30. I’ve never had food poisoning. (false)
31. I’ve never been to Canada. (false)
32. I’ve never been or dated a cheerleader. (true)
33. I’ve never done any drugs. (true)
34. I’ve never hit an adult. (true)
35. I’ve never thrown a punch at a non-relative. (false)
36. I’ve never cried in a movie theater. (false)
37. I’ve never been afraid of thunderstorms. (false)
38. I’ve never been in a car crash. (false)
39. I’ve never been accused of doing drugs by my parents. (true)
40. I’ve never been caught parking by the police. (true)
41. I’ve never been caught having sex by the police. (true)
42. I’ve never car flirted. (false)
43. I’ve never convinced anyone that I was a homosexual. (false)
44. I’ve never been ticklish. (false)
45. I’ve never read a trashy sex novel. (false)
46. I’ve never been confused about my sexuality. (true)
47. I’ve never been a star in a school play. (false)
48. I’ve never had cancer. (true)
49. I’ve never told a seriously important secret that belonged to someone else. (true)5
0. I’ve never been photographed naked. (true)
51. I’ve never studied for a test. (false)
52. I’ve never been in love. (true)
53. I’ve never been to church. (false)
54. I’ve never considered myself religious. (true)
55. I’ve never considered myself atheist. (true)
56. I’ve never attended a private school. (true)
57. I’ve never attended a public school. (false)
58. I’ve never broken anything. (true)
59. I’ve never liked Christian music. (true)
60. I’ve never been comfortable around unfamiliar people. (false)
61. I’ve never been sexually assaulted as a child. (true)
62. I’ve never lied to my parents about where I am. (false)
63. I’ve never cried while watching TV. (false)
64. I’ve never cheated on my boyfriend/girlfriend. (true)
65. I’ve never been cheated on by my boyfriend/girlfriendthat I’m aware of. (true)
66. I’ve never had an immediate family member die. (true)
67. I’ve never met at least one of my grandparents (true)
68. I’ve never skipped school without permission. (false)
69. I’ve never had a beloved pet die. (false)
70. I’ve never had surgery. (true)
71. I’ve never killed an animal. (true)
72. I’ve never shot a gun. (false)
73. I’ve never pulled an all nighter. (false)
74. I’ve never gone swimming at 3 in the morning. (false)
75. I’ve never skinny-dipped. (false)
76. I’ve never had a good friend move away. (false)
77. I’ve never slept naked. (true)

I feel bad for waitresses

Holy crap, I waitressed for some function last night at heels. Why do I set myself up for pain? It would have been fine if I had brought shoes to change into after the hour and a half party, but no...I choose to be a genius and end up wearing these disgustingly uncomfortable shoes for more than four hours. The balls of my feet still hurt. They kind of feel like they've been beaten with a chicken tenderizer, and if you don't know what that is, its an evil little mallet with sharp points. I've gotta go though, talk to y'all laters.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005


I sound like a fucking walrus when I attempt to breathe. And my mom thinks I'm faking. You can't fake these noises...they're just special. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Sunday, March 20, 2005

01. I have never kissed someone of the same sex on the lips. (well...not on the lips...tee hee)
02. I see a therapist.
03. I'm the youngest child.
04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness.
05. I have gauged ears.
06. I wear black eyeliner every day.
07. I am extremely influenced by kindness.
08. I love to write.
09. I can't live without lipgloss.
10. I'm probably emotionally scarred.
11. I lived in Tahoe.
12. I spend money I have.
13. I'll be in college for over 4 years.
14. I love designer handbags.
15. I've had a concussion before.
16. I'm not good with confrontation.
17. I loved the Backstreet Boys.
18. I have more than a couple horrible memories.
19. I'm addicted to Degrassi.
20. I've tried writing poetry before and failed.
21. My first kiss was unexpected.
22. I'm not a fan of rap.
23. I love taking pictures.
24. I don't like girls who are fake.
25. I can be mean when I want to.
26. I love AFI.
27. I have kissed someone who's name starts with a "B".
28. I have way too many pairs of shoes.
29. I was into Hot Wheels as a child.
30. I dress how I feel that day.
31.My room is painted a color other than white.
32. I cry very easily.
33. I'm always early.
34. I barely ever study for tests.
35. My birthday is my favorite holiday.
36. I have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
37. I am a morning person.
38. I wish I was smarter.
39. I believe that it is wrong to be gay.
40. I think that its perfectly okay to be gay.
41. No one REALLY knows me.
42. I don't have many bad hair days.
43. I fight with my parents.
44. I am passionate about my interests.
45. I have had the chicken pox.
46. I'm a hopeless romantic.
47. I feel empty sometimes but so does everyone.
48. I am/was most likely clinically depressed at a point in my life
49. I am no longer depressed.
50. I am very outgoing.
51. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
52. I can be very insecure.
53. I don't notice it, but I've been told I'm very softspoken.
54. I hate ignorant people.
55. I love the color yellow.
56. I love guys that play the guitar.
57. I state the obvious.
58. I'm a happy person.
59. I have absolutely no self-confidence.
60. I've contemplated suicide.
61. I hate cleaning my room.
62. I tend to get jealous.
63. I like to play video games.
64. I love John Mayer.
65. I get more upset when I see an animal hurt than a person.
66. I'm a vegetarian or a vegan.
67. I've had a crush on a teacher before.
68. I am too forgiving. (I am the antipode of this! Blame the Italian gene...we're weird)
69. I bite my nails sometimes.
70. I have a good sense of direction.
71. I've never had a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
72. I've played a musical instrument for over 5 years.
73. I can function perfectly well without a girlfriend/boyfriend.
74. I love kisses on the forehead.
75. I love the color blue.
76. I don't sew.
77. I am not addicted to drugs.
78. I wear contacts.
79. I hate it when people say they hate Bush.
80. I hate Bush.
81. I don't take criticism well.
82. Conformity is stupid.
83. Chris Carrabba is one of the sexiest men alive.
84. So is Conor from Bright Eyes.
85. I love my family.
86. I don't mind getting shots.
87. I am a perfectionist when it comes to certain things.
88. I always wanted to learn to play the drums.
89. I play the guitar.
90. I'm probably going to have premarital sex.
91. I have had Mono.
92. I am very religious.
93. I still act like a little kid. (at times)
94. I am ridiculously indecisive.
95. I believe in a higher power or some form of an afterlife.
96. I love music.
97. I'm in love.
98. I have problems letting go of people.
99. Jesse Lacey writes some of the most amazing lyrics ever.
100. I don't really like ice cream.
101. I have freckles.
102. My birthday is in December.
103. Brody Dalle is pretty.
104. I like older guys.
105. I've gotten in numerous fights, and have won most of them.
106. I get bored very easily.
107. My parents are divorced.
108. I don't even know what my natural hair color is anymore.
109. I get really anxious in big crowds of unfamiliar people.
110. I'm dating my cousin.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Someone doesn't want me to get my beauty sleep...

I've been awake since I talked to Telly for an hour though, it was good fun. yesterday, I went to Costco with my mum...I don't understand why they have everything there. I bought a swim suit, scrubs, 480 plastic cups and the largest jar of pickles I have ever seen. I mean this jar was gigantic...but more importantly...why do they have everything. "Ya know how things are wrong in Cat's head...?" Yeah, well it is wrong in my head to be able to buy scrubs, a swim suit, 480 plastic cups and pickles in the same store...that's why I hate Meijer...its too convienent. Wow...that makes me sound duuuuuumb. (insert blank stare) So...I have so much Gd homework today and my brother has to fix all the Gd computers and I have to work...Kill me. I feel so disconnected...I've talked to no one all weekend...well...I haven't talked to Cat and Lia all weekend. Maybe they're forming an alliance against me and I'm getting kicked out...*sniffle*...Haha...I hope not. Au revoir mes amis.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Adventures at EMU...

Well, I must say, driving to EMU for the state swim meet with Cat was a hell of a lot better than being in school. We left around 7:15 in the morning and then around 8:30....we got lost in Detroit. Let's make that more clear...I got us lost in Detroit. I got confused by the gigantic road said North and one said South and they express way was splitting, so I took South because Eastern IS NOT north of us. Yeah...we got lost in the ghetto. It was frightening. Our doors could not have been any more locked, I can be sure of that. When we got there, Justine greeted us...It was pretty cute. Justin and Matt did really good, Justin in the 200 Free and the 100 Fly and Matt in the 50 Free, but neither of them made it to Finals, which is today.

Oh, I'm not all that impressed with Eastern's seemed kinda ghetto like. Their was two redeeming factors though, they had an olympic pool and their was a giant penis in the middle of Ypsilanti...I think it was supposed to be a water tower or tower of some sort. It was awesome. The entire ride there and back, as promised, Cat and I sang our asses off...yay.

You guys are gonna laugh when I tell you which movie I rented for my parents last night.........The Forgotten. Ha! It was still confusing the second time around. I think I fell asleep near the end of it though, because I never ended up talking to Lia and I know I was supposed to last night. SORRY! I have sleep problems lately :)

Okay, I have to get off of the computer, my mom is getting mad at me, even though I'm usually not awake at this time...she's so weird. Laters my home dawgs. (shoot me NOW)

Saturday, March 5, 2005

Sa-fucking-lut! I think I know why I've been falling asleep so freakin' early, I caught me a sinus infection! So yeah...shoot me now. Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me now. Sorry Lia, if you've tried to call any later than like 9:30, I can guarantee that I've been out like a light. Okay, I hafta go, my aunts (I so typed anus first on accident) house awaits. Much Love homies.

Wednesday, March 2, 2005


Awwwwwwww...I don't want Dex and Telly to move...Really bad. I feel really sorry for Megan, she was a wreck today. I really don't have much to say...but we did play an awesome game of Tourettes today, we got like 8 people to play at one point. "Bitch Ass Fuck Damn Bastard Slut Whore Shit!" I'm signing off for tonight, my fellow bloggers. Au revoir.