Wednesday, September 28, 2005

ADD to DEAD in 1 hour flat

Okay, not to focus on the fish forever, but Jack, the ADD fish, was fine at 2 when I left for psych, then when we returned, he was dead. WTF? I'm so confused. These fish have got to be diseased. Laters.

We have more fish

Yay... the other day, we got 2 more fish from Meijer... they better not die. Anyways, their names are Will & Grace, the natural choice since we already have a Jack, that seems mildly ADD. Anyhoo, I'm coming home this weekend, so anyone who wants to get together, gimme a call. I hear there's going to be a surprise guest at my house this weekend when I return, I wonder who it could be. I'm trying to think what I've been doing the last few days, but I haven't done much.

Monday-- I didn't do jack shit, I think I went to class and did homework. End of sentence. Okay... and Cat French braided my hair and it turned out sexy.

Tuesday-- Long ass day. Ummm... started by going to Economics really early and not falling asleep, then I had brekkie with Ben. After that, I went to French, then I came home and took a nap because I've been feeling like crap. Then I went to ASL. Then I came home and took another nap. Then I went to a Psych experiment that took exactly 4 minutes, then I came home and "did homework", ie AIM, Facebook, etc., then I actually did do homework. Then came dinner, then we stuffed safe sex kits, which I was very proud of my folding capabilities. THEN we had program board. It was good fun. Then I came home and did my homework and was in bed by 12. Oh, and Cat French braided my hair again. So its all curly today.

I think I'm going to go play Mario for 45 minutes, then go poster in Ronan for Program Board, then actually go to class @ 2:00. Hooray for Psychology! Oh, today, I lost one of my contacts, I thought that I just completely forgot to put it in, but it wasn't in its case. I suck at life and I couldn't see until I got home from lunch. Je suis pathetic.

Monday, September 26, 2005

This fishie has two mommies...

Well... Yesterday, Cat and I adopted two goldfish, a black one and a regular one. The black one died overnight... his name was Jose... and he was my fish. Damnit. Anyhoo, Jack is the regular one and he's a happy fish. I got a comforter for 5 dollars yesterday, I was so excited, IT'S HOT PINK!! But yeah... I have to go to psych, so I'll continue laters. Muah.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

I Know This Was A Waste Of Time


001. What is your name? Samantha Terese Underwood

002. Spell your name backwards: doorednU esereT ahtnamaS

003. Date of birth: 09/03/1987

004. Male or female? Female

005. Astrological sign: Virgo

006. Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, Spud, Samanthawulf, Samisa, Samamantha Under... I'm sure there's more

007. Occupation: Dietary Aide at the Village & Counselor at Rec

008. Height: 5'3.5"

009. Weight: Fuck off

010. Hair color: Brown

011. Eye color: Hazel

012. Where were you born? Mt. Clemens General Hospital

013. Where do you reside now? CMU Larzy 319 / New Baltimore, MI

014. Age: 18

015. Screen names: scutta32 & Samamantha Under

016. E-mail addy:

017. What does your screen name stand for? Scutta32 - Part of family's hometown in Italy + My lucky number Samamantha Under - an odd nickname that caught on

018. What is your LJ name? Excuse me, LJ? No LJ here.

019. What does your diary name stand for? No Diary either.

020. Pets: My 4 year old black cat, Woody

021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthdaycake? 9

022. Piercings? One in each ear

023. Tattoo's? Nope

024. Shoe size: 11

025. Righty or lefty? Right

026. Wearing: Cropped Hawaiian PJ bottoms, Central Longsleeve shirt, light blue bra & pink striped underpants

027. Hearing: Sugar We're Going Down

028. Feeling: Tired

029. Eating/drinking: A sip of Pepsi ten minutes ago

~Friends Stuff~

Which one of your friends is the....

030. Craziest? Ashley Ellerbe

031. Loudest? Stephanie

032. Nicest? Allison Deeb

033. Bitchiest? You know who you are

034. Life of the party? Stephanie

035. Jock? Cooper

036. Prep? Lia

037. Rebel? Amy

038. Cutest? Dex

039. Best friend of the same sex? Cat

040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Dave Shelley

041. Most popular? Stephanie

042. Rudest? Stephanie

043. Most shy? Michelle

044. Ditziest? Lia

045. Smartest? Cat

046. Weirdest? Andy

047. Has the best hair? Cat

048. Best personality? Cat

049. Most talented? Ben Bourlier

050. Most ghetto? Megan Leech

051. Most spoiled? Lia

052. Drama queen? Amanda Fackler

053. Pain in the ass? Cat

054. Funniest? Cooper

055. Best advice giver? Cat

056. Druggie? I don't wanna say...

057. Most likely to join a cult? Kelley ;)

058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? Ben Bourlier ( I love you!)

059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Amanda Fackler

060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 69

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~

061. Have you ever been in love? Nope

062. How many people have you told "I love you" and meant it? Family & Bestest Friends

063. How many people have you been in love with? None

064. How many people have you kissed? 3

065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Just a friendly peck on the cheek... no lesbian lovin' for me

066. How many people have you dated? 3

067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? personality

068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality... that's a bold faced lie... his eyes.

069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? The ones who's personalities work with mine

070. Do you have a bf/gf? Nope

071. If so where did you meet them? eh...

072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? eh...

073. Do you have a crush right now? Yep

074. If so who is it? Shyeah right

075. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in like at first site... love comes later

076. Do you remember your first love? I hope so

077. Who is the first person you kissed? John

078. Do you believe in fate? Nope

079. Do you believe in soul mates? Yeah, why not.

080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? Hopefully

~Sex Stuff~

081. Are you a virgin? Yes

082. If not when/at what age did you lose your virginity? haha...

083. Who did you lose it to? haha...

084. Do you masturbate? You make me wanna throw up a little bit in my mouth

085. Have you ever had an orgasm? No sex, no orgasm

086. Ever used food during sex? A tablespoon of sugar

087. Have you ever videotaped a sex session? I'm the next Paris

088. Favorite sexual position? Reverse Cowgirl

089. Number of sex partners you've had? Nada

090. Ever sleep with someone you don't know? Will you think less of me if I say yes

091. Name a sexual fantasy you have actually acted out: SPOONING

092. Do you talk dirty during or before sex? I'm gonna fart in your mouth

093. Do you like to be spanked? Only on my birthday

094. Are you a tease? Depends on who you ask

095. Are you kinky? Duh...

096. Do you like bondage? Whips and chains are my life

097. Do you go down? Town?

098. Ever have sex with your best friend? Only in my dreams... ok, NO

099. Ever have unprotected sex? Nope, wrap it in foil before you check my oil

100. Ever had an STD? nope

101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would itbe? Brad Pitt. End of story.

102. Are you pregnant right now or think you may bepregnant? I hear Immaculate conception is on the upturn right now

103. Have you ever had an abortion? Not to my knowledge
~Family Stuff~

104. How many siblings do you have? 1

105. What are your parents names? Sue & Glenn

106. What are your siblings names? Jason

107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3

108. How many siblings does your father have? 2

109. Where are your parents from? The United States

110. Is your family close? We put the fun in dysfunctional

111. Does your family get together for holidays? Sometimes

112. Do you have a drunk uncle? Yep, my daddy's brother

113. Any medical problems run through your family? Got an hour or two to kill?

114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? God, I hope not

115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No, Jason Daniel Underwood, I expect some soon though

116. Are your parents divorced? Nope

117. Do you have step parents? Nope

118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Possibly

119. If so for what? Don't ask

120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Umm... YEAH. Italy and like 46 million other countries, I'm a freakin' mutt.

~Music Stuff~

121. What song do you swear was written about you or yourlife? Yep, that one by Gwen Stephanie "Don't Speak", and a few others

122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? BOY GEORGE

123. What's the best cd you own? There's too many to decide, all my CDs kick ass

124. What song do you absolutely hate? RAP

125. Do you sing in the shower? Who doesn't

126. What song reminds you of that special someone? I'll have to look into that


152. Color: Hot Pink

153. Food: Spinach Salad

154. Song: Elton John "Funeral For A Friend"

155. Show: Grey's Anatomy

156. School subject: Psychology

157. Band/singer: Savage Garden

158. Animal: My kitty

159. Outfit: My work scrubs

160. Radio station: 96.3

161. Movie: Rocky Horror, Big Eden

162. Pair of shoes: Adidas Sandals

163. Cartoon: Popeye

164. Actor: Eric Schweig & Kevin Kline

165. Actress: Katherine Heigl

166. Potato chip: Je n'aime pas

167. Drink: Cranberry Juice (4 oz cups)

168. Alcholic drink: Yeah, I'm a wimp

169. Holiday: Fourth Of July

170. Perfume/cologne: Obsession

171. Pizza topping: Pineapple

173. Lunch meat: Turkey

174. Board game: Scrabble

175. Video game: Mario 3

176. Website:

177. Book: Harry Potter

178. Computer game: Jeopardy, Sims

179. Number: 32

180. Cereal: Golden Grahams

181. Comedian: Dane Cook

182. Dessert: Chocolate

183. Disney character: I'm not a Disney person

184. Clothing store: Old Navy

185. Pasttime: Reading

186. Teacher: Mrs. Len

187. Childhood toy: Super Teddy

188. Carnival game/ride: Scrambler

189. Candy bar: Take 5

190. Magazine: The Week

191. Salad dressing: Vinegar & Oil

192. Thing to do on the weekend: Sleep... Study... Fuck around

193. Hot drink: Hot chocolate

194. Season: Summer

195. Sport to watch: Swimming & Men's Gymnastics (Olympics Baby)

196. Person to talk to online: COOPER!

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

197. What color are your sheets? Blue & Orange

198. What color are your bedroom walls? Sterile White

199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes

200. If so of what? Rocky Horror, Anatomy Of The Brain, Kissing The War Goodbye, An Insanely Large British Flag

201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yep

202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3

203. What do you normally sleep in? PJ pants & a shirt

204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: warm comfy pjs

205. What size bed do you have? Twin

206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Bunkbed

207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No

208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Not usually

209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I got held liable for an elderly patient dying in the elevator

210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not no more, dad made me leave super teddy at home

211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? I'm a kicker... so 1 or 2

212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? however I fall asleep

213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Kinda

214. Do you snore? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie here

215. How about drool? When I'm real sick

216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yeah

217. What color is the carpet in your room? Blue

218. What's under your bed? Wires

~This or that~

219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi

220. Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels

221. Day/night: Day

222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: West

223. Heaven/hell: Hell will be more fun, all my friends will probably be there anyways

224. Make love/have sex: Fuck

225. Coffee/tea: Tea

226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Neither

227. Rap/rock: Rock

228. Britney/Christina: Neither

229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss

230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World

231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys

232. Silver/gold: Silver

233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas

234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell

235. Sweet/sour: sour

236. Punk/emo: Punk

237. Hot/cold: hot

238. Winter/summer: Summer

239. Spring/fall: spring

240. Operas/plays: Plays

241. Read/watch tv: Read

242. Cd's/tapes: CDs

243. Dvd's/vhs: Dvds

244. Old/new: It depends

245. Shorts/skirts: skirts

246. Pink/red: PINK

247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Depends on the photo

248. Meat/vegetables: Vegetables

249. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican

250. Commercials/infomercials: You can't like 2 asinine things

251. Scary movies/comedies: All in the mood

252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: One piece for fatties

253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals

254. Dogs/cats: Dogs... until we got Doris... So now cats

255. Unicorns/fairies: Unicorns

256. Water/land: Water

257. Sugar/spice: Sugar

258. Black/white: White

259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons

260. Chicken/beef: Chicken

261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white christmaslights: White

262. Cars/trucks: Cars

263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Bond, James Bond

264. Popcorn/pretzels: Neither

265. Hip/hop: I didn't know there was a difference

266. Passionate kiss/peck: Duh... passionate kiss

267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: ew

268. Back rub/foot massage: Back

269. Picture frames/photo albums: Albums

270. Pens/pencils: pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

271. Eminem: Once In A Chile

272. Virgins: I'm the president of the club

273. God: Eh...

274. The Osbournes: Mildly retarded

275. Reality TV: Survivor!!

276. J.Lo: Playas Gon' Play

277. Religion: Who needs to be told what to do by a million year old book?

278. Emo music: Je ne sais pas

279. Valentine's Day: Pretty cards

280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: huh?

281. Homosexuals: I'm in the GSA, what do you want?

282. Abortion: BAD!

283. Inter-racial relationships: Yeah, I don't care

284. Murder: She wrote

285. Death: Ahhh... The next big adventure ;)

286. Obesity: Umm.... I don't care

287. Pre-marital sex: Fuck like bunnies

288. Terrorism:Your mom likes terrorists

289. Pornography: Gimme some poorn and pancakes

290. Fortune tellers: THEY LIE

291. Threesomes: Menage Trois

292. Prostitution: An honest way to get herpes

293. Politics: Let's dump everyone on an island and start over

294. Country music: My dog got hit by a car in a hurricane and then he flew into the broken fence in our back yard, I went out there to help him, but he dug a big hole and jumped in to it and died....

295. George W. Bush: Fucking asshole

296. Cloning: Stem cell research all the way

297. Britney's boobs: An economical substitute to life preservers

298. Gas prices in America: Ahhhhhhhh...they suck ass

~Name Game~

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...

299. Jack: & Jill

300. Tiffany: Lamps

301. Ben: Bourlier

302. Maria: Santos? is that a person

303. Jennifer: Aniston

304. Nicole: foot ass bitch

305. Amy: Kelley & Michelle

306. Adam: Adamo Ruggerio

307. Richard: Simmons

308. Justin: SHEILDS

309. Arnold: Palmer (who is he?)

310. Tom: Thomas Tomatoes

311. Melissa: King

313. Harold: Heraldo

314. John: eh..

315. Joel: Nicole, Ashley & Josh

316. Vanessa: Penis

317. Michelle: Culbertson

318. Kevin: England

319. Brent: Amanda's Cousin

320. Jake: Jake 'N' Bacon

321. Billy: Willy

322. Sarah: umm...

323. Natalie: Imbruiglia

324. Christy: PIPER!!

25. Nick: Hick

326. Linda: The Village

327. Taylor: Street

328. Jordan: Tennis Shoes

329. Jamie: Lia's little brother

330. Adrian: My latin lover ;) HE'S A BOY

~Have You Ever....~

331. Mooned anyone? Possibly

332. Been on a diet? yeah

333. Been to a foreign country? England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales & Canada

334. Broken a bone? Not a one

335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Yeah, swallowed a tooth

336. Swear at a teacher? Not in class...

337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instantmessages? No LJ

338. Got in a fight? A friendly spat never hurt anyone

339. Dated a teacher? Ummmmmm.... NO

340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Not that I recall

341. Thought about killing your enemy? YES

342. Gone skinny dipping? Not yet

343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? No LJ

344. Told a little white lie? My life is one big fat white lie

345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No comment

346. Stolen anything? Accidentally stole $.69 plastic bowls from meijer...

347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? You fuck ass

348. Been on tv? YEP

349. Been on the radio? Quite Possibly

350. Been in a mosh pit? nope

351. Been to a concert? Boy George, KD Lang, Bowling For Soup!

352. Dated one of your best friends? Nah, not gonna date Cat or Cooper, no matter how many times they ask

353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No

354. Deceived somebody close to you? Not on purpose

355. Broken the law? I don't think so...

356. Been to a rodeo? Yes!

357. Been on a talk show? Nope

358. Been on a game show? No

359. Been on an airplane? A million times

360. Got to ride on a firetruck? I can't remember

361. Came close to dying? Yep, thanks to the damn Asthma

362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No way Jose

363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? hundreds

364. Terrorized a babysitter? No, I was a good kid

365. Made a mud pie? Yeah and some of it got into Drunk Uncle's orange juice, which he drank unknowingly

366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? Yes

367. Snuck out of the house at night? I plead the fifth

368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No

369. Had an eating disorder? Nope

370. Felt like you didn't belong? Duh

371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes, and I don't like it at all

372. Smoked? No

373. Done drugs? No

374. Been arrested? No

375. Had your tonsils removed? No

376. Gone to camp? Engineering Camp & Rec

377. Won a bet? Sure thing

378. Written a love letter? Nope

379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? I dunno

380. Written a love poem? No

381. Kissed in the rain? Eh... don't think I have

382. Slow danced with someone you love? My dad & I pull a mean swing dance...

383. Participated in cyber sex? Possibly

384. Faked an orgasm? OOOOoooohhhhhhh Ahahhhhhhhh HARDER FASTER HARDER FASTER

385. Stolen a kiss? I'm not sure

386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? not really

387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? I don't think so

388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? Nada

389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Almost

390. Done jail time? No

391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes

392. Won a trophy? Yeah

393. Thrown up in public? Yes... In Second grade... and third grade... and almost at Bay Rama

395. Failed/got held back? Not So much

396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? No way

397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yeah

398. Taken ballet lessons? I wish

399. Attempted suicide? No

400. Cut yourself? On accident

~Childhood Stuff~

401. Did you play with Barbies? the question is, did my barbies wear clothes?

402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No

403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Yes

404. Did you play Simon? YES!!!

405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Nope

406. Did you wet the bed? When I was wee :)

407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Under my bed and in my closet a ghostie lived

408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? I always wanted to

409. Were you shy? Until third grade

410. Were you spoiled? A little... but not horribly

411. Were you abused? No

412. Did you go to the circus? Once and I hated it

413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah

414. Were you in a car accident? Yeah, on the way up north when I was three years old, then I didn't want to go because I thought that happened EVERY time we went up north

415. Did you build snowmen? We built a snow pig once

416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Probably

417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I don't have any close older cousins... maybe like 3rd

418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Shyeah!

419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in thesewer? Yes sir I did

420. Were you afraid of the dark? Still am

421. Did you have slumber parties? Heck yes I did

422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains,sleeping bags, dolls, and pajamas? No

423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Not so much

424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ andthe Tooth Fairy? Yeah, until my parents told me the truth


425. Do you believe in aliens? I'm sure they exist somewhere

426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: My printer, cell phone charger & pictures

427. Do you have any hidden talents? I can wiggle my ears... and various other weird things

428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I don't really watch videos

429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of moviewould it be? Romantic comedy

430. What would your movie star name be? Samantha

431. Do you play any sports? yeah

432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Forgotten :)

433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Meet Joe Black

434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I Heart Huckabees

435. Do you drive? Yeah

436. What is your dream car? Yellow Jeep Wrangler

437. Do you think you're good looking? How do I judge that?

438. Do others think you are good looking? I don't care

439. Would you ever sky dive? If the mood strikes me

440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No

441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 10

442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Hells no

443. Do you believe in God? No comment

444. Do you believe in Satan? No, not really

445. Do you believe there is a heaven? I don't know

446. Do you believe there is a hell? I don't know

447. Do you own a pooltable? No

448. Do you have a pool? Poor kids don't have pools

449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yeah

450. Do you like chocolate? Sure

451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? Rocky Horror

452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Somewhere around 35

453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Yeah

454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Penguin

455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Nope

456. What is your weakness? People I love

457. Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep

458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, intelligent, compassionate

459. How many kids do you want to have? three or four

460. Future daughters names: Mia, Melanie & Elizabeth

461. Future sons names: Nicholas, Kevin & Jacob

462. What is your ideal way to die? I try not to think about that stuff

463. How do you release stress? Tourettes

464. Are you a trendy person? If you wanna call it that

465. Are you an artisitic person? Kinda

466. Are you a realistic person? I think so

467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No

468. Are you a strong person? Yes

469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes

470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? My aunt Jill

471. Who is the last person to IM you? Maggie Johnston

472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes

473. Are you a deep sleeper? Not really

474. Are you a good story teller? No

475. What do you believe is your best quality? Giving advice...?

476. What is your greatest accomplishment? I have no idea

477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Neither

478. Do you do yoga? Mmmhhh... I don't know

479. Do you have your own credit card? debit card

480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? I would donate money to St. Judes & medical research. I would design the coolest house ever. I would give money to my family.

481. Do you have a check book? Yes

482. Do you like your driver's license picture? Yes

483. Do you tan easily? No, not really

484. What color is your hair naturally? brown

485. How many fillings do you have? I million, damn soft teeth

486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? One

487. Worst feeling in the world? Royalling Fucking something up and not being able to do anythign about it

488. Best feeling in the world? Helping people

489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full

490. Last thing you downloaded? Fall out boy, sugar we're going down

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your reallife? OMG

492. What do you think people think of you? That I'm... funny?

493. Are you a likeable person? I'd like to think so

494. Do you need therapy? No

495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No

496. What's the best way to be proposed to? However my guy is gonna do it will be fine

497. What kind of movie would you star in? Romantic Comedy

498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it? F - Ups

499. When are you moving? College

500. What's your favorite phrase? Your mom

Kevin and Stephanie are doing it. Are you?

Okay, I apologize for not posting, it's been a busy few days. And I've been sleeping... A lot. But anyhoo, nothing too interesting has happened lately. Umm... Thursday, we wore our GSA shirts, "Kevin and Stephanie do it. Do you?" Which is a straight ally thingie. It was good fun, got a lot of funny looks for our shirts, because they didn't know what they meant. But the presentation at the Park Library Auditorium was pretty good, we had an alright turnout.

Okay.... Friday? I tried to call Ben Bourlier's mom because it was Ben's birthday. I'll try to get a hold of him today, I love that kid. Gerontology was cancelled, so that was hot and sexy... we got our cars and I parked at a meter until 4, then we can park anywhere. The honors class was really boring, we took a group picture and as the camera man counted, I felt a sneeze coming on... when he said "THREE!" I sneezed really loud and the whole (400+) class laughed at my perfect timing.. but hey! We were facing the sun, what do they expect. Cat played mario all day long yesterday... I did most of my four year plan, with Cat's help... Then we played piano and watched Coyote Ugly. I found out something really strange last night when Cat was teaching me how to play piano... I can only play correctly when I'm focusing on something else. I screw up when I actually pay attention, so I started watching a movie that was on the tv. Good fun.

Today... Well, my Stephanie Johnston is at CMU today, so I'm going to the football game with her, it should be fun, I miss her! Then we have our show tonight, Want To See Something Funny?, Jim Gaffigan and some other funny people will be there! Woot.

Okay, its breakfast time, I'm starved. Laters.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Do you feel that you cannot control your sexual urges?

That was a question I had to answer at this psych study that we went to yesterday. It was pretty much the most random stuff ever. But it was worth the three points! Woot. Umm... I'm sitting in my room eating some cereal at the moment, the cereal is delicious though. I think this is the first morning that I've woken up and really not wanted to go to class. I really don't want to go. REAL BAD. I'll get over it, I have to go to French. I think I'll go log a few office hours today at the Program Board office today, we're having our show this weekend, BE THERE. That is if you actually live around here... otherwise, nevermind, I don't expect you to drive forever. But anyhoo, its at the Plachta Auditorium... at 8:00 pm this Saturday. It'll be marvelous. Well, I'm excited anyways. Let's see whats on the agenda for today:

French - ten to eleven
Gerontology - eleven to twelve
Program Board - twelve to one thirty
Psych - two to three fifteen
Psych Experiment - three thirty to three fifty-five
GSA - eight to God knows when...

Should be a long day, but I live on that... hmm... I kinda wanna go to the SAC today, damnit. Big Kisses.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

How could I forget?

I saw Corey and my latin lover, Adrian the other day! It was wonderful, I love those guys. Anyhoo, I realize I haven't posted in a few days, just been super busy. I have exaclty 6 minutes to post this, then I'm going down to breakfast with my buddy Ben from the terrace. Let's see, the ride back to CMU was great, we sang Savage Garden. When we returned, Amanda drove followed us to the parking lot and drove us back so we could get to swing dancing on time. THANKS AMANDA !!! Swing dancing was a lot of fun, I was forced to be a lead for a little bit, then I begged some girl to switch with me so that I didn't have to, because I didn't really know how to lead. But I got to dance with some guys that actually knew what they were doing, which is always an event.

Yesterday, I didn't have to get up until 8:00 to go to breakfast with Lia, then I came back and fell asleep until 10:00 because I didn't have to go to French class until 1:30, for a test that I probably bombed. Gerontology was interesting as always, but not notable. Then I had a psych test, which was pretty good. I'm really really liking psychology. A lot. Then Cat and I played Super Mario 3 after dinner. YAY! I love Mario. We sucked ass though. We walked up to the SAC and I ran 4.5 miles, plus however far it was to walk to the SAC, so I worked them legs... I got to take a shower right when we came home, then I went to bed, because I've been feeling like shit, so sleep is wonderful. I did have the weirdest dream last night. It was about me working in a nursing home and I helped this old lady, named Sarah Lynn, into the elevator, then went to get her purse, then she died in the elevator while I was gone for 30 seconds... needless to say, I feel like I didn't sleep at all... I gotta go get some brekkie now, laters.

Saturday, September 17, 2005


Okay, I am completely sick of people complaining to me about my friends, they are my friends and I love them, so shut your damn mouths. End of story. We're through. Done. Finito. Au revoir. Sayo-fucking-nara. Okay, now that I'm done with that rant, let's continue.

Today has been lovely, I went to El Walmarto. It was crappy. I hate Walmart a lot. I did get a thingie for my key chain though, its like a fake rappelling clip. But I like it. Then I saw Ashley Ellerbe and Amy Culbertson. Which was delightful as always. I may go to Starbucks with my Starbucks buddy, if our schedules allow it, but I got some major studying to do tonight and tomorrow before I leave. And I have an interview with my Betty tomorrow morning at 10:30 at Lesbyterian Village. I'm excited. I don't have much else to report, so I'll leave you with one last comment. I LOVE YOU!!! And you. And you too.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Yeah Super Mario 3 !!!!

I love super mario 3... it is the absolute best one & Cat and I just played it for like an hour and a half. It was hot and sexy. Soo... yeah, not much going on, I do have a fun picture to though. Umm... today, I'm going home around 4 o'clock... YESS!! Fried Chicken tonight! I'm so excited for home cooking. I have absolutely no homework this weekend, just a little bit of studying to do for some tests next week, but that shouldn't be so bad. I've finally got my meal plan down to a science, I know exactly when I can and cannot eat so I have the right amount for the week. It's very exciting.

Did anyone notice that it was so damn cold last night? I slept like a rock, apparently I was out at 12:20 when Cat got outta the shower and I didn't get up till about 9:30, so it was a good sleep. I'm really excited to go home and do laundry too, I've been saving up all week for it.

Oh, the absolute best way to spend a morning is playing hardcore Super Mario for a good hour and a half, I love that game more than I love life itself, it's so engaging, although I do get scared when I'm getting chased by those damn little ghosts with teeth, those are frightening. A few people stopped in our room just because they heard the familiar Mario music, it was quite fun. Well... I eventually have to get dressed and now is as good a time as ever, so I'll have to talk at y'all later. Big kisses.

Thursday, September 15, 2005


Well, last night, we tried to watch Sling Blade, one of my all time favorite movies... but then I turned it off to watch MTV's Sweet Sixteen show, which has these completely obnoxious people, usually girls, whoring it up for their sweet sixteen, where at least a few thousand dollars are thrown into, if not more, I'm sure every one of them could pay off my tuition for the next 7 years and still have enough money for a kick ass party. Those whorey assed bitches. <-- Exceeds the swearing quota, eh?

Today was special, as usual, I was up at 7 and I ate the last of my Golden Grahams. They were delicious. Then I went to Economics, which I hate with a passion. Duh. It was boring, as usual. Then I went to French and we pretty much discussed, in French of course, all of the stories that we've read so far. I love that class. In Ms. B's class, not that I didn't love it, because Cooper would hit me real hard if I said that, but we didn't learn any French, we did like one story per year, whereas in this class, we've already read like ten. Then I came home and we had lunch. Beautiful. Then off to my favorite class, ASL. Today, we discussed, in detail, the film that I was talking about in my previous post. It was quite a discussion, let me tell you.

I'm feeling very odd today... I've been super giggly all the damn day. It's probably as strange to experience as it is to watch. I dunno, ask Cat, she caught the wrath of the giggles today. Tonight is Tourettes and Survivor in 117 with Courtney, Amanda & Lia. Should be a fun time. I'm gonna do all of my homework tonight and tomorrow until 2 so that once we are done with HON 100B, we can leave and be home by 7-ish. Whoopie. I'm excited to go home. Gotta get more cereal. I need more cereal. I cannot live without more cereal. I'm really tired right now, it's like I'm having a sugar crash, super happy, then super tired within minutes. Its pathetic, really.

I have nothing all that interesting to say... Oh! I do! I went to my first GSA meeting ( I'm a straight ally babes, sorry ) I know y'all want me. Anyways, I really like the group of people that I hung out with, and I kinda knew a few of the people before I joined, and there's this really nice guy from my French class there, he's a sweetie. We went sidewalk chalking last night and it was fun, but I had to be alone for a little bit, so I called Cat to come keep me company and help me out. My awesome 12 year old cousin Trevor did something so cute last night though, first off, he kept calling me during the meeting, so I called him after, he thought that something was wrong with our nana because she wasn't answering her phone, turns out she lost it. Anyhoo, I told him that I was outside (it was about 10:00 pm), and he was like "ARE YOU ALONE???" and I told him I was, but Cat was coming to keep me company, then he was like "Is it a well lit area?" and I told him it was and he was all gruff and said "good". Needless to say, we stayed on the phone until Cat came to rescue me. It was so cute.

Aight, I gotta go, got some last minute stuff to do before Tourettes! I know, you're jealous. But don't fret, we'll have a Rocky/Tourettes party either on Thanksgiving or Christmas break, or both... something to look forward to, eh? Okie dokie, I'm gonna get offline now, I'm tired of vegging on the computer. I'll give ya a big ole smooch when I see ya.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005


I've fallen absolutely head over heels for that damn VJ day picture of the strangers smoochin'. I don't know why, but now its popping up everywhere. Yay. Yesterday, I forgot to post and I apologize sincerely, but I was a busy one. Let's see... I awoke around 7 o'clock to go to Economics, which I'm sure I forgot to mention that I hate that class... with a burning passion. Then I came home for two minutes, I had to go take care of my damn financial aid, they were trying to overcharge me by about 1200 dollars. Eff that. (Yes Cooper, I stole "eff"... I'm trying to at least cut down on the swearing in the blog.) Then I went to Francias, which was pleasant as always, we spoke a little French, got a little confused & I finally remembered the name of the girl that I sit next to every morning.

ASL was completely infuriating. We watched this film "For My Deaf Son". It was absolute crap. These parents couldn't decide whether or not to teach this kid sign language or oralism, so at the age of four, he could barely communicate beyond yelling and very fragmented phrases. They were so freakin' selfish, it was disgusting. The mom didn't want to teach the kid sign language because she wanted to teach him English, but he can't really understand what people are saying because his hearing aid doesn't unscramble the words. So the kid knows barely any sign language and barely any English, so he can barely communicate. ARGH!!! You'd think that these parents would at least teach him sign language to begin with so that he could have a base of a language.

I have to go to class now, I'll post more laters.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Yeah! I Changed The Boring Blog!

I know, I'm awesome. I really love that picture, I read something about it a few weeks ago in The Week magazine and bam! I love it. Anyhoo, today was pretty much the usual, boring-ish, but tolerable all the same. Gerontology is a very enjoyable class. This teacher is completely insane. I don't know if I've mentioned, but I absolutely love my Psychology class, it is pretty much the most interesting thing ever. We have the most insightful discussions in that class, like what is consciousness. Its so damn cool.

I went to the SAC again tonight, I keep loving it more and more. I think I finally figured out what runners high was, because I didn't wanna stop tonight. I ran 4.3 miles in 45 minutes... and I'm so proud of myself, it's disgusting. But that's a step up from barely being able to run a mile, I figured it out though, I can't run outside because of the allergens in the air, ie my stupid grass and tree allergy. But inside, its all good. I'm so happy, I wanna work up to ten miles, I know it sounds crazy, but I think I can do it.

I have to go do my French homework. Goodnight my loves.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

I <3 The SAC

I've fallen madly in love with the SAC. I wanna be there all the time. Yesterday I ran a mile and biked five miles, then I just did some strength training. Yeah, I know running a mile is nothing special, but I'm proud of myself, I'm not much of a runner. I found a couple of machines that I'm absolutely loving, they're mostly for working your legs, but there's this one that's really cool, I can't describe it though. Anyhoo, yesterday, I woke up and went to breakfast, then came home and studied, I accidentally fell asleep, but only for an hour and a half ;). I got back to the studying, so all I have to do today is read a little more psychology, a quick french exercize and I'll probably end up doing some med terms work. I can name all of the abdominopelvic regions! Right Hypochondriac, Epigastric, Left Hypochondriac, Right Lumbar, Umbilical, Left Lumbar, Right Iliac, Hypogastric, Left Iliac! Yess! I totally win at life.

I might do some laundry today, it seems like a good idea. I'll prolly end up going back to the SAC today as well, there's prolly not a lot of people there on Sundays. The first swing dancing lesson is today too! I'm so excited. OH! I have to return Meet Joe Black too. Well, I get to leave campus today! That's an exciting development. Well, I'm off to study psych. Yay.

Aww...damn, I just remembered that it was September 11.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Blubbering FOOLS

Yesterday was quite an interesting day, lemme tell you. I got up around 9 and went down to breakfast with Cat and Lia, which was delightful, as always. Then I came home and took a shower and went to Gerontology. Here's a quote from Prof. Malonebeach, pretending that she was an elderly man visiting his doctor:

"I can't have sex with my wife anymore because my little teeny peeny is teeny!"

So, anyways, after Gerontology, we went to lunch and then off to the Honors Convocation, where yes, I was wore a skirt. And then we had to sit in the grass, combine that with a white skirt and an allergy to grass, and you have quite an experience. But I enjoyed myself, there's a guy in my group who's from Fair Haven and he seems pretty cool. After the Honors thing, I hung out in the dorm for a while, getting homework and studying done. Which I still have more to do today and tomorrow. I hung out with Amanda & Courtney downstairs a little, then went back and watched The Notebook with them around nine. It was an absolute mess. We were crying like wounded puppies, but whenever Courtney would start crying, she would get really loud, so Amanda and I would start laughing whilst crying. I kinda wish someone woulda seen that one, it was beautiful. I hung around there for a bit and we laughed our asses off until about 12:00, when I decided that I needed to go to bed, because I was laughing like I do when I get really tired and I had the most enormous headache that you could imagine.

Today I'm gonna study, probably talk online for a little bit and get my rear end over to the SAC to work out. Leave me some saucy lovin'.

Friday, September 9, 2005

Well... Last night was an interesting one. Lauren Irwin came over and told us scary things about New Baltimore that makes me not wanna go home again and furthermore I don't ever wanna see the film they make about Morrow Road... Seems a wee bit to scary for me. Anyhoo, yesterday was a crazy one, let me tell you. I went to class and fell asleep in economics because I was so damn tired, I was writing notes and fell asleep in the middle of a word, I was rubber necking it throughout the entire class. French was marginally better, no sleepies. ASL was good as ever, we did pantomime, which was a lot of fun.

Around 4 yesterday, Lia called with the realization that we had a film review for gerontology and it was due this morning at 11:00. So we dashed up to the video store and rented Meet Joe Black for 50 cents. It was a really long movie and I cried because the ending was sad. Then Cat and I watched Fried Green Tomatoes because its the best movie ever. In the whole world. And I turned Cat into a Fried Green Tomatoes lover. Yay.

Now it is time to shower, so while I'm gone, ponder just how awesome I am.

Thursday, September 8, 2005


I am so fucking tired right now, I don't feel as if I can drag my ass across the parking lot and into my seat in economics. Mother fucker. I wanna nap, real bad.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Spreading The Love

I got a 100% on my test! I win at life. Anyways, about Tourettes, the way I see it is if everyone who knows how to play, teaches a group of their friends how to play and so on and so forth, the entire world will know how to play it in a generation or two. I want to spread the immense joy of Tourettes, its the biggest stress reliever that I can think of. And when I say people should teach others how to play, I mean you people at different schools, so we can all spread the joy. This means you, Cooper, teach all of your NY friends how to play... they'll like it. Then it will be famous... I know it. Wow... I love that game, its a scary obsession.

Okay, done with that tangent. I just wanna thank Jill & Ferzy for coming up and doing the futon and shopping and the casino, it was a blast. Oh!!! I got your card today, Unka! It was pretty cute...and pink... that's the only way to a girls heart is pink... atleast this girl's heart. I love pink.

Goooooooooooooooooooood Night!

Tourettes, coming to a dorm near you...

Okay, we introduced Tourettes to our roommates and Lia's roommates tonight. It was awesome. And we played with the door open because we are rabble rousers. It was a fucking blast... I know you're all jealous, but it can't be helped. Today was rather uneventful, went to classes then to the SAC to work my fat ass out. It was schweaty, but boy did it feel good. I think I wanna live at the SAC, its so great.

I'm gonna take a med terms quiz online, then I'll post more. Wish me luck.

It's been a good few days, we got back Monday night and Cat threw a mini surprise birthday party for me! We had cupcakes, which were delicious (Thank's Cat's mom). Cat got me this AWESOME closet shelfy thing & some little storage boxes, where I keep my drugs. Lia got me a cute backpack thing too.

Well, classes yesterday were fine, then around 3, Jill & Jenny came up with the futon & I helped them put it together. Then we went to Target & Walmart to get crates & stuff, then off to the casino to eat and lose my ass gambling. The food was okay, I'm just not a buffet person. Then I played quarter slots with Aunt Jill's money for a few hours, won some, lost a lot. It was good, it just proved to me that I never ever want to enter a casino again.

I got home and felt like fuck, I had been inhaling smoke and old people for hours on end, I smelled like a vanilla cigar. It was nasty. I felt like I was gonna hurl, but I didn't. I put up the crate/shelves & they look hot. Then I showered my stinky cigar flavored ass and went to the hall council meeting. It was boring as fuck, but I'll probably go every week. Then I came home and talked online while rearranging my crap onto the shelves. It was good for me. I finally went to bed around 12:20. This morning I woke up, brushed my teeth and went to breakfast and now I'm sitting here relaying my life's events to you fine people. Later my loves.

Sunday, September 4, 2005

Well, as y'all know, yesterday was my birthday... but it was just pretty much any other day, I went shopping with my mom & stuff. I didn't even do anything that you can't do until you're 18. I will though, I swear. We stopped at Jill's house & that was fun, then we got home and Jake & Becky were there. Jason got me a really funny Harry Potter shirt, that only Harry Potter fans would appreciate. It says "Dumbledore dies on page 596". Only a true nerd would get it. Umm... Last night, Ashley Ellerbe & I went to Starbucks. It was delicious.

Oh! Thanks to everyone who called/messaged me with happy birthday, it really did make my day :) :) :) When I typed messaged, it reminded me of massaged, which reminded me of a sensual massage. Someone try to figure out my brain.

Anyhoo... I've got a lot of shit to do, so I'll be going now.

Friday, September 2, 2005

Hola mis amigos

I recently (2 seconds ago) realized how to turn the comments back on, so you all better start leaving them, I'd feel very bad about myself if I didn't get any. I'm sitting in my living room, in the big NB, bored shitless. Well, I'm watching Six Feet Under and bored shitless. It is a delicious show. And I can't fall asleep because I'm excited, I turn 18 in about 15 minutes! Woot! But I'm not doing anything for my birthday because I'm a loser, I do get to see my brother tomorrow, which I'm excited about, since I haven't seen him in at least a good month or so.

Cat and I made the 3 hour-ish trek home today, stopping for 10 minutes at Birch Run so I could get a back pack for cheap. It's sexy & green. I don't understand why I all the sudden like green, but I do... a lot. Anyways, I gouged my finger on my cell phone holder thing and a nice chunk of skin fell off... it was only a few minutes from home though. Got home around 4. It was sexy, I immediately left and went to Selfridge with Nana and my mom. That was good fun. I saw an awesomely named cereal there, "Mini Frosted Spooners", which prompted me to call Cooper because we have a running spooning joke. You wouldn't understand. Sorry.

Anyhoo, I got some cereal, granola bars, dish soap, tampons, white out and other random junk. It was a good trip to the base. I heart tax free shopping. Oh, by the way, I want to marry Birch Run. It's simply unbelievable. Everything is constantly on sale.

I gotta go to the village this weekend to start a series of interviews with a person over 70 for my gerontology class and I know just the right person to interview, she's my favorite resident and has an interesting perspective on life. I'll prolly do that tomorrow over a nice cuppa Timmy's.

I have so much shit to do in this almost 4 day weekend. We coulda been home yesterday around 7 pm, but I had a gerontology class today from 11:00 until 11:50, I had to stay for a 50 minute class, which I could have completely blown off, but didn't because I paid for it. Damnit. I assume that I will blow it off occasionally, but only to get home to do an interview, so it is an acceptable reason. I swear its a good reason, don't pick on me.

I came home to 6 CDs that I had ordered offa BMG, they're tres sexy: Kelley Clarkston -- Breakaway, Modest Mouse -- Good News For People Who Love Bad News, Lifehouse -- Lifehouse, Counting Crows -- Films About Ghosts, Graham Colton Band -- Drive, & Fall Out Boy -- From Under The Cork Tree. Wooooooooooooooot. That's sexy, the only unsexy thing is that I have to bring them back up to school to put them on my laptop, which I really don't want to do, but I'll live. I just see myself losing the CDs... and I don't wanna, I love CDs. Speaking of, I have a whole bunch of CDs to put on my computer still, maybe I'll bring them all up this time and hide them in my trunk so I can't lose them. Maybe.

I have to remember to bring a cable splitter and a long cable cord up to school. Maybe if I put it on my blog, someone will remind me to do it. Oh! Jill & Jenny are coming up to Mt. Pleasant on Tuesday ( I could say just to visit me, because I'm awesome, but they're up for the casino). It should be a spectacular time, I get to go play the quarter slots! I also have to register to vote, which I'm uber excited about.

One last thing: Do not let boys come into your room to use your toilet, they WILL poop in it. No matter what. Especially the ever odd Donny Reinhard. The room smelled for an hour. And I'm out.

Thursday, September 1, 2005

Ugh... Rabbit Rabbit!

Oy freaking vey, I'm tired and its only 2:25, but I started at 7:00 this morning. I still stand by the idea that macroeconomics is boring as all hell. It sucks ass. But I'm done with classes by 2, and I have breaks in between, so it doesn't suck that much. I'm definitely in love with the Gorillaz right now. They're sexy... speaking of, I forgot to get Cooper to send me the song "Feel Good Inc." I love it... but I swore that I wouldn't make her send me anything else.

Yay, I'm coming home this weekend... and I'm so watching the entire 4th season of Six Feet Under with my mom and dad. I love that show. It's ultimately sexy.

My mom called my cell when I was in the middle of Economics class today. She sucks. And she didn't even call for anything important, just to rabbit rabbit me. Don't even ask what it is, if you know, you know, if you don't, you're not missing anything. Damn Ms. Vloet. Rabbit Rabbit kinda sounds like Rabid Rabbi. Which could be a little un-kosher, if you know what I mean.

It makes me mad when people drive to class. Argh, they're dumb.