Monday, August 30, 2004

My gaydar never fails

Remember Playing It Straight? Bradley is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it. Sorry Cat & Lia, I know you loved him. There were only 5 straight guys on the entire show. If you don't believe me, follow this link and go to bios.
Alex -- Law student, Washington, DC
Bill -- Event promoter, Valley Glen, CA
Bradley -- Bartender, Pflugerville, PA
Chad -- Corporate communications, Austin, TX
Chris -- Retired entrepreneur, Atlanta, GA
Eddie -- School teacher, Miami, FL
John -- Bartender, Atlanta, GA
Lee -- Financial consultant, N. Huntington, PA
Luciano -- Personal trainer, Miami Beach, FL

Banks -- Software consultant, San Diego, CA
Gust -- Real estate agent, Chicago, IL
Louis -- Manager, brokerage firm, Fort Worth, TX
Ryan -- Waiter, Santa Monica, CA
Sharif -- Musician, Arlington, VA

Saturday, August 28, 2004

Happy Birthday Daddio

Gossip Girl is gonna be a movie! ...I bet Cat will wanna see it because Lindsay Lohan is her lesbian life partner. Did I just say that out loud? Oops. *bad Sam* I was just gonna post saying that I would shut down the blog if posts didn't start picking up, so your timing is impeccable. Oh! Today's my dad's birthday, he's 48. I made him a three layer cake because I'm just that good of a daughter. I also have to figure out what to do for my mom's birthday, it's next Sunday. And if anyone was wondering *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* my birthday is on Friday. Love y'all. Mental note: Try to say y'all less often.

Friday, August 27, 2004

the happiest moment of my life

Yesterday, my aunt told me that Michael Phelps is going to swim for U of M! Maybe I'll fill out an application. That could possibly be the most shallow thing I have ever said...but who cares? Michael Phelps is going to U of M!


I'm so obsessed with the word fjord right now, and I don't know why. Yes, its an actual word...its a narrow inlet from the sea, usually bounded by cliffs. Oh, and if you don't think i'm crazy already, it came to me in a dream. So anyways, I'm the new manager for the swim team, I'm so happy! That team is like my second family...well most of them anyways. I've found new and interesting ways to be an idiot, the most recent was yesterday. I was out school shopping, so I picked up Braveheart for my dad's birthday tomorrow, then when I got home, I set it on the table and went to work. Guess who found it? DADDY!! Was it really that hard to figure out? I feel like I should get him something else now. Damn. Okay, I'm gonna get off the compute before I start taking my aggression out on the keyboard. I'll just watch some sweaty guys play volleyball.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

what not to do on a 4-wheeler

I'm such a dick. I went camping with my dad last week, and all went well until we rented 2 4-wheelers. Bad idea. So, 20 minutes after I get on mine, I find a way to crash it into a tree. And break it...$250.00 worth of damage and some beautiful bruises to accompany it. What happened was, I was going 10 mph down a hill, and I got pulled into some deep sand and I couldn't find the break, and CRUNCH!!! I hit the tree and fly about 10 feet into a patch of moss surrounded by a whole lotta wood. Then I crawled from the woods onto the path that my dad and I were on, so he would see me when he came looking for me, because I wasn't behind him anymore. I was so upset, not because I was hurt, but because my dad had to pay for the damage. I'm a dork. At some point, I'll post some pictures of both the bruises and the tree...its that good.

Saturday, August 14, 2004

Well, its been 5 whole days since my last post, though I really wouldn't call that one a post. I'm so excited, I'm going up north with my dad Tuesday night and we're gonna do a whole bunch of fun stuff, we're gonna go 4-wheeling, parasailing, horseback riding and possibly jet skiing...but don't tell my mom, she only knows that we're going up north, so if anyone leaks this information to her, I will personally kill you. On a less violent note, I've discovered that my mom's fried chicken is unbelievably good when it is cold. Speaking of fried chicken, I came home from Blockbuster on Thursday to find Cat and Chris in my kitchen, my mom in the garage and Chris frying the was a very strange scene. He's such a domestic! Oh, and I'm very mad at the sewer pipes that are in front of every house on my street right now, for undisclosed reasons...yet another thing my parents can't find out. Oh, I saw The Princess Diaries 2 the other day with Lia and Nicole, it was pretty good, but the floor was really sticky. Oh, one of my favorite residents died the other day, damn it, we aren't supposed to get attached. I'm doing my summer calculus homework right now...I could really use a good game of tourettes. Umm...I don't think that there's really anything else to cover, I just know that y'all are on the edge of your seat anyways.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

The Best Quote Ever

I think that this is one of the the absolute funniest quotes I have ever heard.
I'll come while you doink -- Cat

Monday, August 9, 2004

my so called life

I'm so boring, I haven't anything to blog about...oh, but I might be going parasailing in a week or so. Yay.

Fucking sad movies

Okay, I think that I broke my elbow. I hit it on the stupid trash compactor at work and now its still tingling. Oh, and by the way, whatever you do, DO NOT WATCH Second Hand Lions. I cried for over half of that stupid was good though.

Thursday, August 5, 2004

I'm gonna kick some ass

I'm in a bad mood about work right now, I got my 3 month evaluation last night and my supervisor told me that I was doing a good job, but when I got my evaluation, it said that I meet some expectations. Argh. So right now, work can suck it...not all of them at once though. In other news, I just had to stomach peach yogurt, and trust me, that was no walk in the park, peaches are the one of the most disgusting fruits, along with watermelon, grapefruit, and pears. I'm gonna cut this post short, because I keep staring at the wall instead of focusing on the computer screen.

Monday, August 2, 2004

daddy is a hick

Work sucked big ass today, then my dad picked me up and looked like such a hick...he wasn't wearing a shirt, he looked like he was plucked right out of Osgood, Indiana. Then we almost got hit by this girl who wasn't looking where she was driving. Oh, but anyways, at work, Lia and I had to run the mats through the dish machine and I was putting them on a rack, so I got soaking wet, I looked like I had just gone swimming. I can't wait to go to sleep. In fact, I'm gonna go to bed in 11 minutes, I just have to do the dishes first.

Sunday, August 1, 2004

Rabbit, Rabbit

Oh yeah, I've got good luck all month long!

save a horse, ride a cowboy

I'm getting fed up with the music at work, its all country all the time. Oh, by the way, I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC with a passion, there's only a select few songs that I like. It's like the people at work don't know that there is other music to listen to, just WYCD. Yes, I have memorized the radio station thing. I really want to play a game of tourettes.