"SPEAKING OF BOMBS!!"

Oh, how badly we want to put that into our newscast...too bad it has to be school appropriate, the bloopers will be kick ass though. It would almost be worth it for us to put "speaking of bombs" into the newscast...we could always play dumb..."I didn't know that was in there, honestly (insert scapegoat here) edited our film!" I think Cat would murder us and chop us up and bury us in the tunnel underneath the pool. I'm so excited, I don't have to work today! This is the first day since Christmas eve that I haven't had to work. But I do get to ruin the day by going to the doctor and cleaning my room. Oh, and by the way, my mom is forbidding me to go anywhere after work on New Years Day, she says I'm going to need my rest after working for 14 hours...which I slightly agree with...If we're doing something, I'll sneak over to Lia's for a little while and just tell my mom that we got off of work late...I think some LCR would be appropriate. Okay, I'm gonna go do some serious organizing. Salut! Oh, and I think LCR is queer beans<-- I just think it sounds funny...is queer beans bad? (Yeah Nicole!)

Don't Let Lia ZAP You

Lia is a super nerd. I let her Zap me today...ooh that sounds somewhat saucy. Remember when we were in like 4th grade and you would let someone right ZAP and a time on your hand and then right someone's name (preferably a boy's name) on your palm, and then you had to wait until said time to look at your palm otherwise you have to ask that person out? Yeah, well Lia is a nerd. This is who she Zapped me with:

The wild and untamed thing:
Paula, the 40 year old lunchperson of an unspecifified gender.

WOAH!!
Okay, now that that's over, I'm so excited! First, I'm not working a double on New Years Day, so my mom is letting me go to Lia's thing and then on Sunday morning, I'm getting my car stereo installed...I'm getting a f***ing Kenwood...I'm stoked! Yes, I realize that I just said stoked. Now I must go to Kroger to get my daddy a dessert.

Christmas time is here by golly...

...Deck the halls with hunks of holly! Salut all. I hope all your Christmases are going well. Mine went okay, but it was yesterday, cuz I'm just awesome like that. I got a new messenger bag...they are a borderline obsession now...I have like 4! And I got a gynormous bottle of my favorite perfume. Everything else was okay, those were just my favorites. Is it sad that I'm actually looking forward to working today? Because I am...I get to get dressed up around lunchtime and waitress for the main dining hall. Heck Yeah!! Now I must clean my bedroom. Bubbye.

Praying for snow didn't work out so well, huh?

Yeah...I'm not allowed to drive until my mom says so, that's how bad the f***ing snow is. Oh, and I'm not going to practice...mommy said no. Come on mom! It's only one mile! But yeah, I understand why, there's like a foot of snow out there and 4 wheel drive only goes so far. I really hope it gets better outside! My mom won't let me do anything, including doing our taping! I wish she wasn't being such a bitch about it, but she says its because she doesn't want me to get killed. Damn protective mothers. WTFF...Je n'aime pas la neige! Why can't we all live in a state that is a little less snow...remind me again why I decided to go to college here. Oy vey. More posts from the blizzard later.

Life Lessons From Lia

Lia just "taught" me how "hawk a loogie" (<-- that was spelled completely wrong)...and she did it over the phone.

The broken penis incident

Okay, I hope that got your attention...I broke some guys penis on Wednesday! I was putting my messenger bag on my shoulder and this guy, who by the way is a dickhead, gets in my way a little and I accidentally slammed my books into his penis...He bent over and made the "oofffffffff" noise. I felt bad, but not bad enough to make it feel better. Okay, that was rather saucy...but what can I say? I heart sauciness. Yes, I know that I haven't blogged in forever and a day, but I haven't had any time to myself for the last month. Woah, I just saw the most sensual commercial in the world...and it was for chocolate. Oh, and I hate the word "sensual" with a passion, but it applied. HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get to work a waitress shift on Christmas! That means $100 for 8 hours of work! Okay, I'll talk to y'alls later.

FUCK

Ya know what? I tend to have the worst timing when I get sick...Yes, you heard it from me, I'm fucking sick again, this time its a full out upper respiratory infection. That means no school...although I might come in on Tuesday because of our project. Do not kill me, I swear I don't plan these illnesses. But yeah, I won't be in school tomorrow for sure, so if anyone in my History group is reading, email me with anything that you need done for the newscast and I'll do it and just email it to Cat or Lia. Fucking Fuck.