why must people resort to throwing chicken?

I don't have much to write today, but I was pelted in the boob with a peice of chicken at lunch today. Here's the quotes:
1. If it don't fit in one hole, I put it in the other -- Melissa Anderton

2. This girl is so small and she had me pinned down -- Stephanie

Oh, and Richard Hatch from Survivor is nasty, he really needn't be naked. Bubbye.