Hahaha... I had an awesome weekend

Well... our last honors class was on Friday. Woot. Now when I want to go home, I can leave at 12:00 instead of 4:00. On to more fun things. I got home and chilled with my parents, then Saturday morning I went to the mall with my mom. I exchanged the pants that I got last week because they were too big, then we went to Mongolian Barbeque. It was delicious. I heart soy sauce. Then we went home and I decided that I was going to be Elton John at Jill's Halloween party. I'll post a picture when I get one, it was hot. And I kept up a British accent for at least 2 hours. I guess that I was in contention for the prize for best costume, but I had to leave early. I was competing with my mom for winning :) That's my idea of a fun day. Then I went home and went to sleep.

Today was special. Didn't do a whole lot, but it was still good. I'm watching Greys Anatomy and it just made me cry. Damn show.

Now I have time for the people who really matter, my lovely readers!

Okay, so its been a week, lemme tell ya. I think my last actual post was last Thursday and it's definely Wednesday. I'm going to hell, I realize that I haven't posted and its BAD. Okay so, Friday morning I went and got my car because I had to go visit The Laurels, a townie nursing home. It was good. Then I had to park my car at some meters for about four hours. Fucking 2 dollars I'll never see again. Then I went to my alternative breaks interview, which I think I passed with flying colors, I wonder where I'm gonna be going... Went to Honors, which was boring, shock me. Then we went home. Yay.

WE HAVE DIGITAL CABLE AGAIN!!! That means I can watch Degrassi: The Next Generation! And Six Feet Under. And a million other shows that I like and never get to watch. Woot. I sound pathetic, but I don't ever get to veg out infront of the TV.

This weekend was good fun, I chilled with the family. I went shopping with my MOM, who I'm talking to on the phone right now, so she's really really cool. And I love my mommy. Saturday night I went out for "coffee" with Steph. Neither of us got coffee, but Starbucks is delighful anyways. My use of quotation for the word coffee... makes it sound like we did saucy things, we didn't, you pervs. I discovered that there is a drink called Chantico and its delicious. Nuff said. Then I grabbed a coffee for my mom and took it too her at Patty's house for cards. Good thing I did, there was no coffee. Then I went home and watched "The Blob" with my dad. Which was dumb. But I still got to hang out with dad, even if it was an extremely retarded movie.

Sunday morning I went to the Village to do my interview with Betty. Then I stopped in the kitchen and saw Sarah and Paula and Stephanie. It was good fun. I went to Ms. Quinn's house and sat and talked with her for a little bit and she sent me home with a bag of cookies and candy. The cookies tasted exactly like belly buttons from Stahls. Then I went to Nana's and installed her VCR and we watched the first episode of Six Feet Under and I think she liked it! Woot!

Then we came back to school and watched Grey's Anatomy. The bestest show ever.

Monday I went to class and the GSA office. Didn't do much else except studying and such.

Tuesday I went to class and stuff. Real boring and yet productive. Then I watched "I Love The 80s: 3D" Great show. Then I went to sleep and slept for nine hours last night. And I know that I couldn't breathe for part of it, strange, eh?

Today I didn't do much, just kinda straightened my shit because it was getting messy. Tonight I have a GSA meeting, should be good fun. Then I get to do homework. YAY! I'm so excited and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Whoa, kill me now.

I'm busy busy busy...

Okay, I don't know what I actually do to make me so busy, but I'm never online anymore. But its fun stuff. I'll post after I get home, which should be around 3-ish. I promise I'll post.

I'm so tired...

I am so freakin' tired today. I woke up and was tired because I had a crazy mofo of a dream and it kept my brain on all night. It was a cross between Pirates of the Caribbean, Spy Kids & I was Hilary Duff. Oh, and I saved a little kid that the pirates were trying to smuggle out of the country...she was in a gigantic box of cherries. How weird is that? I'm so tired now though. The day is looking up though, I'm going to dinner with Phil tonight and he's fun, so it should be good. Today was boring. Although I absolutely love sign language. It is the coolest class... ever.

Damn it, I can't sleep in tomorrow, I have to go get my car at 10:00am and pick up some girl that I don't know and take her to a nursing home called "The Laurels" for our gerontology class. I really don't want to go. I've been to enough nursing homes to last me a life time. So yeah, I have to wake up around 9:30... which is too damn early. I know, shoot me... its early if you don't sleep. Then I have an interview with Alternative Breaks at 1:20, then class at 2:00...for which I still need to do my homework. Oh poop. I'm so tired, I think I'm gonna take a nap before dinner.

I'll post tomorrow night when I'm at the house! Yeah, I said it, I'm gonna be home this weekend.

What Else Is There To Do But Blog?

Well, at the moment, I have not a thing to do except post... I'm supposed to be taking a test, but the website that I'm supposed to be taking it on is being an asshole and not letting me on. So I'm not taking a test. I'm so excited right now, I get to pick my classes for next semester on October 24th... this coming Monday, because honors students get priority registration. How sexy is that? Very sexy I must say. I already know that classes that I'm taking:

FRN 202 - Intermediate French II ( I know I said I was done with French, but the prof I have now is teaching it again and I heart him, he's easy to learn from) (4 cr)

HEV 370 - Nutrition (Prerequisite for Geriatric Nutrition... WOOT!) (3 cr)

ASL 102H - Beginning American Sign Language II (I love sign language and its usefull) (3 cr)

PSY 202H - Developmental Psychology (Prerequisite for PSY 325 and works towards my Psych Minor) (3 cr)

ACC 201 - Concepts of Financial Accounting (Eh, I need it for Health Admin.) (3 cr)

GRN 248 - Service Learning In Gerontology (One day a week, 50 min class... Heck yes) (3 cr)

I'm excited... 19 credit hours again, but I'm not worried, I think I can handle it. Oh, and I got 125/129 on my first ASL exam. Which is pretty damn good. Muchos huevos, which I learned translates to many eggs in Spanish, means big balls :)

I think I've lost my virginity to the damn horse

Well, I've had an eventful couple of days... that's why I've been to busy to post, I know, I'm a horrible person. Thursday night I went to a play called "Five Women Wearing The Same Dress". It was written by Alan Ball, the same guy that wrote "Six Feet Under". Needless to say, I loved it. Friday was special... I went shopping and got myself some fun slippers that have painted toenails. Then I went to the drag show. It was marvelous. I pretty much hung out with Ben the entire night, he's a cool kid. I got kissed by a drag queen ;) . Later that night I went to the casino and saw Jill & Jenny & some other random people. It was good fun.

Saturday I woke up around 9 am and drove up to Jill's hotel and had brekkie with them, then I went down to Grand Ledge to go horseback riding with Jake & Becky. I also found out that there's a Village somewhere around here! I'm so excited! Anyways, I had a blast horseback riding, its a lot of fun. Then, last night, we had our silent auction/improv event. It was very very funny. Oh, and I won a Mountain Dew windbreaker & shirt for $7.00. Woot baby, woot. It was a pretty good weekend, I must say.

Today was my lazy day. I woke up around 11 and went to breakfast. I ate with Drew. It was fun, we talked about Alan Ball. Then we watched Roswell for about an hour and a half, then I dragged Cat to the play. It was freaking awesome, I absolutely love that play. It's about these 5 bridesmaids; the brides to 2 "best friends", her younger angry at the world sister, her cousin and the sister of the groom. Anyways, none of them like the bride. Hilarity ensues. I can think of a few people that that will most definitely happen to, not gonna name any names though ;).

Anyhoo... now I'm doing laundry and shit. Should be good fun.

At the moment, I am only wearing a towel

Well, I've been busier than hell. Nuff said. First, lemme say that the weekend was a lot of fun. I LOVE COURTENAY COOPER. It was a blast. Although the company could've been better, not gonna name any names, the important people know. Second, I want a love sac. Cooper's friend Kiersten has a love sac and I want it. It's like a huge bean bag that wants to engulf you in its lovelyness. Anyhoo, I met Coops friend Chelsea, she's pretty damn cool.

This week has been quite eventful, I've been so fricking busy with GSA because its Coming Out Week. It's been a lot of fun though. It's been a good week.

I'll post tomorrow.

Oh and... I LOVE YOU DAD!

Mellow...mellow...mellow...BAH!

I'm in a funky mood right now. I'm really tired, and yet I don't want to go to sleep, so I find myself at the computer for a while. My computer has an effing virus that I got from Jeff Payne, that he got from someone else. Damnit. It runs all slow and shit. ARGH! I'm definitely studying med terms tomorrow on the way to RIT. Yay. I'm excited to see my favorite Cooper.

Today was awesome. I did National Lampoons Reality Show casting call... no, I didn't try out, I worked. It was funny to watch, people made complete asses of themselves. I worked 9-11, then went to Mind Alert for Gerontology. I was just gonna sign my name and leave so my professor knew that I showed up. THEN SHE SAW ME. Which meant that I had to stay for the class hour. Then back to National Lampoons. It was a grand ole time.

Then I had Honors. It sucked. Nuff said.

Oh, and I hear that I'm quite a bitch. Hmm... that sucks. Anyhoo, I'll hafta post Sunday or Monday. LATERS!!!

I'm procrastinating on my homework...

Yeah, I really don't feel like doing the Honors homework. Why you might ask? Because its utterly pointless and I don't wanna, that's why. I've got so much to do, I'm going to have to study the entire way to RIT. Damnit. But I could be doing worse things, like not studying at all. I mainly have med terms to take care of. Which is pretty crappy, I was so excited about the class, but it really does suck ass.

Oh... before I forget, Beaner, I got you 2 of those "=" stickers... grabbed 'em right outta the office. I'll leave them at my house for you.

Anyways, I gotta go do stuff. But there's a Texas Hold 'Em tournament tonight @ 9:00 and we've got Roswell on at the moment. Should be a good night. Laters amigos.

Slap me on the wrist

Ahhh... I didn't know there were no words on theis post! I posted words, I swear! But they disappeared.

Okay.... so, this weekend was awesome.

I went home on Thursday night and completely skipped class on Friday. It was good for me. But I had to meet JUDY CUNNIFF! Because she's awesome... Yes, Judy Cunniff is awesome. She brought me the coolest thing ever. Its a Rocky Horror flag/tapestry thing! It is 24 years old. And its awesome. And it survived through a hurricane or two. Oh, and I went to a swim meet. The only good thing there was coach... and a select few swimmers, you know who you are. But all in all, I would have rather not gone, I kinda hate the girls swim team.

Friday I went shopping with mom and Judy. POTATOES!!!!!! And I had some saucy ginger beer that burnt the hell outta my throat. Then we had a family thing. It was special. I met Nancy, she was cool. The fam was over for a few hours & Trev spent the night and we played video games.

Saturday I took Trev home and didn't do much, didn't do much on Sunday either, come to think of it. Drove home, sang Savage Garden and Lia got us lost. Good times.

Monday I didn't do much at all... went to class, yada yada yada.

ADD to DEAD in 1 hour flat

Okay, not to focus on the fish forever, but Jack, the ADD fish, was fine at 2 when I left for psych, then when we returned, he was dead. WTF? I'm so confused. These fish have got to be diseased. Laters.

We have more fish

Yay... the other day, we got 2 more fish from Meijer... they better not die. Anyways, their names are Will & Grace, the natural choice since we already have a Jack, that seems mildly ADD. Anyhoo, I'm coming home this weekend, so anyone who wants to get together, gimme a call. I hear there's going to be a surprise guest at my house this weekend when I return, I wonder who it could be. I'm trying to think what I've been doing the last few days, but I haven't done much.

Monday-- I didn't do jack shit, I think I went to class and did homework. End of sentence. Okay... and Cat French braided my hair and it turned out sexy.

Tuesday-- Long ass day. Ummm... started by going to Economics really early and not falling asleep, then I had brekkie with Ben. After that, I went to French, then I came home and took a nap because I've been feeling like crap. Then I went to ASL. Then I came home and took another nap. Then I went to a Psych experiment that took exactly 4 minutes, then I came home and "did homework", ie AIM, Facebook, etc., then I actually did do homework. Then came dinner, then we stuffed safe sex kits, which I was very proud of my folding capabilities. THEN we had program board. It was good fun. Then I came home and did my homework and was in bed by 12. Oh, and Cat French braided my hair again. So its all curly today.

I think I'm going to go play Mario for 45 minutes, then go poster in Ronan for Program Board, then actually go to class @ 2:00. Hooray for Psychology! Oh, today, I lost one of my contacts, I thought that I just completely forgot to put it in, but it wasn't in its case. I suck at life and I couldn't see until I got home from lunch. Je suis pathetic.

This fishie has two mommies...

Well... Yesterday, Cat and I adopted two goldfish, a black one and a regular one. The black one died overnight... his name was Jose... and he was my fish. Damnit. Anyhoo, Jack is the regular one and he's a happy fish. I got a comforter for 5 dollars yesterday, I was so excited, IT'S HOT PINK!! But yeah... I have to go to psych, so I'll continue laters. Muah.

I Know This Was A Waste Of Time

~*~General~*~

001. What is your name? Samantha Terese Underwood

002. Spell your name backwards: doorednU esereT ahtnamaS

003. Date of birth: 09/03/1987

004. Male or female? Female

005. Astrological sign: Virgo

006. Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, Spud, Samanthawulf, Samisa, Samamantha Under... I'm sure there's more

007. Occupation: Dietary Aide at the Village & Counselor at Rec

008. Height: 5'3.5"

009. Weight: Fuck off

010. Hair color: Brown

011. Eye color: Hazel

012. Where were you born? Mt. Clemens General Hospital

013. Where do you reside now? CMU Larzy 319 / New Baltimore, MI

014. Age: 18

015. Screen names: scutta32 & Samamantha Under

016. E-mail addy: scutta32@gmail.com

017. What does your screen name stand for? Scutta32 - Part of family's hometown in Italy + My lucky number Samamantha Under - an odd nickname that caught on

018. What is your LJ name? Excuse me, LJ? No LJ here.

019. What does your diary name stand for? No Diary either.

020. Pets: My 4 year old black cat, Woody

021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthdaycake? 9

022. Piercings? One in each ear

023. Tattoo's? Nope

024. Shoe size: 11

025. Righty or lefty? Right

026. Wearing: Cropped Hawaiian PJ bottoms, Central Longsleeve shirt, light blue bra & pink striped underpants

027. Hearing: Sugar We're Going Down

028. Feeling: Tired

029. Eating/drinking: A sip of Pepsi ten minutes ago

~Friends Stuff~

Which one of your friends is the....

030. Craziest? Ashley Ellerbe

031. Loudest? Stephanie

032. Nicest? Allison Deeb

033. Bitchiest? You know who you are

034. Life of the party? Stephanie

035. Jock? Cooper

036. Prep? Lia

037. Rebel? Amy

038. Cutest? Dex

039. Best friend of the same sex? Cat

040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Dave Shelley

041. Most popular? Stephanie

042. Rudest? Stephanie

043. Most shy? Michelle

044. Ditziest? Lia

045. Smartest? Cat

046. Weirdest? Andy

047. Has the best hair? Cat

048. Best personality? Cat

049. Most talented? Ben Bourlier

050. Most ghetto? Megan Leech

051. Most spoiled? Lia

052. Drama queen? Amanda Fackler

053. Pain in the ass? Cat

054. Funniest? Cooper

055. Best advice giver? Cat

056. Druggie? I don't wanna say...

057. Most likely to join a cult? Kelley ;)

058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? Ben Bourlier ( I love you!)

059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Amanda Fackler

060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 69

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~

061. Have you ever been in love? Nope

062. How many people have you told "I love you" and meant it? Family & Bestest Friends

063. How many people have you been in love with? None

064. How many people have you kissed? 3

065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Just a friendly peck on the cheek... no lesbian lovin' for me

066. How many people have you dated? 3

067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? personality

068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality... that's a bold faced lie... his eyes.

069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? The ones who's personalities work with mine

070. Do you have a bf/gf? Nope

071. If so where did you meet them? eh...

072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? eh...

073. Do you have a crush right now? Yep

074. If so who is it? Shyeah right

075. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in like at first site... love comes later

076. Do you remember your first love? I hope so

077. Who is the first person you kissed? John

078. Do you believe in fate? Nope

079. Do you believe in soul mates? Yeah, why not.

080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? Hopefully

~Sex Stuff~

081. Are you a virgin? Yes

082. If not when/at what age did you lose your virginity? haha...

083. Who did you lose it to? haha...

084. Do you masturbate? You make me wanna throw up a little bit in my mouth

085. Have you ever had an orgasm? No sex, no orgasm

086. Ever used food during sex? A tablespoon of sugar

087. Have you ever videotaped a sex session? I'm the next Paris

088. Favorite sexual position? Reverse Cowgirl

089. Number of sex partners you've had? Nada

090. Ever sleep with someone you don't know? Will you think less of me if I say yes

091. Name a sexual fantasy you have actually acted out: SPOONING

092. Do you talk dirty during or before sex? I'm gonna fart in your mouth

093. Do you like to be spanked? Only on my birthday

094. Are you a tease? Depends on who you ask

095. Are you kinky? Duh...

096. Do you like bondage? Whips and chains are my life

097. Do you go down? Town?

098. Ever have sex with your best friend? Only in my dreams... ok, NO

099. Ever have unprotected sex? Nope, wrap it in foil before you check my oil

100. Ever had an STD? nope

101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would itbe? Brad Pitt. End of story.

102. Are you pregnant right now or think you may bepregnant? I hear Immaculate conception is on the upturn right now

103. Have you ever had an abortion? Not to my knowledge
~Family Stuff~

104. How many siblings do you have? 1

105. What are your parents names? Sue & Glenn

106. What are your siblings names? Jason

107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3

108. How many siblings does your father have? 2

109. Where are your parents from? The United States

110. Is your family close? We put the fun in dysfunctional

111. Does your family get together for holidays? Sometimes

112. Do you have a drunk uncle? Yep, my daddy's brother

113. Any medical problems run through your family? Got an hour or two to kill?

114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? God, I hope not

115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No, Jason Daniel Underwood, I expect some soon though

116. Are your parents divorced? Nope

117. Do you have step parents? Nope

118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Possibly

119. If so for what? Don't ask

120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Umm... YEAH. Italy and like 46 million other countries, I'm a freakin' mutt.

~Music Stuff~

121. What song do you swear was written about you or yourlife? Yep, that one by Gwen Stephanie "Don't Speak", and a few others

122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? BOY GEORGE

123. What's the best cd you own? There's too many to decide, all my CDs kick ass

124. What song do you absolutely hate? RAP

125. Do you sing in the shower? Who doesn't

126. What song reminds you of that special someone? I'll have to look into that

~Favorites~

152. Color: Hot Pink

153. Food: Spinach Salad

154. Song: Elton John "Funeral For A Friend"

155. Show: Grey's Anatomy

156. School subject: Psychology

157. Band/singer: Savage Garden

158. Animal: My kitty

159. Outfit: My work scrubs

160. Radio station: 96.3

161. Movie: Rocky Horror, Big Eden

162. Pair of shoes: Adidas Sandals

163. Cartoon: Popeye

164. Actor: Eric Schweig & Kevin Kline

165. Actress: Katherine Heigl

166. Potato chip: Je n'aime pas

167. Drink: Cranberry Juice (4 oz cups)

168. Alcholic drink: Yeah, I'm a wimp

169. Holiday: Fourth Of July

170. Perfume/cologne: Obsession

171. Pizza topping: Pineapple

173. Lunch meat: Turkey

174. Board game: Scrabble

175. Video game: Mario 3

176. Website: http://community.webshots.com/user/scutta32

177. Book: Harry Potter

178. Computer game: Jeopardy, Sims

179. Number: 32

180. Cereal: Golden Grahams

181. Comedian: Dane Cook

182. Dessert: Chocolate

183. Disney character: I'm not a Disney person

184. Clothing store: Old Navy

185. Pasttime: Reading

186. Teacher: Mrs. Len

187. Childhood toy: Super Teddy

188. Carnival game/ride: Scrambler

189. Candy bar: Take 5

190. Magazine: The Week

191. Salad dressing: Vinegar & Oil

192. Thing to do on the weekend: Sleep... Study... Fuck around

193. Hot drink: Hot chocolate

194. Season: Summer

195. Sport to watch: Swimming & Men's Gymnastics (Olympics Baby)

196. Person to talk to online: COOPER!

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

197. What color are your sheets? Blue & Orange

198. What color are your bedroom walls? Sterile White

199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes

200. If so of what? Rocky Horror, Anatomy Of The Brain, Kissing The War Goodbye, An Insanely Large British Flag

201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yep

202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3

203. What do you normally sleep in? PJ pants & a shirt

204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: warm comfy pjs

205. What size bed do you have? Twin

206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Bunkbed

207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No

208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Not usually

209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I got held liable for an elderly patient dying in the elevator

210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not no more, dad made me leave super teddy at home

211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? I'm a kicker... so 1 or 2

212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? however I fall asleep

213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Kinda

214. Do you snore? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie here

215. How about drool? When I'm real sick

216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yeah

217. What color is the carpet in your room? Blue

218. What's under your bed? Wires

~This or that~

219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi

220. Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels

221. Day/night: Day

222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: West

223. Heaven/hell: Hell will be more fun, all my friends will probably be there anyways

224. Make love/have sex: Fuck

225. Coffee/tea: Tea

226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Neither

227. Rap/rock: Rock

228. Britney/Christina: Neither

229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss

230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World

231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys

232. Silver/gold: Silver

233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas

234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell

235. Sweet/sour: sour

236. Punk/emo: Punk

237. Hot/cold: hot

238. Winter/summer: Summer

239. Spring/fall: spring

240. Operas/plays: Plays

241. Read/watch tv: Read

242. Cd's/tapes: CDs

243. Dvd's/vhs: Dvds

244. Old/new: It depends

245. Shorts/skirts: skirts

246. Pink/red: PINK

247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Depends on the photo

248. Meat/vegetables: Vegetables

249. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican

250. Commercials/infomercials: You can't like 2 asinine things

251. Scary movies/comedies: All in the mood

252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: One piece for fatties

253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals

254. Dogs/cats: Dogs... until we got Doris... So now cats

255. Unicorns/fairies: Unicorns

256. Water/land: Water

257. Sugar/spice: Sugar

258. Black/white: White

259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons

260. Chicken/beef: Chicken

261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white christmaslights: White

262. Cars/trucks: Cars

263. Austin Powers/James Bond: Bond, James Bond

264. Popcorn/pretzels: Neither

265. Hip/hop: I didn't know there was a difference

266. Passionate kiss/peck: Duh... passionate kiss

267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: ew

268. Back rub/foot massage: Back

269. Picture frames/photo albums: Albums

270. Pens/pencils: pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

271. Eminem: Once In A Chile

272. Virgins: I'm the president of the club

273. God: Eh...

274. The Osbournes: Mildly retarded

275. Reality TV: Survivor!!

276. J.Lo: Playas Gon' Play

277. Religion: Who needs to be told what to do by a million year old book?

278. Emo music: Je ne sais pas

279. Valentine's Day: Pretty cards

280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: huh?

281. Homosexuals: I'm in the GSA, what do you want?

282. Abortion: BAD!

283. Inter-racial relationships: Yeah, I don't care

284. Murder: She wrote

285. Death: Ahhh... The next big adventure ;)

286. Obesity: Umm.... I don't care

287. Pre-marital sex: Fuck like bunnies

288. Terrorism:Your mom likes terrorists

289. Pornography: Gimme some poorn and pancakes

290. Fortune tellers: THEY LIE

291. Threesomes: Menage Trois

292. Prostitution: An honest way to get herpes

293. Politics: Let's dump everyone on an island and start over

294. Country music: My dog got hit by a car in a hurricane and then he flew into the broken fence in our back yard, I went out there to help him, but he dug a big hole and jumped in to it and died....

295. George W. Bush: Fucking asshole

296. Cloning: Stem cell research all the way

297. Britney's boobs: An economical substitute to life preservers

298. Gas prices in America: Ahhhhhhhh...they suck ass

~Name Game~

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...

299. Jack: & Jill

300. Tiffany: Lamps

301. Ben: Bourlier

302. Maria: Santos? is that a person

303. Jennifer: Aniston

304. Nicole: foot ass bitch

305. Amy: Kelley & Michelle

306. Adam: Adamo Ruggerio

307. Richard: Simmons

308. Justin: SHEILDS

309. Arnold: Palmer (who is he?)

310. Tom: Thomas Tomatoes

311. Melissa: King

313. Harold: Heraldo

314. John: eh..

315. Joel: Nicole, Ashley & Josh

316. Vanessa: Penis

317. Michelle: Culbertson

318. Kevin: England

319. Brent: Amanda's Cousin

320. Jake: Jake 'N' Bacon

321. Billy: Willy

322. Sarah: umm...

323. Natalie: Imbruiglia

324. Christy: PIPER!!

25. Nick: Hick

326. Linda: The Village

327. Taylor: Street

328. Jordan: Tennis Shoes

329. Jamie: Lia's little brother

330. Adrian: My latin lover ;) HE'S A BOY

~Have You Ever....~

331. Mooned anyone? Possibly

332. Been on a diet? yeah

333. Been to a foreign country? England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales & Canada

334. Broken a bone? Not a one

335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Yeah, swallowed a tooth

336. Swear at a teacher? Not in class...

337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instantmessages? No LJ

338. Got in a fight? A friendly spat never hurt anyone

339. Dated a teacher? Ummmmmm.... NO

340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Not that I recall

341. Thought about killing your enemy? YES

342. Gone skinny dipping? Not yet

343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? No LJ

344. Told a little white lie? My life is one big fat white lie

345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No comment

346. Stolen anything? Accidentally stole $.69 plastic bowls from meijer...

347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? You fuck ass

348. Been on tv? YEP

349. Been on the radio? Quite Possibly

350. Been in a mosh pit? nope

351. Been to a concert? Boy George, KD Lang, Bowling For Soup!

352. Dated one of your best friends? Nah, not gonna date Cat or Cooper, no matter how many times they ask

353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No

354. Deceived somebody close to you? Not on purpose

355. Broken the law? I don't think so...

356. Been to a rodeo? Yes!

357. Been on a talk show? Nope

358. Been on a game show? No

359. Been on an airplane? A million times

360. Got to ride on a firetruck? I can't remember

361. Came close to dying? Yep, thanks to the damn Asthma

362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No way Jose

363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? hundreds

364. Terrorized a babysitter? No, I was a good kid

365. Made a mud pie? Yeah and some of it got into Drunk Uncle's orange juice, which he drank unknowingly

366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? Yes

367. Snuck out of the house at night? I plead the fifth

368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No

369. Had an eating disorder? Nope

370. Felt like you didn't belong? Duh

371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes, and I don't like it at all

372. Smoked? No

373. Done drugs? No

374. Been arrested? No

375. Had your tonsils removed? No

376. Gone to camp? Engineering Camp & Rec

377. Won a bet? Sure thing

378. Written a love letter? Nope

379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? I dunno

380. Written a love poem? No

381. Kissed in the rain? Eh... don't think I have

382. Slow danced with someone you love? My dad & I pull a mean swing dance...

383. Participated in cyber sex? Possibly

384. Faked an orgasm? OOOOoooohhhhhhh Ahahhhhhhhh HARDER FASTER HARDER FASTER

385. Stolen a kiss? I'm not sure

386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? not really

387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? I don't think so

388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? Nada

389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Almost

390. Done jail time? No

391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes

392. Won a trophy? Yeah

393. Thrown up in public? Yes... In Second grade... and third grade... and almost at Bay Rama

395. Failed/got held back? Not So much

396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? No way

397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yeah

398. Taken ballet lessons? I wish

399. Attempted suicide? No

400. Cut yourself? On accident

~Childhood Stuff~

401. Did you play with Barbies? the question is, did my barbies wear clothes?

402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No

403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Yes

404. Did you play Simon? YES!!!

405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Nope

406. Did you wet the bed? When I was wee :)

407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Under my bed and in my closet a ghostie lived

408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? I always wanted to

409. Were you shy? Until third grade

410. Were you spoiled? A little... but not horribly

411. Were you abused? No

412. Did you go to the circus? Once and I hated it

413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah

414. Were you in a car accident? Yeah, on the way up north when I was three years old, then I didn't want to go because I thought that happened EVERY time we went up north

415. Did you build snowmen? We built a snow pig once

416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Probably

417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I don't have any close older cousins... maybe like 3rd

418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Shyeah!

419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in thesewer? Yes sir I did

420. Were you afraid of the dark? Still am

421. Did you have slumber parties? Heck yes I did

422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains,sleeping bags, dolls, and pajamas? No

423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Not so much

424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ andthe Tooth Fairy? Yeah, until my parents told me the truth

~Randomness~

425. Do you believe in aliens? I'm sure they exist somewhere

426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: My printer, cell phone charger & pictures

427. Do you have any hidden talents? I can wiggle my ears... and various other weird things

428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I don't really watch videos

429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of moviewould it be? Romantic comedy

430. What would your movie star name be? Samantha

431. Do you play any sports? yeah

432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Forgotten :)

433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Meet Joe Black

434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I Heart Huckabees

435. Do you drive? Yeah

436. What is your dream car? Yellow Jeep Wrangler

437. Do you think you're good looking? How do I judge that?

438. Do others think you are good looking? I don't care

439. Would you ever sky dive? If the mood strikes me

440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No

441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 10

442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Hells no

443. Do you believe in God? No comment

444. Do you believe in Satan? No, not really

445. Do you believe there is a heaven? I don't know

446. Do you believe there is a hell? I don't know

447. Do you own a pooltable? No

448. Do you have a pool? Poor kids don't have pools

449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yeah

450. Do you like chocolate? Sure

451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? Rocky Horror

452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Somewhere around 35

453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Yeah

454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Penguin

455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Nope

456. What is your weakness? People I love

457. Name something you can't get enough of: Sleep

458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: funny, intelligent, compassionate

459. How many kids do you want to have? three or four

460. Future daughters names: Mia, Melanie & Elizabeth

461. Future sons names: Nicholas, Kevin & Jacob

462. What is your ideal way to die? I try not to think about that stuff

463. How do you release stress? Tourettes

464. Are you a trendy person? If you wanna call it that

465. Are you an artisitic person? Kinda

466. Are you a realistic person? I think so

467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No

468. Are you a strong person? Yes

469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes

470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? My aunt Jill

471. Who is the last person to IM you? Maggie Johnston

472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes

473. Are you a deep sleeper? Not really

474. Are you a good story teller? No

475. What do you believe is your best quality? Giving advice...?

476. What is your greatest accomplishment? I have no idea

477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Neither

478. Do you do yoga? Mmmhhh... I don't know

479. Do you have your own credit card? debit card

480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? I would donate money to St. Judes & medical research. I would design the coolest house ever. I would give money to my family.

481. Do you have a check book? Yes

482. Do you like your driver's license picture? Yes

483. Do you tan easily? No, not really

484. What color is your hair naturally? brown

485. How many fillings do you have? I million, damn soft teeth

486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? One

487. Worst feeling in the world? Royalling Fucking something up and not being able to do anythign about it

488. Best feeling in the world? Helping people

489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full

490. Last thing you downloaded? Fall out boy, sugar we're going down

491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your reallife? OMG

492. What do you think people think of you? That I'm... funny?

493. Are you a likeable person? I'd like to think so

494. Do you need therapy? No

495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No

496. What's the best way to be proposed to? However my guy is gonna do it will be fine

497. What kind of movie would you star in? Romantic Comedy

498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it? F - Ups

499. When are you moving? College

500. What's your favorite phrase? Your mom

Kevin and Stephanie are doing it. Are you?

Okay, I apologize for not posting, it's been a busy few days. And I've been sleeping... A lot. But anyhoo, nothing too interesting has happened lately. Umm... Thursday, we wore our GSA shirts, "Kevin and Stephanie do it. Do you?" Which is a straight ally thingie. It was good fun, got a lot of funny looks for our shirts, because they didn't know what they meant. But the presentation at the Park Library Auditorium was pretty good, we had an alright turnout.

Okay.... Friday? I tried to call Ben Bourlier's mom because it was Ben's birthday. I'll try to get a hold of him today, I love that kid. Gerontology was cancelled, so that was hot and sexy... we got our cars and I parked at a meter until 4, then we can park anywhere. The honors class was really boring, we took a group picture and as the camera man counted, I felt a sneeze coming on... when he said "THREE!" I sneezed really loud and the whole (400+) class laughed at my perfect timing.. but hey! We were facing the sun, what do they expect. Cat played mario all day long yesterday... I did most of my four year plan, with Cat's help... Then we played piano and watched Coyote Ugly. I found out something really strange last night when Cat was teaching me how to play piano... I can only play correctly when I'm focusing on something else. I screw up when I actually pay attention, so I started watching a movie that was on the tv. Good fun.

Today... Well, my Stephanie Johnston is at CMU today, so I'm going to the football game with her, it should be fun, I miss her! Then we have our show tonight, Want To See Something Funny?, Jim Gaffigan and some other funny people will be there! Woot.

Okay, its breakfast time, I'm starved. Laters.

Do you feel that you cannot control your sexual urges?

That was a question I had to answer at this psych study that we went to yesterday. It was pretty much the most random stuff ever. But it was worth the three points! Woot. Umm... I'm sitting in my room eating some cereal at the moment, the cereal is delicious though. I think this is the first morning that I've woken up and really not wanted to go to class. I really don't want to go. REAL BAD. I'll get over it, I have to go to French. I think I'll go log a few office hours today at the Program Board office today, we're having our show this weekend, BE THERE. That is if you actually live around here... otherwise, nevermind, I don't expect you to drive forever. But anyhoo, its at the Plachta Auditorium... at 8:00 pm this Saturday. It'll be marvelous. Well, I'm excited anyways. Let's see whats on the agenda for today:

French - ten to eleven
Gerontology - eleven to twelve
Program Board - twelve to one thirty
Psych - two to three fifteen
Psych Experiment - three thirty to three fifty-five
GSA - eight to God knows when...

Should be a long day, but I live on that... hmm... I kinda wanna go to the SAC today, damnit. Big Kisses.

How could I forget?

I saw Corey and my latin lover, Adrian the other day! It was wonderful, I love those guys. Anyhoo, I realize I haven't posted in a few days, just been super busy. I have exaclty 6 minutes to post this, then I'm going down to breakfast with my buddy Ben from the terrace. Let's see, the ride back to CMU was great, we sang Savage Garden. When we returned, Amanda drove followed us to the parking lot and drove us back so we could get to swing dancing on time. THANKS AMANDA !!! Swing dancing was a lot of fun, I was forced to be a lead for a little bit, then I begged some girl to switch with me so that I didn't have to, because I didn't really know how to lead. But I got to dance with some guys that actually knew what they were doing, which is always an event.

Yesterday, I didn't have to get up until 8:00 to go to breakfast with Lia, then I came back and fell asleep until 10:00 because I didn't have to go to French class until 1:30, for a test that I probably bombed. Gerontology was interesting as always, but not notable. Then I had a psych test, which was pretty good. I'm really really liking psychology. A lot. Then Cat and I played Super Mario 3 after dinner. YAY! I love Mario. We sucked ass though. We walked up to the SAC and I ran 4.5 miles, plus however far it was to walk to the SAC, so I worked them legs... I got to take a shower right when we came home, then I went to bed, because I've been feeling like shit, so sleep is wonderful. I did have the weirdest dream last night. It was about me working in a nursing home and I helped this old lady, named Sarah Lynn, into the elevator, then went to get her purse, then she died in the elevator while I was gone for 30 seconds... needless to say, I feel like I didn't sleep at all... I gotta go get some brekkie now, laters.

I AM SICK OF IT...!

Okay, I am completely sick of people complaining to me about my friends, they are my friends and I love them, so shut your damn mouths. End of story. We're through. Done. Finito. Au revoir. Sayo-fucking-nara. Okay, now that I'm done with that rant, let's continue.

Today has been lovely, I went to El Walmarto. It was crappy. I hate Walmart a lot. I did get a thingie for my key chain though, its like a fake rappelling clip. But I like it. Then I saw Ashley Ellerbe and Amy Culbertson. Which was delightful as always. I may go to Starbucks with my Starbucks buddy, if our schedules allow it, but I got some major studying to do tonight and tomorrow before I leave. And I have an interview with my Betty tomorrow morning at 10:30 at Lesbyterian Village. I'm excited. I don't have much else to report, so I'll leave you with one last comment. I LOVE YOU!!! And you. And you too.

Yeah Super Mario 3 !!!!

I love super mario 3... it is the absolute best one & Cat and I just played it for like an hour and a half. It was hot and sexy. Soo... yeah, not much going on, I do have a fun picture to though. Umm... today, I'm going home around 4 o'clock... YESS!! Fried Chicken tonight! I'm so excited for home cooking. I have absolutely no homework this weekend, just a little bit of studying to do for some tests next week, but that shouldn't be so bad. I've finally got my meal plan down to a science, I know exactly when I can and cannot eat so I have the right amount for the week. It's very exciting.

Did anyone notice that it was so damn cold last night? I slept like a rock, apparently I was out at 12:20 when Cat got outta the shower and I didn't get up till about 9:30, so it was a good sleep. I'm really excited to go home and do laundry too, I've been saving up all week for it.

Oh, the absolute best way to spend a morning is playing hardcore Super Mario for a good hour and a half, I love that game more than I love life itself, it's so engaging, although I do get scared when I'm getting chased by those damn little ghosts with teeth, those are frightening. A few people stopped in our room just because they heard the familiar Mario music, it was quite fun. Well... I eventually have to get dressed and now is as good a time as ever, so I'll have to talk at y'all later. Big kisses.

Hmm...

Well, last night, we tried to watch Sling Blade, one of my all time favorite movies... but then I turned it off to watch MTV's Sweet Sixteen show, which has these completely obnoxious people, usually girls, whoring it up for their sweet sixteen, where at least a few thousand dollars are thrown into, if not more, I'm sure every one of them could pay off my tuition for the next 7 years and still have enough money for a kick ass party. Those whorey assed bitches. <-- Exceeds the swearing quota, eh?

Today was special, as usual, I was up at 7 and I ate the last of my Golden Grahams. They were delicious. Then I went to Economics, which I hate with a passion. Duh. It was boring, as usual. Then I went to French and we pretty much discussed, in French of course, all of the stories that we've read so far. I love that class. In Ms. B's class, not that I didn't love it, because Cooper would hit me real hard if I said that, but we didn't learn any French, we did like one story per year, whereas in this class, we've already read like ten. Then I came home and we had lunch. Beautiful. Then off to my favorite class, ASL. Today, we discussed, in detail, the film that I was talking about in my previous post. It was quite a discussion, let me tell you.

I'm feeling very odd today... I've been super giggly all the damn day. It's probably as strange to experience as it is to watch. I dunno, ask Cat, she caught the wrath of the giggles today. Tonight is Tourettes and Survivor in 117 with Courtney, Amanda & Lia. Should be a fun time. I'm gonna do all of my homework tonight and tomorrow until 2 so that once we are done with HON 100B, we can leave and be home by 7-ish. Whoopie. I'm excited to go home. Gotta get more cereal. I need more cereal. I cannot live without more cereal. I'm really tired right now, it's like I'm having a sugar crash, super happy, then super tired within minutes. Its pathetic, really.

I have nothing all that interesting to say... Oh! I do! I went to my first GSA meeting ( I'm a straight ally babes, sorry ) I know y'all want me. Anyways, I really like the group of people that I hung out with, and I kinda knew a few of the people before I joined, and there's this really nice guy from my French class there, he's a sweetie. We went sidewalk chalking last night and it was fun, but I had to be alone for a little bit, so I called Cat to come keep me company and help me out. My awesome 12 year old cousin Trevor did something so cute last night though, first off, he kept calling me during the meeting, so I called him after, he thought that something was wrong with our nana because she wasn't answering her phone, turns out she lost it. Anyhoo, I told him that I was outside (it was about 10:00 pm), and he was like "ARE YOU ALONE???" and I told him I was, but Cat was coming to keep me company, then he was like "Is it a well lit area?" and I told him it was and he was all gruff and said "good". Needless to say, we stayed on the phone until Cat came to rescue me. It was so cute.

Aight, I gotta go, got some last minute stuff to do before Tourettes! I know, you're jealous. But don't fret, we'll have a Rocky/Tourettes party either on Thanksgiving or Christmas break, or both... something to look forward to, eh? Okie dokie, I'm gonna get offline now, I'm tired of vegging on the computer. I'll give ya a big ole smooch when I see ya.