Sunday, March 12, 2006

Have you ever smelled the inside of a glowstick?

It smells exactly like hell would. And I would know that because I got the hair brained idea last night to break one open with my swiss army knife. Well I couldn't do it, but Cooper did. And it smelled like hell. And our hands smelled like hell. So, about New York...

I had an awesome time! Woot! Ok, so Coop picked me up from the train station around 8 am (can I just say that I was in the Toledo train station for 3 hours...) and we went out to brekkie. And in my quasi drunken stupor, I crashed the juice cup into my face and juice went a little bit everywhere. I couldn't stop laughing all through the meal. Then we went to the field house and watched robot basketball? Yes, it is a tech school... I just don't ask. Then we went back to her dorm and watched a comedy thing. Needless to say I was asleep in minutes. I don't really remember what else we did that day until nighttime. We went to a club called Muthers and it was a drag show. Fucking awesome. Oh and it was ladies night and I'm pretty sure that there were like 4 straight people there (and yes, I was one of them ;) ). That was probably one of the funniest things I've come across in my life. HOLLER. The main drag performer was Samantha Vega... almost convincing as a woman. She/He had really nice legs though.

I woke up around 1:00 pm on Friday and around three we went to a place called Henrietta Hots with Rich & Dayna, some pretty cool friends of Coop's. And I was forced to get a meal called the "garbage plate". It came in one of those styrofoam takeaway boxes and it was huge. Half of the box was filled with potatoes, the other half with macaroni salad and on top of these piles were two grilled cheese sandwiches. Needless to say I didn't finish my meal. We did make a ketchup cake though, it was about 5 pieces of white bread, held together with ketchup, with ketchup on the top, covered in ketchup and salt and pepper. Fun times... until the crazy old man asked us what we were laughing at and if we had food in our box. The rest of the day we chilled... I think we watched Rent (or maybe that was Wednesday...) and we re-watched the Ron White comedy special. "Coupins!" Later we went out to Denny's and had milkshakes, although someone ordered a milkshake and a banana split. Not gonna name any names...

Saturday had the beginnings to be a lazy day, but we went out and ran errands with Kaylie (sp?) for a few hours, then went back to the dorm so that I could pack up. After that, we went over to Kaylie's to get some dinner and get ready for the hockey game w/ the Rochester "Amerks" and the Manitoba "Moose"... Sidenote: I don't like that the word moose is both singular and plural. Anyhoo, the game was great, I saw quite a few fights. And we got free mini HOCKEY STICKS!!! So I'll never use it, but its cool anyways. This is where the glowstick mishap happened... Then they drove me to the trainstation and we said goodbye :(. Sadness. But I had such a good time... just sucks that I can't see all my friends whenever I want... yes, I'm greedy.

The fucking train back sucked, let me tell you. There were MEXICAN BABIES crying and screaming in Mexican... errr... Spanish, until about three a.m. Then I decided to watch Rent on the laptop because there was no way I was going to get to sleep. I arrived in Toledo around 5:30 and got on the bus around 6:30. Got to Dearborn at about 8:30 and I've been awake ever since. Oh! I went out earlier today and saw Maggie! That was fun, even though we only hung out for about twenty minutes, it was good to spend some quality Starbucks time with her. And I saw Hazel Johnson, who is always pleasant. So... off to school in about an hour. Yuck.

3 comments:

mutha said...

Very quickly...

DON'T SMELL EVERY DAMN THING THAT YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT.

You've always been a sniffer; that's okay-in a kitchen. But in the Rest of the world, you could come across something that just smells like Ass.

Coop said...

OH SHIIIIIT!... that glow stick smelt like HELL ha ha and it was on my hands for like the rest of the night til approx. really late... ha ha |--|/

Anonymous said...

I love it that you said HOLLER!!!!
and i love it even more that you liked my legs... *muah muah*
*taco flavored kisses for my Ben!*

Samantha Vega!