Chicago baby!

I'm going to Chi-ca-go! Yeah, you heard it, Chicago...Jealous? Tough nuggies, we all can't have awesome gay uncles, who by the way, live just paces from a Starbucks, now can we?

Hi Hi Hiya

Okay okay okay! I got a puppy! I'm so happy. I've had a pretty okay few days...I just haven't had the time to blog. Well...lets see...on Saturday, I went to Timmy's with Lia and did homework...for Easter...I waitressed...but that's a hundred dollar bill baby! On Monday, I waitressed again. Tuesday was interesting to say the least. Well...first, I went to the Rec to get my letters of recommendation from Kasy and I talked to Amanda, the girl I practically grew up with from ages 2 to 5, and I found out that she went to London over Christmas break. Awesome. Oh, and her mom, Kasy, found some old pictures of me and Cat from when we were like 6...but she didn't show them to me yet...she said that there's one of us playing in the mud in our bathing suits...Awww. So then, Cat and I went to Timmy's to do our extra credit project for History, then we went to her house to type it up. After that, we decided that we couldn't just let the beautiful day go to waste, so we decided to go out driving with the windows down and Savage Garden blaring. Then I decided that it was time for Cat to learn how to drive stick shift. She actually did really good...for being a retard. She went on the main road and everything! Then I found out what my graduation present is from my uncle. All I can say is woot! Then Lia, Cat and I went and saw 'Guess Who'...its was okay, but I thought it would be better, damn Bernie Mac. Then I went home and went to bed. Today I waitressed and it was uneventful until about 3:45, when my mom showed up with a brand new puppy!! We named her Doris...but it'll be Dori for short, cuz that's just cute.

1. I’ve never smoked a cigarette. (true)
2. I’ve never had sex. (true)
3. I’ve never tasted beer. (false) -- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!
4. I’ve never had straight A's. (false)
5. I’ve never been arrested. (true)
6. I’ve never been naked in a public place. (true)
7. I’ve never stolen anything. (false)
8. I’ve never been drunk. (true)
9. I’ve never had stitches. (true)
10. I’ve never given oral sex. (true)
11. I’ve never received oral sex. (true)
12. I’ve never gotten in a yelling argument with a teacher. (true)
13. I’ve never boughten a thong. (true)
14. I’ve never cried while listening to music. (false)
15. I’ve never kissed anyone of the opposite sex on the lips. (false)
16. I’ve never kissed anyone of the same sex on the lips. (true)
17. I’ve never been on a plane. (false)
18. I’ve never had to use a wheelchair. (true)
19. I’ve never written poetry. (false)
20. I’ve never tried to commit suicide. (true)
21. I’ve never cut myself. (true)
22. I’ve never had a sleeping disorder. (false)
23. I’ve never had a blood disorder. (false)
24. I’ve never had a mental or personality disorder, notincluding depression. (true)
25. I’ve never been depressed to the point of suicidecontemplation. (true)
26. I’ve never had a detention. (true)
27. I’ve never contemplated the meaning of life. (false)
28. I’ve never been camping. (false)
29. I’ve never had the chicken pox. (false)
30. I’ve never had food poisoning. (false)
31. I’ve never been to Canada. (false)
32. I’ve never been or dated a cheerleader. (true)
33. I’ve never done any drugs. (true)
34. I’ve never hit an adult. (true)
35. I’ve never thrown a punch at a non-relative. (false)
36. I’ve never cried in a movie theater. (false)
37. I’ve never been afraid of thunderstorms. (false)
38. I’ve never been in a car crash. (false)
39. I’ve never been accused of doing drugs by my parents. (true)
40. I’ve never been caught parking by the police. (true)
41. I’ve never been caught having sex by the police. (true)
42. I’ve never car flirted. (false)
43. I’ve never convinced anyone that I was a homosexual. (false)
44. I’ve never been ticklish. (false)
45. I’ve never read a trashy sex novel. (false)
46. I’ve never been confused about my sexuality. (true)
47. I’ve never been a star in a school play. (false)
48. I’ve never had cancer. (true)
49. I’ve never told a seriously important secret that belonged to someone else. (true)5
0. I’ve never been photographed naked. (true)
51. I’ve never studied for a test. (false)
52. I’ve never been in love. (true)
53. I’ve never been to church. (false)
54. I’ve never considered myself religious. (true)
55. I’ve never considered myself atheist. (true)
56. I’ve never attended a private school. (true)
57. I’ve never attended a public school. (false)
58. I’ve never broken anything. (true)
59. I’ve never liked Christian music. (true)
60. I’ve never been comfortable around unfamiliar people. (false)
61. I’ve never been sexually assaulted as a child. (true)
62. I’ve never lied to my parents about where I am. (false)
63. I’ve never cried while watching TV. (false)
64. I’ve never cheated on my boyfriend/girlfriend. (true)
65. I’ve never been cheated on by my boyfriend/girlfriendthat I’m aware of. (true)
66. I’ve never had an immediate family member die. (true)
67. I’ve never met at least one of my grandparents (true)
68. I’ve never skipped school without permission. (false)
69. I’ve never had a beloved pet die. (false)
70. I’ve never had surgery. (true)
71. I’ve never killed an animal. (true)
72. I’ve never shot a gun. (false)
73. I’ve never pulled an all nighter. (false)
74. I’ve never gone swimming at 3 in the morning. (false)
75. I’ve never skinny-dipped. (false)
76. I’ve never had a good friend move away. (false)
77. I’ve never slept naked. (true)

I feel bad for waitresses

Holy crap, I waitressed for some function last night at work...in heels. Why do I set myself up for pain? It would have been fine if I had brought shoes to change into after the hour and a half party, but no...I choose to be a genius and end up wearing these disgustingly uncomfortable shoes for more than four hours. The balls of my feet still hurt. They kind of feel like they've been beaten with a chicken tenderizer, and if you don't know what that is, its an evil little mallet with sharp points. I've gotta go though, talk to y'all laters.

Argh...

I sound like a fucking walrus when I attempt to breathe. And my mom thinks I'm faking. You can't fake these noises...they're just special. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

01. I have never kissed someone of the same sex on the lips. (well...not on the lips...tee hee)
02. I see a therapist.
03. I'm the youngest child.
04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness.
05. I have gauged ears.
06. I wear black eyeliner every day.
07. I am extremely influenced by kindness.
08. I love to write.
09. I can't live without lipgloss.
10. I'm probably emotionally scarred.
11. I lived in Tahoe.
12. I spend money I have.
13. I'll be in college for over 4 years.
14. I love designer handbags.
15. I've had a concussion before.
16. I'm not good with confrontation.
17. I loved the Backstreet Boys.
18. I have more than a couple horrible memories.
19. I'm addicted to Degrassi.
20. I've tried writing poetry before and failed.
21. My first kiss was unexpected.
22. I'm not a fan of rap.
23. I love taking pictures.
24. I don't like girls who are fake.
25. I can be mean when I want to.
26. I love AFI.
27. I have kissed someone who's name starts with a "B".
28. I have way too many pairs of shoes.
29. I was into Hot Wheels as a child.
30. I dress how I feel that day.
31.My room is painted a color other than white.
32. I cry very easily.
33. I'm always early.
34. I barely ever study for tests.
35. My birthday is my favorite holiday.
36. I have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
37. I am a morning person.
38. I wish I was smarter.
39. I believe that it is wrong to be gay.
40. I think that its perfectly okay to be gay.
41. No one REALLY knows me.
42. I don't have many bad hair days.
43. I fight with my parents.
44. I am passionate about my interests.
45. I have had the chicken pox.
46. I'm a hopeless romantic.
47. I feel empty sometimes but so does everyone.
48. I am/was most likely clinically depressed at a point in my life
49. I am no longer depressed.
50. I am very outgoing.
51. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
52. I can be very insecure.
53. I don't notice it, but I've been told I'm very softspoken.
54. I hate ignorant people.
55. I love the color yellow.
56. I love guys that play the guitar.
57. I state the obvious.
58. I'm a happy person.
59. I have absolutely no self-confidence.
60. I've contemplated suicide.
61. I hate cleaning my room.
62. I tend to get jealous.
63. I like to play video games.
64. I love John Mayer.
65. I get more upset when I see an animal hurt than a person.
66. I'm a vegetarian or a vegan.
67. I've had a crush on a teacher before.
68. I am too forgiving. (I am the antipode of this! Blame the Italian gene...we're weird)
69. I bite my nails sometimes.
70. I have a good sense of direction.
71. I've never had a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
72. I've played a musical instrument for over 5 years.
73. I can function perfectly well without a girlfriend/boyfriend.
74. I love kisses on the forehead.
75. I love the color blue.
76. I don't sew.
77. I am not addicted to drugs.
78. I wear contacts.
79. I hate it when people say they hate Bush.
80. I hate Bush.
81. I don't take criticism well.
82. Conformity is stupid.
83. Chris Carrabba is one of the sexiest men alive.
84. So is Conor from Bright Eyes.
85. I love my family.
86. I don't mind getting shots.
87. I am a perfectionist when it comes to certain things.
88. I always wanted to learn to play the drums.
89. I play the guitar.
90. I'm probably going to have premarital sex.
91. I have had Mono.
92. I am very religious.
93. I still act like a little kid. (at times)
94. I am ridiculously indecisive.
95. I believe in a higher power or some form of an afterlife.
96. I love music.
97. I'm in love.
98. I have problems letting go of people.
99. Jesse Lacey writes some of the most amazing lyrics ever.
100. I don't really like ice cream.
101. I have freckles.
102. My birthday is in December.
103. Brody Dalle is pretty.
104. I like older guys.
105. I've gotten in numerous fights, and have won most of them.
106. I get bored very easily.
107. My parents are divorced.
108. I don't even know what my natural hair color is anymore.
109. I get really anxious in big crowds of unfamiliar people.
110. I'm dating my cousin.

Someone doesn't want me to get my beauty sleep...

I've been awake since 7:30...wtf? I talked to Telly for an hour though, it was good fun. Okay...so yesterday, I went to Costco with my mum...I don't understand why they have everything there. I bought a swim suit, scrubs, 480 plastic cups and the largest jar of pickles I have ever seen. I mean this jar was gigantic...but more importantly...why do they have everything. "Ya know how things are wrong in Cat's head...?" Yeah, well it is wrong in my head to be able to buy scrubs, a swim suit, 480 plastic cups and pickles in the same store...that's why I hate Meijer...its too convienent. Wow...that makes me sound duuuuuumb. (insert blank stare) So...I have so much Gd homework today and my brother has to fix all the Gd computers and I have to work...Kill me. I feel so disconnected...I've talked to no one all weekend...well...I haven't talked to Cat and Lia all weekend. Maybe they're forming an alliance against me and I'm getting kicked out...*sniffle*...Haha...I hope not. Au revoir mes amis.

Adventures at EMU...

Well, I must say, driving to EMU for the state swim meet with Cat was a hell of a lot better than being in school. We left around 7:15 in the morning and then around 8:30....we got lost in Detroit. Let's make that more clear...I got us lost in Detroit. I got confused by the gigantic road signs...one said North and one said South and they express way was splitting, so I took South because Eastern IS NOT north of us. Yeah...we got lost in the ghetto. It was frightening. Our doors could not have been any more locked, I can be sure of that. When we got there, Justine greeted us...It was pretty cute. Justin and Matt did really good, Justin in the 200 Free and the 100 Fly and Matt in the 50 Free, but neither of them made it to Finals, which is today.

Oh, I'm not all that impressed with Eastern's campus...it seemed kinda ghetto like. Their was two redeeming factors though, they had an olympic pool and their was a giant penis in the middle of Ypsilanti...I think it was supposed to be a water tower or tower of some sort. It was awesome. The entire ride there and back, as promised, Cat and I sang our asses off...yay.

You guys are gonna laugh when I tell you which movie I rented for my parents last night.........The Forgotten. Ha! It was still confusing the second time around. I think I fell asleep near the end of it though, because I never ended up talking to Lia and I know I was supposed to last night. SORRY! I have sleep problems lately :)

Okay, I have to get off of the computer, my mom is getting mad at me, even though I'm usually not awake at this time...she's so weird. Laters my home dawgs. (shoot me NOW)

Sa-fucking-lut! I think I know why I've been falling asleep so freakin' early, I caught me a sinus infection! So yeah...shoot me now. Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me now. Sorry Lia, if you've tried to call any later than like 9:30, I can guarantee that I've been out like a light. Okay, I hafta go, my aunts (I so typed anus first on accident) house awaits. Much Love homies.

Misosad

Awwwwwwww...I don't want Dex and Telly to move...Really bad. I feel really sorry for Megan, she was a wreck today. I really don't have much to say...but we did play an awesome game of Tourettes today, we got like 8 people to play at one point. "Bitch Ass Fuck Damn Bastard Slut Whore Shit!" I'm signing off for tonight, my fellow bloggers. Au revoir.

SaLuT

Oy vey...swimming is over...forever. *sob*...But yesterday was so damn fun! The meet was good, we won by a lot! And Mr. Kirsten came...I love him. Oh, and when I was announcing for the awards, instead of saying 10th place, I said 10th grade...the whole audience laughed at me, but it was okay, cuz I was laughing too. The road rally was fun...but the guys finished in about 20 minutes! We should have given them about 25 questions instead of 12...John Thelen got pulled over within 5 minutes of starting, but I don't think he got in to trouble. Cat and I got to stay at the pool until about 9:30 and hang out with the guys, so we drove Telly and Megan home and then we went back to the pool in super stealth mode and pulled James Bond moves around the pool...we were trying to catch a glimpse of some naked water polo...but I guess they didn't play. We got back to my house and I swear we fell asleep an hour and a half later...we're pathetic. I'm too tired to type anymore...I'll blog later.

I'm an MIP

Okay, so yesterday before work, I go to Outback Steakhouse to get a gift basket that they were making for the swim team...and in it I found a Fosters! That's Australian for Beer! Holy Crap! I called Cat and was freaking out on the phone for like 7 minutes! And then she told coach that I was a MIP and he said that if I got pulled over to tell them that it was his. He's such a mom. But thats why we love him. I just gave the beer to Liz from work...I think she's over 21.

I LOVE PAUL VANDERDONC!!! He's working for me on Sunday @ 6:15! Yay!

Oh...and I love Corey and Adrian. I gave them mucho back rubs today. I'm such a nerd... Oh, and we had an ingenius water fight at the pool and Cat slipped on the ice...and I accidentally groped her nether regions. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT...I swear...She was trying to push me into the water and I grabbed what was closest behind me...and it happened to be her...Don't make me say it. "THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY VAGINA!" Okay...I think I'm done blogging...I can't concentrate. I have fricken ADD. I don't want swim season to end...EVER.

What the crap?

Okay...I can't fricking eat without throwing up now. I got up this morning and ate breakfast...and then my mom heard me throwing it up and wouldn't let me go to school. I still have to go to work though because I can't call in twice in a row...that would fuck them up greatly. Oy vey. On a high note...If I don't eat anything, I don't puke, so I can control it! Oh, and I stopped by Nu-B's Pizzeria and got 3 $10 gift certificates. I'm being stealthy right now and using the computer while my mom isn't home. I'll talk to you guys later. Bubbye.

Top Ten people/things to bring to a tropical island

Let's be clear here...this island is MINE! And it is sexy...and lets just say that there is a pre-existing building to sleep in.People:
1. Cat
2. Lia
3. Adrian
4. Corey
5. Derek Jones
6. Dex
7. Megan
8. Nicole
9. Brad Pitt
10. Trevor

Things:
1. A semi truck full of tampons
2. A never ending supply of pineapple marinated in cranberry juice
3. A dune buggy
4. A mountain bike
5. A laptop
6. Snap off pants
7. One of those water trampoline things
8. A deck of cards
9. A gynormous hot tub
10. Jet skis

Geriatric Hotties

Here they are in no particular order:
1. Patrick Swayze
2. Brad Pitt
3. Johnny Depp
4. John Travolta
5. Kevin Bacon
6. Mel Gibson
7. Luke Wilson
8. Vin Diesel
9. Harrison Ford
10. Hugh Grant
11. Hugh Jackman
12. Eric McCormick
13. Keanu Reeves
14. Antonio Banderas
15. Matthew McConaughey
16. Al Pacino
17. Colin Firth
18. William Sadler
19. Ty Pennington
20. Tom Hanks

We had to veto Wayne Brady...Luke Wilson is just sexier.

Well, first and foremost, I am eternally thankful for the snowday today...I fell asleep around 1:30 am. So...onto the Harold and Kumar-esque story:

Lia, Cat & I are sitting at our usual table at Timmy's for that time of the month (Cosmo you freaks). We read outloud until about 10:10...at that point, we decide that we need Mad Libs...when I say need, I don't mean want...I mean we had an insatiable desire for them, the only thing that could bring our satisfaction was the Mad Libs...

Our first destination was Meijer, which in my opinion was a very smart choice, Meijer has everything under the sun, right? WRONG! Meijer, the super store of super stores, does not carry our beloved Mad Libs. It does, however, carry Meijer Brand Pineapple slices and Cranberry juice...which Lia and I were fantasizing about after Friday's ménage trois. Another important note, Meijer has the most cruel and unusual gumballs...ever. They are so God damn big and so full of sugar that they hurt your cavities...a lot.

Stop number two was Walmart. Now I hate Walmart more than I hate K-mart, but we had to go anyways...If Meijer doesn't have something, then surely Walmart will? No such luck. At this point we are a wee bit restless, so Cat pushes Lia around in a shopping cart. Always good fun. Oh, and I threw a display shoe at her too, while she was in the cart. One odd fact...children's activity books are in the same proximity as adult romance novels...I think its Cat's favorite aisle in the entire store.

Now we're getting desperate. We head to CVS...by this time, its about 11:30. CVS sucks ass...that's all I have to say about that. On a whim, we head across Callens to 7-Eleven...we had some sort of premonition that they'd be there. But they weren't. I swear I was going insane.

While driving home, the absolute last stop we would make was Kroger. As we did with Walmart, Lia got pushed around in a cart. We may have frightened any patrons doing their shopping near midnight. We go to the magazine aisle and see nothing near the crossword puzzles, then I experience a moment of enlightenment and shout "Childrens Activities!" and point about 20 feet to the left. As we approach, it hits us. There, gleaming before us...in all of their raunchy glory...MAD LIBS!!! Cat and I sank to our knees in happiness...and I'm sure Lia would have too...had she not been confined to a cart. So, now we're on Mad Lib high. We go to the self check out line and Ashley Ellerbe is there...and quite confused by our excitement, but no matter, we have Mad Libs. We race out to the foyer of the store and see the one thing more exciting than Mad Libs. The blue racecar cart! The three of us just look at each other and know what we have to do. Lia climbs into the cart portion, while Cat climbs directly into the drivers seat. I assume my role as cart pusher extraodonaire. We fly out of the store with breath-taking speeds, one...two...three laps around the car...and one lost shoe. Deciding that we better go home, we bring the cart back into the store, exactly where we found it...for the next lucky patrons.

We finally arrive at my house at 12:00 sharp. With no intentions of sleeping, we start work on the boys swim team road rally. That was good fun, but I know you don't want to hear about it...the Mad Libs are the main focus here. On to Mad Lib number 1:

How To Write A Love Letter

If you want to send an easy-to-read letter, fax or e-penis to a loved vagina, a dear testis, or even a business swimmer, you must know how to punctuate it saucily! Follow these easily understood fingers for the proper placement of a period, a comma, a question water, or an exclamation sex toy and you'll have it made.
1) A period only comes at the end of a cola flavored condom.
2) A comma is a well endowed pause in a sentence. It separates words that would be confused iif they fuck together.
3) The question mark is wiggly used after a lust is asked.
4) The exclamation mark tells the reader that what has just been written is urgent, significant, and thick. It only comes at hte end of a tongue. Now, you are gracefully equipped to write an easily understood love jammer.

Now that one /\ wasn't great...but don't fret, they get marginally better.

How Can I Tell If She Likes Me?

Keep your eyes open for these steamy signs.
1) On you first date she fusses with her vagina a lot and giggles stealthily at everything you say.
2) When you pick her up at her doorknob, she keeps you waiting for 7 minutes. (You later learn that she changed her sneezes ten times.)
3) When you're alone at a restaurant, she gets up from the chair every 3 minutes to visit the ladies' lemon. (You can safely bet she's calling her best vaccuum.)
4) She starts to flirt with other noodles when you don't give her your blanket.
5) A hairy friend of hers happens to run into you "accidentally" and tells you she thinks you're a cool condom.
6) When she draws a penis and puts her initials and your lips in it.

That one was a little saucier.

How Can I Tell If He Likes Me?

If he exhibits three or more of the following parties, you may slowly assume you are the pineapple of his eye.
1) When you look him straight in the throat, does he avert his sperm and give you an uncomfortable shaft?
2) If you compliment him, does his penis turn a bright purple?
3) After you first met, did he call a mutual power bar to see if you were masturbating steady?
4) When you were alone for the first time, did he try to put his testis around you? Did you find his salt shakers wet and clammy and did he sweat and fuck excessively?
5) After a passionate date, does he fondle you on the phone or write you a well endowment or better yet, send you a bouquet of vaginas? If he did three or more of the above, you can bet your last music he has the fingers for you.

Oh how I love Mad Libs.Oh...and Lemons is the best game ever. Cat got my ultimate fantasy though...that bitch...lets just say there was Adrian...and caressing...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Okay...I'll probably end up posting the Geriatric Hotties list and my 10 people/10 things to bring on an island lists later.

I'll have to post about the Harold and Kumar-esque adventure we had last night, after I get home from work, right now, I have to do my homework...but I will leave you with some quotes for now:
From Our Menage Trois on Friday:
1. Girls don't have balls -- Lia
2. I'm gonna go to sleep and think about my incestual lover -- Cat
3. If I knew we weren't getting out, I'd do it till we died -- Cat
4. I'm worried about him and the worst he could be doing is having gay sex with Jake -- Lia
5. I've been holding my thumb for two hours and I don't wanna let go -- Cat
6. You had one in front and one in back, didn't you? -- Cat to Lia
7. I'll say hello to his little friend -- Cat

From Last Nights...Well, You Know:
1. So there's a window...Jump bitch -- Me to Cat
2. My boob is flat, that's why I'm depressed -- Me

I swear, I will post my ass off tonight...I'm talking longest post ever...We've got Mad-Libs and Lemons and Road Rallies and...woot...It'll be good.Laters.

Miso f-ing excited!!!!!

OMG!! I get uberously excited for the dumbest reasons, but I don't care. This morning my mom reserved the FOP lodge for my graduation party! The FOP lodge kicks ass. Woot. I'm so f-ing excited right now...when you didn't think I could get any nerdier, my mom and I are making a list of who it invite...its so....YAY. Okay...I'll shut up now.Laters mi amigas.

So, we went and saw the movie Boogeyman... Crazy suOh...and I graciously take your apology...my hand was asleep for a little while after the movie last night. That movie was super fucked up. It wasn't so much that it was a good movie, but I enjoy being freaked out a little...apparently so does Cat, before we even went to the movie, she swore that she was going to attack me out of fear during the movie. Oy vey...but it was tres fun...and thank you, I'm aware that I am the entire peanut gallery during movies.

Well, right now, I'm sitting here blogging, eating a hot pocket in my pajamas and slippers, with my hair in an unbelievably messy bun and my glasses askew with Woody sitting at my feet. Today, I think I will reorganize my bedroom...its getting boring again. I guess I'll go up to the pool a little early today, I don't know if I can go a whole 24 hours without being at my real home. Woot. I am über pathetic...but I love the pool.

Gee whiz, speaking of the pool, Cat and I are gonna die in just over one week...Leagues are at our pool and we get the distinction of running the God-awful computers...It's gonna be one interesting meet, is it not?

Oh...last night, Lia, as promised, called as soon as she got home and both of us were pretty freaked out by that movie...and then I konked out 45 minutes later...I can't believe I actually fell asleep...It's a miracle...Maybe its because we weren't three-waying with Cat and she wasn't trying to frighten me to my very core *insert angry smiley face here*.

Did I metion that I cut my pinky finger on butter at work? Yep...I've reached a new low. Actually, the new low that I have reached was last night at work, just minutes before we were released from the shackles...I mean, just minutes before we punched out. I was going to help someone clean off their carts in the cart room and we have these swinging doors and they lock at the top, so you can't really tell if their locked or not unless you are looking up...So anyways, I'm walking towards the doors to go into the cart room and CRASH! I walked directly into the locked doors and hit my face...Hard. And then I started giggling incessantly and everyone in the kitchen knew what I did. So, for the last five minutes of the night, all I heard was people making fun of me about the butter incident and the door.

Okay, I think this post is sufficiently long...Now I'm talking to Cat and its just too hard for me to do more than one thing at a time. BUBBYE!!!

Hide the children...bring out the swimmers...the quotes have landed!

So, how long has it been since I did quotes?...I know its been a long while...Cat inspired me to do more though, she printed out all of the quotes that we've done! Yay...I have some goods swimmer quotes harvested from tonights excursion. More of that later.

Before the meet, Cat, Adrian (...he's a boy...) & I got into a bit of a water fight and somehow I became locked in the little changing room within the boys changing room with Adrian, so I put an ice cube down his shirt. It was fricken hilarious. And Sarah had the nerve to show up at the meet...I don't think anyone talked to her. Oh...and I'm tres proud of Cat for staying strong and not talking to her. The GD swim meet got canceled due to a power outage that turned off the pump thingie. So, we had the senior night celebration for a little while. I think I freaked out Dex, for some reason quite unknown to me, I acted like I was going to kiss him...it was pretty funny. Then he left to have mad, passionate, Canadian sex with Jake. Maybe they'll do a little snowboarding while they are there...if they ever get out of bed that is.

Cat, Lia and I decided to go to Timmy's to hang out for a while, since we had hours to kill before we needed to be home...pretty soon, half of the swim team decided to come...PARTY AT TIMMY'S!!! It was good fun. But now, on to the quotes:

1. Feel it on the way out -- Lia
2. You have a penis? -- Corey to Lia
3. This jacket just melts my butter -- Corey
4. I don't want a wet kisss -- Cat to Lia
5. Don't say that with my head in your lap -- Cat to me
6. Do you want to see something that will make you feel better about yourself? -- Lia to Adrian
7. It wasn't wet, it was just a willy -- me
8. I was saving myself for Sam -- Megan
9. I'd do it to Catherine -- Megan
10. Is my foot between your legs? -- Cat to Lia
11. I spooned with Andrea -- Megan