is it just me, or are windmills really scary?

The Top Ten Things I Hate, in no particular order:

1. Condiments -- ketchup is just wrong

2. A. My feet -- they are like frickin' flippers
B. My pinky toes -- yeah, I don't have toenails on them

3. Windmills -- shut up, they're scary

4. Spiders -- way too many legs

5. Scary Books -- its like a scary movie in your head that you can't shut off

6. Purple -- its such a weird color

7. Football -- sorry, but this is the most uninteresting thing ever

8. Milk -- maybe this is why I'm not growing

9. Acid washed jeans -- so 1980

10. Pickles -- eeww