don't suck on gel pens

Oh yeah, I forgot that I burned the crap (okay, so I'm exaggerating a little) out of my elbow at lunch while getting fries. Somebody's obviously trying to tell me fries are bad. And then after the extremely entertaining swim meet tonight, my cousin Trevor came over to say goodbye to my dad, who's now leaving on Saturday instead of today (Yay!), and I helped him with his homework, then were were sitting upstairs playing a board game, I know, how Brady Bunch is that. I'm writing something down and then I started sucking on my pen and a whole bunch of blue gel pen ink got into my mouth, so I picked up his coke and started drinking it, he of course had no idea what I was doing and was like "That's my coke, dork!" Well, mine was empty and I needed to get the nasty out of my mouth. Then when he was getting ready to leave, my mom said, "Why's it so cold in here?" and he replied "Because I took your pants." I know, that sounds crazy, but my dad gave him a cool pair of sweats (I know, cool and sweats should never be in the same sentence, but they were.) and he was wearing them over his other pants. What is a fear of seaweed called?