praying to the porcelain God

Okay...what the hell did I do to piss God off? Because I have the flu with a vengence. I can't even drink water without throwing it up...yes, I know, nice image. My mom is making me carry around a can of Lysol with me so I don't infect her and my dad. Y-U-C-K! Somehow I don't think that I'll be seeing you guys in school on Monday.