58 things not to say
Here's the quotes from the last few days, just as a warning, most of us were in a perverted mood last night. Oh, I just remembered that Cat is afraid of coffee grinders:
1. I have a kinky head. -- Cat
2. I'm horn happy -- Lia
3. Kissing on the playground...that's how kids learn -- Perhaps it was Allison Drompp
4. I have a transvestite on my backpack -- me -- Ooh the possibilities
5. You need to stop stroking and suck! -- me, to Cat -- We were making subs and putting them in sub bags and you have to suck the air out
6. You're so lucky I swallowed -- Amy
7. Give me the fuzzy really fast -- Cat
8. Do you dance crunchy? -- me -- I was trying to describe the way Cat was trying to imitate me dancing
9. And then there was a doorknob -- Cat
10. I can't pass it, I'm over here -- me -- I don't know what I was talking about
11. It was like.......(in a gremlin voice) HAHAHA -- Amy
12. My daddy bought me a ball of rabbit fur -- Cat
13. He was on the roof in his underwear -- Cat (BTW - the next quote immediately followed this one)
14. I did that once! -- me -- I was kidding, I just couldn't pass that one up
15. I was wearing underwear but not solely underwear -- me -- trying to explain that last time I was on my roof I was wearing underwear but I was wearing clothing over them
16. He's very homosexual, he even pees like a girl -- me -- I was talking about my dog
17. I did not, I did not lick my dog! -- me -- I didn't lick my dog
18. Look at that sexy girl in the window! -- Cat -- This one I will clarify because it make Cat sound kinda gay. Amy was trying to seduce my window and Cat was saying what Amy was thinking
19. I'm not done counting yet, do it as hard as you can! -- Cat
20. I just saw the shadow of the fan -- me -- I saw the shadow of the fan and I thought it was my mom
21. She chose shower over Sam! -- me -- I don't know what the hell I was talking about
22. I turn around and there's this tree walking towards me -- Cat
23. See we don't have a Bob, we have a Dennis -- me -- We were talking about having family members with the last name Walsh and my cousin's name is Dennis and Cat's relative's name is Bob
24. Sam, it's a little crooked -- Cat
25. You're holding that sandwich a little suggestively -- Amy
26. Get me twisty! -- me -- I was yelling at Cat to get me a twist tie
27. Okay, now who wants to take their crap off? -- me -- asking people to take their stuff off that table
28. I'll sleep with Amy -- Lia -- The next quote immediately followed this one
29. No, that's my job -- Cat
30. Kelley, get you're thing over here -- Cat
31. No, one's tighter -- me -- I was describing that one of the cots was stiffer than the other
32. I don't know which way I'm supposed to do it -- me -- I was having technical difficulties with an Aero bed
33. Quit being kinky! -- Lia
34. I can't push it in -- me -- there was this thing on the Aero bed and I couldn't close the cap
**********Johnny Depp just said "Horse of a different color"**********
35. The big gaping hole -- me -- I don't remember
36. That reminds me of Paul -- Lia
37. I'll go out there in my underwear -- Cat
38. I'll sleep with you Michelle -- Lia -- the next one immediately followed this one
39. No, that's my job! I get them both! -- Cat -- WTF!!
40. Fuck is an anagram -- me -- Self explanatory isn't it? Fornication Under Consent of the King. People in old England had to get permission to have sex
41. You're my CO-PAIN -- me -- We were talking about French class and copain means friend
42. MR. WARREN -- Cat -- we were watching Rocky Horror and Riff Raff closely resembles Mr. Warren
43. It's crumpled in the corner -- me -- I don't remember
44. OH! M&M'S! I GOTTA PEE -- me -- I was imitating Michelle I think
45. You look like you're walking on the moon -- me -- Cat was walking on the Aero bed and she looked like she was walking on the moon
46. Lia crawled under the chair with me and asked if she could fornicate with me -- Cat -- I don't even want to know
47. I enjoy having color on my hands -- me -- we were discussing the fact that M&M's lie, they do melt in you're hands
48. Which way do you want me? -- Cat -- Ya know what, I don't remember, but I don't want to know what was going on
49. Lia, do you want 3 men in your tub -- Cat
50. You got a little happy with the up arrow -- Cat
51. Sam, watch Mama -- my mom -- I don't even remember
52. I was a transvestite in another life -- Cat
53. Last time I checked, I wasn't a guy -- Lia -- the next quote immediately follows this one
54. Well, you better check, those things crawl up on ya fast -- Cat
55. We have Janet, Magenta, and Columbia filled up! -- Cat
56. Manties -- Lia -- the new word for man panties
57. I keep getting my face caught on the zipper -- me -- Okay, okay, I admit that sounds really questionable but I had to take my hoodie off because the zipper was hurting me
58. Catherine, I have to practice something on you -- Lia
Now no one can yell at me for not having enough quotes.