WTF

What the hell is up with the universe? Okay, so its not that big of a deal, but I wanna know why I got verbally bitch-slapped today in English class! I didn't do anything or "talk shit" about Lindsay Lane and somehow I'm being accused of calling her a slut and telling people that I hate her...I'm so confused. But on with other news...

Here's a game I like to call "What Is Woody Doing?"

(a) Sniffing my mom's slipper.
(b) Playing hide the catnip.
(c) Throwing up in my mom's slipper....................
..........And the answer is (c) Throwing up in my mom's slipper.
He's such a little freak...my mom was taking a picture of him because she thought he was being cute...little did she know that he was doing that.Oh, and I finally found out what "Oy Vey" means...its yiddish for "Oh my." Woot. One last thing...the boys swim team is rubbing off on us...we're so much more touchy feely now...its...odd.

May I be the first to say what the crap? Why can we not have weather like this when we have to go to school? I was out driving today at like 9:30 and damn...I really hope you guys didn't go to that swim meet today, it's pretty damn dangerous out there. Holy shit. Oh, and I have to go in to work today because a bazillion people called in, I have to go in at like 3:00 to help cook, how much does that suck? Happy birthday tomorrow Nicole! And I'm happy that laser tag was fun last night, I really wish I could have been there.Oh, and Cat? I got next Friday off, so Michael Phelps, here we come...I mean U of M, here we come...who am I kidding? I heart Michael Phelps!

Gonna chop my car up into little pieces

Okay, so I'm getting ready this morning, and I walk out to my car to get it warmed up...well, that didn't go entirely as planned, my car had turned into a giant, SUV shaped icicle. When I say icicle, I mean its a frozen mother fucker, the keys wouldn't even turn in the locks. So yeah, my dad was already gone to work and my mom's car was blocked in by mine, so I had to stay home and do some cleaning. My car finally thawed out around 10:30, but by then, I had missed the one class that I needed to go to today, so I continued to clean. Argh...

someone up there doesn't like me much

Argh...yes, I am aware that I haven't posted since last year, but no one reads this anyways, its a bore...Perchè è la gente stupido?

Hmmph...

Um...there's absolutely nothing to blog about right now. I did have some oatmeal though, and that's always an event. I've been confined to the house all weekend, only allowed to leave for work. Trust me, its boring. Oh, I am so unimpressed with our dear president, Señor Bush. He's spending $40 million on his inaugural party. WTF? Is it necessary to spend $40 million on a party when people affected by this gigantic tsunami could use a little help? Granted it didn't happen in the U.S., but it doesn't mean that we shouldn't help. Have some compassion George.

Cat's New Word

MULESTATION!! WOOT...she was trying to type "molestation" which is...scary, but woot! hmm...definition: (1) Carnal knowledge of a donkey (2) mule-station: a toilet

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, ready to jump infront of a bus...I just got my SAT score back *sob* and now I want to go die in a hole. Bubbye.

The best day ever!

Woot! Misohappy! Okay, so last night, Lia, Nicole and I played Texas Hold 'Em and LCR with Jaime...I lost...a lot. I folded like a cheap whore! Then this morning, my mom and I went out to Pontiac to get my car stereo installed...and I got the new Lenny Kravitz CD...Oh, by the way Lia, I'll be sure to let you listen to it, I know how much you love Lenny. And then I went online because I have some Christmas money that was burning a hole in my pocket and I ordered the R. Kelly CD, Bowling For Soup, Switchfoot, and John Mayer's new CD (he's my lover, by the way). Now I get to go to work and train one of the biggest fucktards that I have ever met. But all is well in the land of Sexy Sam. See y'all later. Oh, really quick: I was walking around ABC Warehouse, waiting for my CD player to be installed and guess what show was on all of the TVs...PHIL OF THE FUTURE...Lia would have...well, lets just say she would have been really happy.

5 more months

Heck Yeah! Okay, I don't know about you guys, but I've been waiting for 2005 for such a long time. Say it with me...we graduate in 5 months! Okay, I must get off of the computer...wait...how many days is it until we graduate? 147~ish days........HELL YEAH!